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#1
Yankees first team to score +108
I like to taste myself - MLB pick 5/1
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#2
I’m worried . Seriously . Get a Kleenex like everybody else . Wipe it with a sock or a rag or whatever’s handy . Rub it into your skin . I don’t know . But for Christ’s sake don’t consume it ! But if I inferred incorrectly and you are talkin’ boogers then have at it buddy . Hope you get a thick hard one and it has the same texture as Crunchy JIF peanut butter ya dig ? Good luck snackin’ and on your games too pal . Grab a winner either way but leave the semen for the Navy . Ya heard ? 
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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#4
Come on bro . It’s not even like that
First you taste yourself then you want me to fuck myself ?
Lots of thoughts about self gratification is circulating around in your medulla oblongata huh ? Not a problem son , I gotchu and I got this ! Let’s profit ! What’s up ?
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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#6
This is America Jack . I’ll stroll where I see fit . Plus I might even put a little wiggle in my hips to excite the ladies . I’m like a young Elvis only with size 15 Adidas instead of those nerdy blue suede shoes ya heard ? I’m Mount Etna spewin’ fire and flames while you’re just a guy who’s tired and mired in lame . Kick rocks Potsy !
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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#18
Congratulations ! You did it . You happy now huh ? How does it taste ? Salty ? Sweet ? Like vermouth strained through the sweat sock worn by some overweight mother after a particularly grueling yoga class ?
Which one ? Huh ? None ? All ? You high on mushrooms and can’t answer ?
You rapscallion you ! You have a special gift ! And you’re just wasting it here at Covers.com .
I suggest you start shitting into little boxes and labeling them guaranteed with a felt tip pen or a black magic marker because we can sell those things on the internet as “ a guaranteed piece of shit “ ya dig ?
Boom . Mo’ Money .
We’ll parlay your amazing personality and your awesome first team to score bets into a successful company that peddles manure to the masses .
All we gotta do is keep feeding you and we’re basically just one excrement excretion away from all profit minus the Arby’s overhead . This is what America’s all about you sweet high heeled wearing hairy legged bastard !
We got this pal . Me and you ! Overnight sensations , and Social media influencers extraordinaries ! We’ll be each fucking a Kardashian by next week . You get Khloe . She scares me . It’s that jaw bro . It reminds me of one of those big metal arms on those construction vehicles that moves dirt , junk , and debris . One false move by her mouth game and I’m one step away from being what happened to Bruce Jenner after the final procedures of his transformation . I can’t have that , cuz I’m an Olympian when it comes to banging the ladies and I need my wiener to bring home the gold . Ya heard ?
Let’s get one more bet tomorrow and we can start building the trust of the people you ornery heathen ok ?
Good luck and God bless brother . Sleep well and I hope you don’t pee the bed
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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