Daily Mollydog cheating uugghhh

I think somebody needs to get that bloke and put him into a headlock . Maybe knuckle him up and give him one of them noogies too . That’ll settle him right quick . He’ll be burnin’ round the forehead and temples something awful .

It’ll make him think twice bout doin’ it again . Worked for me when I caught a houseguest of mine not flushing and leaving a floater . Since that happened aunt Martha don’t even eat at my residence no more playboy . For fear of a bowel movement . Ya feel me ?

I applaud those bringing this to light  its good to know there are still a lot of us who do not subscribe to the " if you ain't cheating you ain't trying " position. As JD Clampett would say P I T Y F U L L

Cmon you sayin’ every now and again it ain’t alright to maybe take the devil’s bait and play on the dark side of the playground ?

Like that one time my local book gave me The Golden Gophers at +1 not realizing that it was a Hawaii or Alaska tournament game that had already been played cuz he was lazy and just reading off the day’s scheduled games ?

not bothering to notice or update his whatever that the game was an 84-75 final or somethin’ for them Minny motherfuckers ?

who am I ? Lucca Brazzi ?

Hey yo I ain’t never sleepin’ on a mistake . And fuck them fishes too . Too much mercury . God damn what they’re doing to our oceans . They’re dumping more than shady stockbrokers or my pal Estuardo after eatin’ momma’s chili . Ya feel me ?

I ain’t gonna argue with you cuz you sound right on point to me . So much so , that imma call you Rod Strickland .

Anybody in real life ever come out with the bazooka truth honesty booty bombs that compliment your subtle nature that seem to embrace and straddle that fine line between correctness and malevolence like I do ?

I’m a gambling man . I’d wager that no one does .

What is and why is this post in the Penalty Box?