Hugh Jordan Scumbag Of The Year Dirtbag

Hey you fudging scumbucket. You are a scumbag racist pile of shit. Dont msg me again you dirtbag. You are a SICKO!!

Hey babe. Wanna come over and snuggle with me?

Bring in the new year in a warm embrace?

Your ass was so tight the last time.

I want to bury more of my love juice deep in your ass

@Hugh_Jorgan

 Is he still chasing you around Hugh?

He sent me around 12 messages asking to do that stuff. He even tried sending links to pictures of him taking "care" of his Mafioso buddies 

@wmi799

We are now officially a couple.

His oral skills are nothing short of spectacular  ... balls and all.

He even eats ass

HailFlutie’s family has worked the circus circuits for over 100 years.  His father was a sword swallower.  That would probably explain his notable oral skills.

@Cranky_Hank

Okay, even if I'm willing to buy what you're selling, how do you explain his ass eating mastery?

@packersbackers

 Its how he pays his Mafioso debts. He told me in the private messages he sent.

Tossing salads is his specialty 

His mother was a flame swallower and ho.

Not only is he a huge liar but also the king of projecting 

Fellas! Have to sit this one out. Spending a mellow New Year's with the Mrs. Sounds tempting though.

But if it's any consolation, we are watching the movie MILK. We saw this on Christmas day our first or second Christmas together so it's sentimental.

How many azz-eating scenes in Milk?

@666LES

If stu is watching it, even with his wife, there is def some ass eating involved.

Either that or bukakke

@666LES

 No ass eating. I don't know if they had figured that out in the 70s. You definitely don't see it in the porn from that era. It's mild with all that kind of stuff but for a minute I was all, "I don't remember this movie being this graphic!" My wife has to tell me to shut the hell up.

Does Sean Penn “ eat ass “ or does he get his “ ass eaten “ in this movie ?

knowing this tidbit of information might change my decision on whether I will ever watch this motion picture or not , so it’s kinda vital , cuz if Spicoli spreads his double cheese and sausage and says “ right here dude “ …….

hey yo , I’m out . 

you know I let people live and be who they wanna be , but I ain’t interested in seeing the sphincter of the guy with mister potatohead’s nose , coolie hole up , and in the air , as his spindly legs wave around like loose linguini while someone enters his chamber of darkness with only a soon to be infected tongue and the courage of Rambo in First blood part 2 backing them …..

i’d rather put my thumbs inside the spokes of a bicycle tire driven by some fat kid who’s late for dinner when his mom is making him his favorite meal of beef Bourgogne and grits , so you know them tree trunks is hustling and moving fast thus ensuring my chopped phalanges of evolutionary distinction ….

I’m serious .

Does he swallow butt or does he get his butt chomped on ?

gotta know , at least for the trivia aspect if for nothing else .

My wife calls my friends scumbuckets...is there a difference?

Yes , and if she’s gonna go that far with it …..

then I wouldn’t be hesitant in the slightest to call her chunky friend Tina with the tuna casserole smelling pusssy , that fucked half of her high school graduating class , that leers at your package while you’re sittin’ there at the poker table mind you ……

” a dirty cheap hizzore “ ……

who isn’t much different than them hookers walkin’ the strip and the boulevard with no shoes on their feet with the crack rocks tucked neatly underneath her small titty flapjack folds…… ya heard ?