I have a small penis

Oh yeah

I guess that would put a damper on telling jokes about it

Not sure if it was Dr. Ruth Westheimer, or that older Canadian sex therapist.  It's a known fact that the sensitivity from the opening of the female vaginal wall goes only 3 inches deep.

 

I think a good gauge if your ratio is off is if when you take a leak, you have problems pissing on your balls

Remember

 

It's not the wand...................

 

IT'S THE MAGICIAN!

Also remember

 

That's what guy's with small dicks say.

 

 

 

There is no was a dude with a big dick has figured out how to use it........................

 

No way

"Man with Large Wand have no need to Pull Rabbit from Hat"

Looks like you need to start Jelqing

a boring story actually other than i figured out why he was so reluctant for the hernia check.

bill clinton was looking at his four inch dick and wanted to increase its size so he asked obama," yo prez, you brothers pack a lot of meat, mine's only four inches...what should i do"
obama says,"for reals player, you stick your junk in real slow and pull it out real fast...takes some weeks but your stuff gets bigger"
well barry walks away laughing but billy tries it out and 1 month later he's measuring his dick and its 4.25 inches so he says to hill dog,"baby cakes, you noticed anything about lil bill recently"
hill dog says," no bill but you're banging me just like barrack usually does"

Confucius say, "man with small manhood wish he had big manhood."...lol

Where are you meeting these chicks? Just tell them its small and whip it out to see if it will do the trick?

 

Did you read that in glamour? Proven false? Like to see that double blind study. Women smarter because they will fuck any size cock?

Come on Scal. I'm disappointed in you. That was a crap response.

slow day in sports...

Well this is a classic thread regardless of penis size

Confidence is probably half the problem/solution and you seem to have most mastered ....All I can add is my own experiences/knowledge and I will say that 1 of my oldest best friends supposedly has a pretty small cock (granted I don't know exact length) but his fucking wife is by far the 1st 1 many of my old (fraternity) (HS) (college) (working) friends would like to TAP

His looks brought him confidence early in life, but he didn't marry the bitch til he was half bald ....Now personally I've been told "I didn't know they could be that big" granted a virgin isn't best judge, but I know my shit is nice and average, but my confidence/shyness has always lacked so I'm stuck jerking it while my "small" buddy fucks the incredible hottie

I'm not ready for a wife, not sure I ever will be, but my arrogant friend w/ the small dick has a hot girl who definitely would be worthy of me

I doubt many of us measure up to some of the big black cocks we see on Porn, but if you think that's all chicks care about well you probably have something to learn

Granted in Cali if you had a 10 inch dong you may get some Porn stars, but in the real world I think Personality/job/situation are as likely to turn a fine girl into digging your shit....Like I said I'm not the smallest, and I still struggle to find a girl I'd be willing to bang for life

I probably don't want a chick only intent on finding the biggest dick, since that chick has probably been used and has little understanding about what life is for...If that's the case well only money and dick size will turn that tramp on, but understand she will always find a bigger cock, so find a chick you dig and the girl will likely have no problem w/ you....

Of course that may sound like a sap, but if you dig chicks who only want big dicks, well you probably have a hapless bitch in search of dreams that will never come true...I come from a city w/ hot chicks and white dicks, so a banging bitch is always available, you just gotta prove more than dick-size if you wanna impress

Proverb say: Man with dick on chin have shit for brains

where the fuck do these people come from...

bunch of fucking wierdos here seriously

For womens opinion on penis size they would have had to sample several a both small and large. They would have to fuck men and then rate them. Its really quite simple.

Your argument of size doesnt matter is retarded. OF COURSE WOMEN WANT MONEY. Duh. Well hung billionaire vs tiny cock billionaire.....who do you think wins. Of course A Rod is gonna get more box than the guy that works at Larrys Shoes, but does the guy at Larrys Shoes get more than his co worker cause hes got a big schlong? Thats the real question.

Of course size matters. Of course that doesnt mean 100% of women prefer a big dick, just as some men prefer small breasts.

Glamour is correct my friend.

Not really, I just see a few guys with little dicks who try and sell smoke and magic

Crow meet Flutie