Hey all good people of the forums, cappers, beginners, sharps, the rest…. By being prudent, using hours of research and being especially careful with my selections I’ve managed a tidy 54.5% and #76 on the overall leaderboard!! The bad news…I’m still $36,000 units behind. WTF
Mr Mollydog and the contests they run here at covers…well, it’s a scam and a facade. Completely corrupt and full of manure.
So I guess my question is YO Covers, as you take advantage of the naivety, the new clueless members, and are still blatantly taking a dump on everyone by claiming integrity or …not claiming anything at all.
Egg yoke on the face, hand in the cookie jar, what a terrible look for this company.
Question: why did you make it so obvious and not even hide it?
- Jack Woods manhattan, kansas , #76 NCAAB Contest.
Never told why I was banned and gave my best always to the forums
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Hey all good people of the forums, cappers, beginners, sharps, the rest…. By being prudent, using hours of research and being especially careful with my selections I’ve managed a tidy 54.5% and #76 on the overall leaderboard!! The bad news…I’m still $36,000 units behind. WTF
Mr Mollydog and the contests they run here at covers…well, it’s a scam and a facade. Completely corrupt and full of manure.
So I guess my question is YO Covers, as you take advantage of the naivety, the new clueless members, and are still blatantly taking a dump on everyone by claiming integrity or …not claiming anything at all.
Egg yoke on the face, hand in the cookie jar, what a terrible look for this company.
Question: why did you make it so obvious and not even hide it?
- Jack Woods manhattan, kansas , #76 NCAAB Contest.
I'm not going to agree with you, but, it all depends on how you bet. If I'm betting $100 and lose on 1 game and $500 and win on another game. I've hit 50%, but I'm up $390. So looking at a players winning % doesn't mean a whole lot. What I'd rather see is how much they're betting on each game. Hope that makes sense to you.
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I'm not going to agree with you, but, it all depends on how you bet. If I'm betting $100 and lose on 1 game and $500 and win on another game. I've hit 50%, but I'm up $390. So looking at a players winning % doesn't mean a whole lot. What I'd rather see is how much they're betting on each game. Hope that makes sense to you.
Quote Originally Posted by cbbanalysts: go to Vegas and find a cocksucking contest I'll bet you will be number 1lol, I bet you know where all those contests are held in Vegas.
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Quote Originally Posted by cbbanalysts: go to Vegas and find a cocksucking contest I'll bet you will be number 1lol, I bet you know where all those contests are held in Vegas.
I wouldn’t even worry about it man . This analogy I’m about to verbally knit for you could help to shed some light on your dark and brooding situation .
I hope it does anyway .
So Imagine this :
you look to your left for your trusty roll of shit collecting two ply quilted……
but it’s bare and naked like your cousin Amanda’s fat friend the morning after you hooked up with that giant behemoth at a graduation party that your mom forced you to go to .
i.e . You’re out of toilet paper .
And gadzooks man . you just took a steaming pile of brown fly attractant that made a poopy pyramid in that unfortunate ceramic basin that has to house that butt poison that you just injected it with .
now you’re in quite the conundrum .
Sure you could yell all sorts of expletives from your bathroom with your shouts traveling throughout all the hallways of your house but much like a latchkey kid’s parents no one’s home .
So now what ?
sure you could sit there getting red faced and angry , but that will only let time and air do it’s evil magic dance together that culminates in your sphincter hole becoming more crusty and harder to deal with than Cranky Hank is when he’s got his six pack of Schlitz all ready to go but Dancing With The Stars gets canceled because there’s breaking news that a kitten got trapped in a sewer somewhere in downtown Milwaukee and regularly scheduled programming had to be interrupted in order to go on the scene to report on it .
or as the cheesy television reporter stated :
” We’re Going Live Right Meow to Cover this Catastrophe “
But facts are facts . And butt facts about craps are the worst jack . Ya feel me? You gotta deal with the whole sordid mess somehow and in someway .
so watcha gonna do brother in my best Hulk Hogan ?
I’ll tell you what you’re gonna do . Cuz I’m not Winston Wolf but I also solve problems . You’re gonna duckwalk your ass down the hallway to another site and clean yourself of these asshole problems .
ya dig ?
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
I wouldn’t even worry about it man . This analogy I’m about to verbally knit for you could help to shed some light on your dark and brooding situation .
I hope it does anyway .
So Imagine this :
you look to your left for your trusty roll of shit collecting two ply quilted……
but it’s bare and naked like your cousin Amanda’s fat friend the morning after you hooked up with that giant behemoth at a graduation party that your mom forced you to go to .
i.e . You’re out of toilet paper .
And gadzooks man . you just took a steaming pile of brown fly attractant that made a poopy pyramid in that unfortunate ceramic basin that has to house that butt poison that you just injected it with .
now you’re in quite the conundrum .
Sure you could yell all sorts of expletives from your bathroom with your shouts traveling throughout all the hallways of your house but much like a latchkey kid’s parents no one’s home .
So now what ?
sure you could sit there getting red faced and angry , but that will only let time and air do it’s evil magic dance together that culminates in your sphincter hole becoming more crusty and harder to deal with than Cranky Hank is when he’s got his six pack of Schlitz all ready to go but Dancing With The Stars gets canceled because there’s breaking news that a kitten got trapped in a sewer somewhere in downtown Milwaukee and regularly scheduled programming had to be interrupted in order to go on the scene to report on it .
or as the cheesy television reporter stated :
” We’re Going Live Right Meow to Cover this Catastrophe “
But facts are facts . And butt facts about craps are the worst jack . Ya feel me? You gotta deal with the whole sordid mess somehow and in someway .
so watcha gonna do brother in my best Hulk Hogan ?
I’ll tell you what you’re gonna do . Cuz I’m not Winston Wolf but I also solve problems . You’re gonna duckwalk your ass down the hallway to another site and clean yourself of these asshole problems .
red these guys have no idea that I’m really trying to help . They just don’t get it . Like it’s freshman year algebra . or that “ you sunk my battleship “ means it’s game over . Fuck . I mean I could butter up some dame all night then tell her to meet me in that dark bedroom upstairs that’s down the hallway at 1 AM and I could tell a motherfucker to be in there waiting so that he can pop his cherry cuz homegirl is so drunk she won’t no the difference but you still gotta be man enough to get a boner and bang her yourself . Know what I mean ? It’s a play on that old adage “ you can bring a horse to water but you can’t make him drink . “ But you dig that . Cuz I have a feeling about you . You’re smart . No way you can rise to the top of the carpet salesman charts without being like that . Next year on them Ravens bud . It’ll be your year . And that whole mess with Justin Tucker ? He didn’t sprinkle that seed on the center of the massage table like that massage hooker said he did . Cuz it went wide left . Peace .
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
red these guys have no idea that I’m really trying to help . They just don’t get it . Like it’s freshman year algebra . or that “ you sunk my battleship “ means it’s game over . Fuck . I mean I could butter up some dame all night then tell her to meet me in that dark bedroom upstairs that’s down the hallway at 1 AM and I could tell a motherfucker to be in there waiting so that he can pop his cherry cuz homegirl is so drunk she won’t no the difference but you still gotta be man enough to get a boner and bang her yourself . Know what I mean ? It’s a play on that old adage “ you can bring a horse to water but you can’t make him drink . “ But you dig that . Cuz I have a feeling about you . You’re smart . No way you can rise to the top of the carpet salesman charts without being like that . Next year on them Ravens bud . It’ll be your year . And that whole mess with Justin Tucker ? He didn’t sprinkle that seed on the center of the massage table like that massage hooker said he did . Cuz it went wide left . Peace .
That’s great work red ! Excellent numbers . But my surveying of you over the last few months since our friendship has grown into such a fruitful bounty leads me to believe that you are not a man solely focused on the menial monetary gluttony and lust sitting here at this world table that we call life like so many others are .
You are a man that understands that our time is limited . And fleeting . Like a Cranky Hank New Year’s Resolution to once again stop drinking .
We can’t take it with us so in the end who really cares as long as we have a few sheckles to pass along to our loved ones so that this pain in the ass journey that we’re all on can be made just a wee bit more comfortable for them to endure ?
You’re rock solid in that way bro . And a real stand up individual in that respect . I’d say the same for Hank but he’s passed out off that vermouth right now and his dead weight is a little too much to ask for me to pick up , cuz I tweaked my back in a game of driveway basketball yesterday .
I seen him though . His head is turned to the side so no worrying about him choking on his own vomit . And good thing too , cuz his pants were down to his ankles again and I wasn’t getting near that shit , so my conscience doesn’t even have to feel guilty or nothing .
good luck with getting to number one . Cuz I hear you got trouble with the pees . And may you surpass that last motherfucker to finally be the overall top salesman too !
god bless !
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
That’s great work red ! Excellent numbers . But my surveying of you over the last few months since our friendship has grown into such a fruitful bounty leads me to believe that you are not a man solely focused on the menial monetary gluttony and lust sitting here at this world table that we call life like so many others are .
You are a man that understands that our time is limited . And fleeting . Like a Cranky Hank New Year’s Resolution to once again stop drinking .
We can’t take it with us so in the end who really cares as long as we have a few sheckles to pass along to our loved ones so that this pain in the ass journey that we’re all on can be made just a wee bit more comfortable for them to endure ?
You’re rock solid in that way bro . And a real stand up individual in that respect . I’d say the same for Hank but he’s passed out off that vermouth right now and his dead weight is a little too much to ask for me to pick up , cuz I tweaked my back in a game of driveway basketball yesterday .
I seen him though . His head is turned to the side so no worrying about him choking on his own vomit . And good thing too , cuz his pants were down to his ankles again and I wasn’t getting near that shit , so my conscience doesn’t even have to feel guilty or nothing .
good luck with getting to number one . Cuz I hear you got trouble with the pees . And may you surpass that last motherfucker to finally be the overall top salesman too !
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