Has anyone ever visited a children's hospital?

One of my altruistic ambitions is to go into a children's hospital and have all them sick kids seated in a room, and as soon as I enter, the magic begins.  

The children's faces light up like Christmas trees.  They can feel my incredible charm and genuine compassion no matter how sick they are and I know my presence alone although I have many and I do mean many other gadgetries that I can use to add heightened senses of joy for the sickly.  That's what I do, that's what I'm capable of.  

Now I know most of you selfish entitled twat trolls would consider this corny.  Well duh, your DNA is to take take take.  Do as little as possible and take liberties on anyone and everyone. But that's why you're in the majority and I'm not 

GFY

@diondimucci

 I knew you were a pedo. Stay away from Children's hospitals.

@StumpTownStu

 He's gonna pull a wabbit out of his pants! Lol.

I've been to the Children's Hospital in Pittsburgh a bunch of times delivering food be4 and they've got the most security of any Hospital there is. Good luck getting in to do ur thing unless ur a celebrity.