Wallstreet said you’re an alias . Are you ?
and if you are what was the username that you used ?
And if you’re not then that’s crazy cuz you’re basically saying that he’s a liar .
also what about yogurt ? Do you like Dannon or that Greek shit that John Stamos peddles ? That handsome son of a gun .
also pickle ball ? What the fuck is it ? I hear everyone talking about it . Does it involve cucumbers and vinegar ? Or is it a mislabeled ?
like those expensive socks made of silk that I found marked with a measly price of 6.99 that one time I went to the mall that didn’t involve me taking a photo while sitting on the Easter Bunny’s lap ?
he didn’t smell like beef or cheese by the way , it was more like Souvlaki or Bourgogne sauce passed through the rectal cavity via gaseous state though 
Pickle ball is a net sport. You hit a ball back and forth over a net except instead of using a racquet, you use your penis.
Hey yo I saw a bunch of them “ Suburbans “ dancing around merrily while smashing around a lime green wiffle-like ball a couple days ago at the park where the tennis courts were at ….
and holy fuck I gotta say I heard a lot of “ darns “ and “ dangs “ and even saw a fat guy make the mistake of taking off his tee shirt cuz he got too sweaty …..
but I didn’t see no dicks being used as raquets or thank god any flapjack nuts rotating around the taint/thigh area like a cat’s head does when it attempts to discern where the fuck that laser pointer is going so it can finally “ catch it “ …..
ya dig ?
odd sport .
Bunch of motherfuckers lined up court side waiting to get on too like they were trying to get some run and play the winners as if it was pickup basketball or some shit .
I saw an out of shape woman turn her ankle …
it was like the scene where JFK got shot with so many people coming to her aid and assistance/ rescue …..
da fuck ?
Hey Lee...Did her ankle sprain and go out of her body, turn, and then reenter her body? If so, that would have been awesome to see....and by chance were you standing on a piece of grass or possibly reading a book from the school depository when this happened?? Just trying to get an account of what actually happened for a kids school project...
Texas thanks you and is waiting your reply...
I’m just sayin’ the big bitch went down and I’m surprised that gravy didn’t pour out of that huge monstrosity that she calls an appendage . Probably more people rushed to her attention than when Segfried or Roy got attacked by that fucking tiger . It’s like ambulances and fire engines magically appeared out of thin air and I’m not quite sure how the Swat team roped down from those god damn trees but it felt like that was happening too . I mean this lady might of had trouble just getting up from the dinner table in order to get to the refrigerator to put just a little more Mayo on her sandwich cuz the two pounds that she slathered on that motherfucker just wasn’t good enough I guess . Priests from the local parish were damn near called in order to say Last Rites . Children were crying in the background and an old woman fainted . But why ? Cuz some cheeseball eatin’ Karen decided to exercise for the first time in the 2000s ? Gimme a break like I’m Nell Carter homie .
I don't know what sport you were watching but it definitely wasn't pickle ball. In pickle ball, you use your penis like a racquet.
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