BRANDY IS A BUM-SCUMBAG

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@wmi799

   lol

I like cognac

Nothing better than brandy when you’re feeling under the weather

Nothing better than the weather when you’re feeling under the brandy ,
Cuz whether it’s sun up , thunder , or buckets of rain , your brain’s just loving the candy ,
like a fat kid and his Reese’s cups ,
cartoons in the background ,
just trade the chocolate for some brown liquor and the Disney animals for a fat round ,
Naked Ass
that’s waterfalling it’s blubber over the pinkest of lovely cooches
That’s Rolling on the grass in front of you with humongous tits that are flippin’ , fumblin’ , and movin’ 
Like helicopter propellers ,
but swelled ,
what the hell ?
Where’s this bitch goin’ ?
Cuz this place we’re on ,
Holy fuck ,
it’s an enormous mountaintop ,
 and I’m about to boing and bang that slop ,
but the thickness …..
it’s just keeps goin’ 
our loins ready to conjoin and interact and this fat slob’s just spinnin’ like a piston twistin’ plus she’s motorin’ 
I mean she’s really fuckin’ zoomin’ ,
really fucking tractoring ,
fracturing every bone as she’s going down that slope my eyes focus like a tractor beam 
But she’s accidenting and becoming a casualty at a faster rate than I can run
And that’s the kind of shenanigans that happen when you’re drunk
and on drugs
with a big cunnt slutt that’s more than just a little buzzed
i don’t know where she went
I just stayed there
Enjoying the sunrise
Rejoicing at the wonder of the humbling sky
I guess I’m just a fun guy
or maybe it was the mushrooms and the fungi 
sometimes
i think about her and whatever came to be
of that one eighty weighted naked lady that rotated away from me……

regrets , I’ve had a few……