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ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 6:08 PM ET #326

Quote Originally Posted by lbcake:

Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare: Quote Originally Posted by bigred84: It's hymen....If you have one, you know Bagina I know a few broginas.

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Getty3

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 6:09 PM ET #327

Quote Originally Posted by yaongingy:

I don't like confrontation, and given you guys have seniority here, I will only make one comment, which has struck me the most: I have no idea from where the fuck you guys get the energy, for all this back and forth bickering, ad nauseam, because I find it downright exhausting. Otherwise...

peace_5

ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 6:11 PM ET #328

Quote Originally Posted by lbcake:

Quote Originally Posted by bigred84: Quote Originally Posted by lbcake: @bigred84 You do realise I'm (trying) a 'Boys supporter? I'm not gonna list all their accomplishments. Only thing you need to know is Dallas>Eaps taken in its entirety. Muffin I run a million dollar a year flooring store EAPS...... What does this have to do with anything? Still haven't figured out EAPs yet? You're showing your ignorance. I told you to google 'The Raven'.

zackly...I run a multi million dollar business as well but I don't see the relevance here to mention....I guess it's a flexing issue....problem is, if you are flexing and one nipple is lactating then it just looks like bizarre...

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Cranky_Hank

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 6:12 PM ET #329

Who are the Edgar Alan Poe’s for the win, Alex.

Keep at it.

ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 6:14 PM ET #330

It's yammering and for some it's controlled and for others it's a shoot from the hip kinda scenario....

Playful banter on the internet with the occasional incurable jock itch and hemorrhoids....

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ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 6:16 PM ET #331

Is he referring to EAP's the Employee Assistant Programs like for his employees at the flooring store

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Biscuiteater1

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 6:20 PM ET #332

Quote Originally Posted by bigred84:

Quote Originally Posted by lbcake: @bigred84 May the flip be with you. I loved the show Flipper back in the day.... Without Daniels...little chance....

They call him Flipper Flipper king of the wild world, no one you see, is smarter than he. an_violin

bigred84

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 6:26 PM ET #333

Quote Originally Posted by lbcake:

Quote Originally Posted by bigred84: Quote Originally Posted by lbcake: @bigred84 You do realise I'm (trying) a 'Boys supporter? I'm not gonna list all their accomplishments. Only thing you need to know is Dallas>Eaps taken in its entirety. Muffin I run a million dollar a year flooring store EAPS...... What does this have to do with anything? Still haven't figured out EAPs yet? You're showing your ignorance. I told you to google 'The Raven'.

i googled EAPS..... confused

Albert an_wink

bigred84

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 6:28 PM ET #334

Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:

Is he referring to EAP's the Employee Assistant Programs like for his employees at the flooring store

googled it

congrats..... an_light

Much brighter than you.... an_wink

undermysac

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 6:29 PM ET #335

The Bears are the only road favs not getting any public support this weekend.

The Commanders are getting 64% of the $ and 66% of the tickets.

The ole double reverse bait n switch... an_lightening

The Bears are 7-2 in their last 9 nfc games.

12 games in a row allowing 21 or less points per game.

They have the lowest missed tackle rate in the nfl.

#1 in takeaways since week 1 of 2023.

The Commanders offense is awesome. #3 on offense per dvoa, they light up the scoreboard and Jayden Daniels is impressive. At this point in the week, I'd say that his chances of playing are slim. If he goes, that rib injury should hinder his running abilities some, maybe even throwing.

So just looking at the Commanders worst offensive outputs this season, they came vs the Bucs(14th D) scored 20, Giants(16) scored 21, and Ravens(13) scored 23. That's WITH Jayden. How will they look vs the #7 dvoa defense of the Bears, who are off a bye? With or without Daniels...

It took till week 4 of this season for the Bears offense to come together, scoring 24, 36, and 35 points. Albeit vs the Rams, Panthers, and Getty's, who's defensive ratings per dvoa go as such: 28th, 31st, and 32nd.

The Commanders are 23rd by dvoa on defense.

The Bears offense since week 4:

#4 epa per play, #5 success rate, and #2 dropback success rate, just behind Lamar and the Ravens who can cover any spread at any venue, any day of the week.

peace_5

bigred84

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 6:30 PM ET #336

Quote Originally Posted by Getty3:

Quote Originally Posted by yaongingy: I don't like confrontation, and given you guys have seniority here, I will only make one comment, which has struck me the most: I have no idea from where the fuck you guys get the energy, for all this back and forth bickering, ad nauseam, because I find it downright exhausting. Otherwise...

Getty Tigger starts it every time ...dickhead reallyhappy

just needs to STFU.....simple.... an_wink

Cranky_Hank

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 6:30 PM ET #337

And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor

Shall be lifted—nevermore!

Keep at it.

Biscuiteater1

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 6:31 PM ET #338

Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:

Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1: If ya like the Ravens you can get -8 at DK now, but I would hurry. Who the hell has driven this number down from 10. Me

I reckon you can afford the loss. peace_5

undermysac

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 6:36 PM ET #339

@Getty3

Good to see you. I've noticed that you have posted less than usual this year, for whatever reason/reasons, that's cool. I will not ask why.

But, if you have the time, your thoughts on the Jags this week. I'm on em +4 and ML, my bed is made. Would like to hear though.

ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 6:50 PM ET #340

Mayfield nicotine'ing it up on teh sidelines surprised

no fine only a letter being issued....I didn't realize he was a nicotine addict after all those commercials he did in Cleveland....did Cleveland force him to use performance enhancing nicotine?/?/?/?

paint_help

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ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 6:52 PM ET #341

We have an orbital injury for a Miami Dolphins Zack Sieler out with a fractured orbital bone....dolphins just a fish out of water....

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kidd22

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 6:58 PM ET #342

[Quote: Originally Posted by lbcake]KC/LV O41.5NYG/PIT U36.5 Giants +6 on hold - when I went to enter the wager, all I could hear was Lovitz whispering "NO...NO...NO"[/Quote everything says no I’m sure you know Danny D 1-14 on prime time Pitt very good on primetime but who am I to say Giants have injuries not sure if they be back on Monday

Biscuiteater1

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 7:08 PM ET #343

Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:

@Getty3 Good to see you. I've noticed that you have posted less than usual this year, for whatever reason/reasons, that's cool. I will not ask why. But, if you have the time, your thoughts on the Jags this week. I'm on em +4 and ML, my bed is made. Would like to hear though.

I have them on paper as a play, not sure they gonna make the cut though. Any direction would be scrutinized. reallyhappy

IntenseOperator

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 7:17 PM ET #344

just my uninformed opinion.... an_popcorn

In this corner of the site......Mods play "pick up the soap"

The rougher the better

again

What do I know

"Got 'em right where I want 'em, surrounded from the inside"

Getty3

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 7:28 PM ET #345

@undermysac

Jags are so fluid. So much better play over the last 4 games. But still only 2-2 over that span against 2 challenged opponents. Brian Thomas and Tank Bigsby yes please, Walker Little at LT rather than Cam Robinson, yes please. The defense is slow and has been criminally used as a man to man set up for most of the year, but that changed last week. I just don't know man. I'm on Jax because I see changes for the better but it could all blow up in a hurry. Let's hope. an_angel

Biscuiteater1

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 7:53 PM ET #346

Quote Originally Posted by Getty3:

@undermysac Jags are so fluid. So much better play over the last 4 games. But still only 2-2 over that span against 2 challenged opponents. Brian Thomas and Tank Bigsby yes please, Walker Little at LT rather than Cam Robinson, yes please. The defense is slow and has been criminally used as a man to man set up for most of the year, but that changed last week. I just don't know man. I'm on Jax because I see changes for the better but it could all blow up in a hurry. Let's hope.

Does desperation count for anything reallyhappy

Biscuiteater1

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 8:06 PM ET #347

Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:

The Bears are the only road favs not getting any public support this weekend. The Commanders are getting 64% of the $ and 66% of the tickets. The ole double reverse bait n switch... The Bears are 7-2 in their last 9 nfc games. 12 games in a row allowing 21 or less points per game. They have the lowest missed tackle rate in the nfl. #1 in takeaways since week 1 of 2023. The Commanders offense is awesome. #3 on offense per dvoa, they light up the scoreboard and Jayden Daniels is impressive. At this point in the week, I'd say that his chances of playing are slim. If he goes, that rib injury should hinder his running abilities some, maybe even throwing. So just looking at the Commanders worst offensive outputs this season, they came vs the Bucs(14th D) scored 20, Giants(16) scored 21, and Ravens(13) scored 23. That's WITH Jayden. How will they look vs the #7 dvoa defense of the Bears, who are off a bye? With or without Daniels... It took till week 4 of this season for the Bears offense to come together, scoring 24, 36, and 35 points. Albeit vs the Rams, Panthers, and Getty's, who's defensive ratings per dvoa go as such: 28th, 31st, and 32nd. The Commanders are 23rd by dvoa on defense. The Bears offense since week 4: #4 epa per play, #5 success rate, and #2 dropback success rate, just behind Lamar and the Ravens who can cover any spread at any venue, any day of the week.

I smell a (x2) reallyhappy

..maybe. lol

Hugh_Jorgan

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Posted: Oct. 25, 2024 - 8:08 PM ET #348

Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

I reckon you can afford the loss.

Now this would be a reasonable response to my post about it being me who drove the line of the Bal-Cle game down.

Short and to the point with a decent dig in there peace_5

Much better than that other response of ...

"STFU u beeeaaaaaaach shit for brains u suck and so does your team. go blow a crippled goat on the porch. u aint won shit. my family in Jax wants to meet u. I run a million dollar flooring store. I am 6' 215lbs come see me"

The only thing more boring than me repeatedly pushing bigreds buttons, are his responses to it.

Well Cornholio I have good news for you ...

I am leaving the site, so you will have an opportunity to finally calm down.

I leave you with 2 GOY's ...

Cle +8.5

Cin -2.5

Fella's, I wish you all health and winning bets peace_5

bigreds daddy