CD Newsletter Week 2

Breaking news. I have just been informed that the week 2 newsletter will have a special guest poster. The man who always has something to say, but for censorship purposes cannot be heard on 6 of the 7 continents. If he could though, he'd say I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it. The man who tells women they are not spongeworthy. None other that the infamous comma man himself, BR,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Contact has been made and the analysis is forthcoming ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Be afraid,,,,,,,,very afraid

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BR: Alright degenerates, have to start with 2 public service announcements,,,,,1st, my noles ass beating of bama last week was epic,,,b, this week is dedicated  to 2 members who are no here, one by choice, one by a banning (i can relate), huge organ and spock,,,,,,on with it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Huge Organ  

Spock 

Wash @ green bay,,,(thurs),,,,gb- 3,5,,,,48.5,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,well I watched both teams last week, wash had an easy time with my giants and really didnt show that much, didnt have too, so u got what u expected,,,,,,pack looked great as we all saw, offense was steady but the d was impressive shutting down det, who i feel along with kc will take a step back this year,,,,,unders ruled week one, cyrax special here over the posted total for me.......

New england@ miami,,,,mia- 1.5,,,44.5,,,,,,had the fins as my local game so I saw all of it, holy shit are they bad, made my man danny dimes look like a hall of famer,,,,,i said last year mcdaniel has to go and i think he no last the season, colts did whatever they wanted and the mia offense was out of sync all game and if anyone saw it should have induced vomiting,,,,,did not see any of the pats game , just highlights so i dont have much here for them,,,,,division game at home i take miami at the low number and if they cant get it done in this spot then they are a no play the rest of year for me,,,,,,,,

Jacksonville@cincy,,,,cincy- 3.5,,,49.5,,,,,,batshit game with cincy and cleveland last week, cincy should have lost but the browns shit the bed as they are known to do,,,,,pedestrian numbers for burrow and company as I expect better here this week,,,,,jags game i saw and with the long delay was boring and jax kinda controlled the whole thing, never in doubt really with the panthers as the opponent so cant get a good read off that game for them,,,,,home team low number gimmie cincy ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Cleveland @ baltimore,,,,ravens- 11.5,,,,48.5,,,,,,,,we all saw what went down in buff sun nite,,,,something tells me bigred is hiding in a closet somewhere wearing his mustard stained siragusa jersey,,,,engaged in a combination of crying and sweating at the same time while chain smoking camel no filters and pounding cases of tab diet soda,,,,,short and sweet im sure most will be on balt to murder the browns and probably will, as a life time gambler I cant lay double digits in a nfl game so i would look at maybe balt team total over,,,,,,,,,,,cheer up bigred, ur orioles are having a good year, no wait, what?,,,,scratch that

Giants@dallas,,,,dallas- 5.5 44.5,,,,,my giants are gonna stink again, russ is garbage but I dont want dart in there to ruin his development either,,,,dallas, as much as i hate them i hate philly more so i was rooting for them, had them plus the points as posted and they were solid, shit, can make the argument they could have won the game( im looking at u cee dee lamb),,,,dont really get the low number here, I think the only play is dallas, probably see a rise in the line so get it early,,,,,,,,

Rams@tennessee,,,,rams- 5.5,,,,41.5,,,,,very choppy game for the rams last week, stafford missed most of training camp and it showed,,,.both defenses in that game played well, some nasty hits,,,,titans hung around all game and depending on ur number covered,,,ward got sacked a bunch and fumbled but even so they had multiple chances to tie it down the stretch of that game,,,,ill take the home dog here, titans lose by a fg,,,,,,

Bills @ jets,,,bills- 7,,,,45,,,,,jets played the most entertaining game of the week and probably should have won,,,,did well on offense against what is supposed to be a top 3ish defense in the bfl,,,,,bills we all saw, no need to say much,,,,,bit of a let down here?,,,eh,,,cant lay a td on road in division, gimmie over the posted total,,,,,,,,,

Bears@lions,,,,,,det- 6,,,46.5,,,,,,lions should and will have a better effort this week, campbell probably has them eating glass or some other crazy shit this week because of how poorly they played,,,,bears?,,ha,,,until proven otherwise cannot be trusted, qb, kicker, coach,,,,they all gota show me first,,,,,,detroit here or no play at  all,,,,,,,,,

Seattle@piitsburgh,,,,pitt- 3,,,,40.5,,,,,seattle played well in a slugfest kinda and should /could have won,,,purdy goes and scores on a late drive to win it,,,pitt, I hate rodgers and want him to fail but shit he played well last week and led them on the fg winning drive late,,,,pitt d gave up way too much and i expect a gigantic improvement here against what can be called a not so great offense?,,,travel  for sea, I like pitt alot here,,,,,,,

49ers@saints,,,sf- 4.5,,,,42.5,,,,49ers pulled one out late in a lethargic win, many injuries including purdy so check on that before wagering,,,,,saints gave u what I thought they would, outplayed to a degree most of the game as expected with a still very green qb in rattler,  but had a chance to tie it at the end that fell short,,,no feel either way her but id take the points in the dome,,,

Panthers@cardinals,,,,cards- 6.5,,,44.5,,,,,carolina showed not much in that delayed game in jax, weather was no good and didnt really try to get the ball downfield,,,,,,cards offense was good not great, murry was allegedly not 100% so he didnt wing it all over the field as they didnt have too as they were in control mostly,,,,,i have no feel for either of these 2 until a few more games under their belt, I do expect a more hi scoring game so lean over , thats it,,,,,,,,,,,

Broncos@colts,,,denver - 2.5,,,,42.5,,,,,nix did not have a good game at all last week and denver failed to put the titans away all game,,,,now go on the road to play in what now appears to be a good game after what the colts showed week 1,,,,now was it that the dolphins were that bad?,,,sure thats a big part of it but even though I dont expect daniel  jones to he joe montana again i thoik they can use the rookie te warren and the running game again to keep it close,,,,if i had to i take indy

Philly@kc,,,,eagles - 1,,,46.5,,,,,i mean the revenge factor is obvious but so what,,,,philly kind of slept walked through that 2 half last week and it almost cost them,,,,kc?,,,offensive numbers were ok, defense gave up alot to herbert and worthy.s status in unknown at this time,,,,,philly the better team clearly, kc gonna go 0-2?,,,,,yep

Falcons@vikings,,,minny- 4.5,,,45.5,,,,,we all saw minny mon nite and ill be the first to admit I was pattin myself on the back tellin myself i knew mccarthy would be no good,,,,well i had to eat it in the 2 half, he shows he willbattle at least, no give up,,,the d which was good last year really stepped up in the 2 half  blitzing chicago,,,,paenix looked real good for atl who should have probably won that game, defense and cyrax (woo) their kicker let them down late,,,,,i have a feeling this game is close so i would take the points here but have no conviction,,,,,

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Thanks to BR and to ABN for transcribing 

Let down for the Bills? Absolutely. 

That game took every ounce of energy from beginning to end.

Lamar and King Henry ran all over them, the Bills run d(and overall defense in general) is a wet paper bag. And how often does King Henry fumble?

Fields is no Lamar, but rather a prototype. Breece Hall is no Derek Henry, but another bad ass RB of his own.

Jets at home, divisional game, and coming off a game they had no business  losing. Remember the muffed punt, remember the miracle catch, and remember the 60 yd fg...Pitt sucked minus Aaron Rodgers. 

I already took the Jets +6.5 and will see if any 7's come up. Will dabble small on the ML.

If I get Josh Allen'd, so be it.

Doctor

I already can't wait for the bye week's to start

Tampa bay@houston,,,texans-2.5,,,,42.5,,,,baker comes through for tb again, tough to bet against this guy,,,,although him leading the team in rushing  ( 39  yds) im not thrilled with, irving 14 for 37,,,now gotta go on the road again,,,,texans slugged it out and lost a tough one  to the rams,,,,passing game was lacking with still being short on top flight wr's,,,,i see a low scoring defensive affair here, no side , id lean under,,,,,

Chargers@raiders,,,,chargers - 3.5,,,,46.5,,,,,chargers looked solid with a win over kc, herbert carried them as their run game was just so so,,,ideally harbough would like to run the ball more but if herbert is gonna cook let em,,,,,chargers won 3 of last 4 including both last year,,,,,geno looked great for the raiders who would seem to not be the usual shit show with some talent at the skill positions and a very good head coach for once,,,,did what they had to on the road in an eastern time zone that usually does not end well, now go all the way back across the land to play a division game,,,,no feel for a side but a cyrax special with alot of egg rolls and wonton soup along with alot of points,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Week 2 newsletter has been paid in full and is out of layaway.... 

Get yo griddy on....

Russ is a putz....dude is washed up and he went from a bad team to a worse team...it's the demise of a career happening right before us...

Goodbye Russ...god gave you one gift in life and that was Ciara...you already won dude...enjoy that and don't look back unless you letting her hit you from the back you slippery nipple you...