Posted:
#151
Always suspect when you are out due to an injury that correlates to your name....
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Posted:
#160
The Cowladies are in my backyard at camp right now as they are most every year...literally right down the street from me....what do you want to know
Will they ever win a championship with Dak? No, not on planet earth
Will they be competitive this year? Yes, in meaningless games but not with superior competition...they will not be the Ravens
Will the Cows make the playoffs? Yes, but only in midget tossing and lawn darts
How are the new prospects this year? About the same as those trying to achieve to be a 1%'er with the Hells Angels...not good!
Should you attend the Cows training camp in Oxnard? No, but I highly recommend taking to the links at the River Ridge golf course...
Fun fact, I was the number 1 qualifier in a tournament held at River Ridge when I was a kid and each from our particular region went on to a national tournament held up in Rancho Murieta and it was called the Big I classic....this is where I first met Tiger Woods as he was in the tournament and John Daly was also playing in the tourney but nobody knew who he was at the time...definitely not known as Tiger was.....Tiger was a snobby runt even as a little twit but had been hyped up in the media even at that time...it was a 2 day tournament for juniors and Tiger played the first round at 1 under and was leading and after the first round and he was on the putting green talking to his dad yelling at him and saying that his clubs weren't right and he needed new clubs...he was loud and Tiger was around 13 or so at this time but he and his dad had all the hype from the media as he was the next golf prodigy...the next day Tiger gets his new clubs and plays very well but gets beat by Daly by one stroke who just dialed it in coming home...I was in the group ahead of them so I got watch it unfold...Daly, who nobody knew at the time, was clutch...Tiger went on to win that tourney years after, but it was kind of cool to meet these guys as juniors...I will never forget Tiger yelling at his dad on the putting green at 13 years old in front of everyone...that's how juiced up the kid was even then...no surprise he threw a club through his ladies car window as he got older...due always had a club issue..
Now back to the cowladies....
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Posted:
#165
Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:
I think that if some one other than Zeke does not come outta the rb room they in trouble.I never was a Tiger fan but respect his game.
I think that if some one other than Zeke does not come outta the rb room they in trouble.I never was a Tiger fan but respect his game.
That dude is so done. Has been average to below average the last few years. There's footage of him tripping over his own feet in camp. His balance has never been good.
Posted:
#166
https://www.nfl.com/news/jaguars-oc-press-taylor-to-call-plays-2024-preseason
How fucked is this? Pederson is letting the oc call plays in the pre season. But still not sure if he'll let him call plays when week 1 starts.
Also, Press Taylor is used to calling plays from the press box, but Pederson is making him call plays from the field. Sounds to me like he's setting him up for failure.
I don't know Doug Pederson too well, but I know to never trust a coach that wears a visor.
This guy may be an ego maniac of some sort.
Posted:
#167
Already disorganized and disconnected....even if this is a trail run to see how he does, you should be using preseason to fine tune your plan of action....pick who and implement you visor wearing, donut shop eatin, shin splintin mother f'er...some teams are doomed from the initial get sometimes...
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Posted:
#168
Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:
My rotator cuff ( I think that's the problem ) is so shot I don't think I could play lawn darts.
Have you made a call to Jackie Chiles? He once helped get Kramer on a Marlboro billboard....go getcha some...
My rotator cuff ( I think that's the problem ) is so shot I don't think I could play lawn darts.
COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
Posted:
#169
Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:
Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1: My rotator cuff ( I think that's the problem ) is so shot I don't think I could play lawn darts.Have you made a call to Jackie Chiles? He once helped get Kramer on a Marlboro billboard....go getcha some...
From what I recall Jackie was a smooth operator, and now that I think of it they should have had him and Kramer be cousins. Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1: My rotator cuff ( I think that's the problem ) is so shot I don't think I could play lawn darts.Have you made a call to Jackie Chiles? He once helped get Kramer on a Marlboro billboard....go getcha some...
Posted:
#172
Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:
Already disorganized and disconnected....even if this is a trail run to see how he does, you should be using preseason to fine tune your plan of action....pick who and implement you visor wearing, donut shop eatin, shin splintin mother f'er...some teams are doomed from the initial get sometimes...
Already disorganized and disconnected....even if this is a trail run to see how he does, you should be using preseason to fine tune your plan of action....pick who and implement you visor wearing, donut shop eatin, shin splintin mother f'er...some teams are doomed from the initial get sometimes...
Posted:
#173
Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:
Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare: Already disorganized and disconnected....even if this is a trail run to see how he does, you should be using preseason to fine tune your plan of action....pick who and implement you visor wearing, donut shop eatin, shin splintin mother f'er...some teams are doomed from the initial get sometimes...
Fabio will save the day and speaking of Fabio I hope Getty is well. It won't be the same drinking early on Sunday Jags game days overseas with out him. Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare: Already disorganized and disconnected....even if this is a trail run to see how he does, you should be using preseason to fine tune your plan of action....pick who and implement you visor wearing, donut shop eatin, shin splintin mother f'er...some teams are doomed from the initial get sometimes...
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