CD Newsletter Week 22 *Super Bowl Edition*

BR is ready to deliver the last and final newsletter of the year to all you squashers and bathroom whisperers,,,,,any of you toe tappers need not inquire,,,,,,bout to get real up in here with 12 inches of limp dick across yo face in this final cantstanzya,,,,,you either with it or against it,,,,,,,you vabbing or dabbing,,,,,,get yo helmet son, cause it's game time,,,,,,

This weeks sponsor is MANSCAPING,,,,,,cause god knows you fucks are prolly looking like Bigfoot or some kinda Yeti from REI,,,,,,

Let's get it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Message form BR's Table Max Club: finally at the end, big shoutout to abn for posting for me as I am still banned going on 18 yrs now, so to the mods, one in particular, go fuck yourselves, we have found a way around your arbitrary enforcement of your ridiculous  rules,,,on with it

seattle-new england,,,seattle..4.5...45.5,, ,ill get right to it, I hammered the over a week ago so I'm locked in and feel good about it,not coming off it,,,,,pats lost to the raiders, bills and Pitt, ,,sea lost to sf, Tampa and rams,,,,both top 3 in scoring, both top 10 in defense,,,,case can be made and ill make it that pats should have lost to den if Peyton coached correctly, furthermore the fact pats didn't beat the Texans by 30 after 4 first half into is troubling,,,sea crushed sf and beat rams in a tight game,,,,i just see Seattle wining, no huge conviction  but over for sure...sea...30-23....p.s. if anyone is tailing the NHL selections from the letter or in the boiler room thread u should be able to buy urself a new car,,,,good eating good drinking and good luck

 Is the over table max?

AB appreciate the time 

I'm looking for hedging advice and I know this is the best place to find it. But first, thank you ABN and BR for this season. And, to whichever mod banned BR, I'd like to offer her my sincere Chub Feeney. Chub, as most of you know, was a baseball executive who famously offered his middle digit to fans on Fan Appreciation Night.

I used to be more active on the ClubDirt thread, but I'm old and I got sick. Back then I made decent money observing ( not tailing ) Getty and HughJorgan, two of the most astute players I have ever followed ( I'm guessing we all wish they still posted here ). I don't have a favorite team because I gamble. I've played for a long time, but I haven't found myself in a serious hedging situation before because I rarely bet futures. My question involves a bet I made in advance of the playoffs. I put $500 on New England to win the Super Bowl at 10-1. I wanted to bet NE just to get to the SB because although I thought 10-1 was too high, I didn't think it likely NE would beat the NFC SB representative. However, my book didn't offer that opportunity. I don't want to risk $5K on this or any other game, but I will if it's just stupid to hedge. Obviously, I can get my equity out by just taking the Seattle ML, but it goes against all my gambling instincts to lay 2.25-1 in a contest that either side can win. I am respectfully asking for the thoughts of the ClubDirt community. Thank you. 

You could wager $1500 on the Seattle ml.  That way you wouldn’t lose any money on the game.  You would still be able to cheer for the Patriots to bring you back $3500.

The line is dropping.  -230 moneyline and +3.5 on NE now.

Best play is walker over 20.5 yards rec

@Cranky_Hank

 Appreciate your thoughts, Hank. Glad to see you appear to be well.

I'll be on the Over 45 for the game as well. I'll probably take the 2H Over also since that's when they usually score more points.  

In my opinion, I think New England is in trouble here and that Seattle is the more complete overall team with the more seasoned QB. Both QB's are untested in this type of game and this is the biggest game either will have ever played in their life, so nerves will be a concern. I think Seattle wins by double digits and I would take the guaranteed money if I was holding that ticket. I am actually going to be on Seattle ML very large and I'm already in on the over. 

Best of luck to you 

Best of like whatever you decis 

@Cyrax

 Thanks very much, Cy. Nice season. Good luck on Sunday.

@ABooksNightmare

Thank you very much, ABN. Obviously, I knew 10 days ago that I had this issue. I waited in the hope that I would see a thread from you. And, I appreciate your thoughts. It is the thorough analysis I was hoping ( and expecting ) I might see. Also, I agree with your opinion that NE is in trouble here and I see a game that ends up Seattle by about 12. I'm intrigued by the live betting option, but given your obvious ( on display weekly ) healthy sense of humor, I'll share this added complication : Although I'm 75 with significant health issues ( not looking for sympathy; plenty have it worse than me ), I have a genuinely batshitt crazy younger girlfriend. She's a Patriots fan. She wants me to let it ride, which I'd rather not do. If I look to the live betting option, I'll need an early Patriots lead to move the ML down. Anyone with a nuthouse crazy girlfriend knows the likelihood I'll get near a computer to bet Seattle ML with NE in the lead with $5K in play. The Greeks call this a "pleasant headache."

Thanks again, ABN.

Thanks 

I believe that BR has done every week for the CD Newsletter this year.

Congrats, good luck, don't drink too much, till next year

good luck fellas and enjoy the game .....remember dont drink and operate heavy farm machinery 

Thanks again ABR. Letting it ride. Seattle ML too expensive.