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@yaongingy

 Correct. And nothing will save them this campaign from the Grim Reaper. Empty your account on relie futures.

 
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@lbcake

 I don't think I can really fault you for your pessimism, given that the squad seems thinner, value wise, but it looks like there will be other teams struggling also.

Before cashing on the relegation bet, I guess you're not looking forward to tomorrows game, it can always get ugly with Liverpool...

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Posted: #103

Quote Originally Posted by lbcake:

@Biscuiteater1  You're in. Your blade of grass will go a long way.

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Quote Originally Posted by trainwreck66:

Who the fuck knows what will happen week 1 but played a few drunken openers   Bills - 1  -110 Steelers  +7  -112 Lions  +4.5  -113   Leaning  Seahawks  Cards

Lions are a nice pick in week 1. Last October they played eventual Super Bowl participants Cinci and the Ram in back to back weeks. By the time they hosted the Eagles on the last Sunday of the month they were wiped out and lost 44-6. It's a weird week 1 revenge game in which the favorite is also getting the most noise amongst the touts and prognosticators. Sure Philly should be a good bet to make the playoffs this year, but that doesn't mean they won't start the season with a loss against a motivated opponent.

 

 
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Posted: #105

@itsurimagnation

 Welcome home, monte alban tequila imagination guy peace_5

 
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Posted: #106

Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:

Quote Originally Posted by lbcake: @Biscuiteater1  You're in. Your blade of grass will go a long way. It's not polite to speak of another man's lack of volume in the center trouser area
Watch it Buster, i have friends. And they wear bandanas. an_punch

 
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Posted: #107

@Getty3

 Back from a summer of fun & mirth. reallyhappy

 
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Posted: #108

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@Getty3

 Hey there buddy. Can't wait for your professional analysis of the Jaguars.

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Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:

Browns suck.    There's my contribution for the season
Browns are toast, still a shitshow, just when you thought there might be some semblance of a chance these last few Baker seasons, CLE since last season is once again a solid cellar dweller. I expect to see CLE behave for the next twenty five years just as they did after the Kosar/Testaverde era where each QB won a play off game each, late 80's early 90s.

 

We will probably see CLE win their next playoff in 2026.

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Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

@Getty3  Back from a summer of fun & mirth.

Had to look up ‘mirth’

Excellent usage peace_5

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Quote Originally Posted by DoubleUp4Life:

Sadly covers is clearly at rock bottom ....
Covers stinks like ass

 

 

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Posted: #113

Quote Originally Posted by barneybeans:


Covers stinks like ass

One of my favorite scents peace_5

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Posted: #114

Gents, been out of town all weekend. 

Nfl starts on Thursday. 

Do we have any thoughts or tidbits before Sunday at least?

P.S. 

Has anyone here ever used a Bidet? And is it worth it?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:

Gents, been out of town all weekend.  Nfl starts on Thursday.  Do we have any thoughts or tidbits before Sunday at least? P.S.  Has anyone here ever used a Bidet? And is it worth it?

I've heard the bidet is a game changer from some friends that have them.   Moving away from toilet paper was a great life choice I made this summer.  Would never go back.

 
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Posted: #116

Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:

Do we have any thoughts or tidbits before Sunday at least?

Who is playing?

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Just got back from placing my future bets and some bets on teams making the playoff and SB. Here is a few of my future Bets....I put A Unit each on them.

 

Falcons O4.5

Chargers O10.5

Eagles O9.5

Panthers O6.5

Ravens U10.5   -   I know Hugh love this Bet bigsmile   This is also for Shrimp complaining I don't bet an Under. Here you are.. an_razz

 

On to the games....

 

Bills / Rams Over 52.5   ( 5u ) clover

Patriots +3  ( 5u ) clover

Bucs / Cowboys Over 50  ( 10U ) clover

 

I'll be adding more if the total for both games drops before game time...The Public seems to be leaning heavy on the Bills.. GL this Season guys , Have fun and Enjoy life.. an_cheers

 

 

 

 

 
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  clover an_cheers peace_5

 
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Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:

Gents, been out of town all weekend.  Nfl starts on Thursday.  Do we have any thoughts or tidbits before Sunday at least? P.S.  Has anyone here ever used a Bidet? And is it worth it?
I have to pick up some striking paper today, thanks for the reminder. True story. peace_5

 
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Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:

Quote Originally Posted by undermysac: Gents, been out of town all weekend.  Nfl starts on Thursday.  Do we have any thoughts or tidbits before Sunday at least? P.S.  Has anyone here ever used a Bidet? And is it worth it? I've heard the bidet is a game changer from some friends that have them.   Moving away from toilet paper was a great life choice I made this summer.  Would never go back.
I'm holding out till they are equipped with a camera and remote. peace_5

 
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@Cyrax

Welcome back an_cheers

MAGAm Yisrael Chai
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

Quote Originally Posted by BWS77: Quote Originally Posted by undermysac: Gents, been out of town all weekend.  Nfl starts on Thursday.  Do we have any thoughts or tidbits before Sunday at least? P.S.  Has anyone here ever used a Bidet? And is it worth it? I've heard the bidet is a game changer from some friends that have them.   Moving away from toilet paper was a great life choice I made this summer.  Would never go back. I'm holding out till they are equipped with a camera and remote.

 

Let me know when you are serious surprised

 
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Posted: #123

Quote Originally Posted by unoseeme:

ill try this again,,,,,,redskins -3,,,,,,,vikings+ 2,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:

I've heard the bidet is a game changer from some friends that have them.   Moving away from toilet paper was a great life choice I made this summer.  Would never go back.

Wait ... a bidet replaces toilet paper?

I thought a bidet just did the heavy lifting, and then you had to tidy up with TP.

Also, unless there is a warm air blow dryer as part of the bidet, you can't possibly put your wet soggy butthole back into your underwear without drying it first. That's how yeast infections start peace_5

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Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

I'm holding out till they are equipped with a camera and remote.

an_roll_laugh

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