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Hey wait a minute , there’s no birthday party for me in here …..( munches apple )

is it?

Chic , when you have a minute , you gotta break down all this numerology and tarot card reading that you do for me ,

I didn’t know you got down like that . You do seances ? candle wax on the nipples and all that weird shit too ?

wow , germatria , wtf ? I swear I thought that meant you put gerbils up your ass , and I’m well read , and I still don’t know what it means ….

When you get a minute and you’re not choking the closest living thing near you to death , please explain ….

maybe I’ll ask in the other thread , the “ other “ crazy guys might be watching …..

why do I feel like Michael Jackson in the Beat it video getting in the middle of all this fuckin’ wild chaos and near bloodshed ?

must be my Jheri curl and slick moves partner 

I’ll tell you what , if I didn’t know how to take a joke I’d be pissed right now 

my soul glows if I put that shit on or not , the truth keeps me that way , and it never loses its luster pal 

for a second there i thought I was gonna have to Jerry Mitchell you and meet you in the parking lot at 3 o’ clock …..

But seriously , all bullshit aside , you do that numerology and witchcraft like Sly Stallone’s mother ?

I’m sorry , that seems inconceivable , it doesn’t mix or match with how I picture you , sounds odd , like you wearing a bra on your head and trying to make a girl on your computer ……

and who’s this Gary character you keep talking about ?

I’m caught between second and third here buddy , now gimme the rundown , what in the Sam Hill are you talking about ?

Who's Gary?

Who’s Gary ? Who’s Gary ? come on man , you concussed ? you hit your head on the rim again doin’ your windmill dunks ? If you didn’t have such washboard abs and the goddamn hand strength of a prime Evan Gattis I’d slap you with one of DoubleUp’s sweaty spandex leggings after he take his aerobics class …..

Gary . you know , he drives a convertible red Ferrari . his father’s a plumber , so I guess he plumbs . he drives and doesn’t even have his license lisa  . he fell in love with that sweet little bitch with the big titties then she kicked him in the nuts and called him F***ot in front of everyone . come on , chet’s little brother . you know , wyatt’s best friend ?

I’m disappointed , imma tell you the truth , that’s the God’s honest . how ‘bout you put your flashcards with all the numerals on them to the side , dust off your vcr , and get down to brass tax , and to what’s really important in life …….

I swear . these conspiracy theories are gonna be the end of your potentially fulfilling existence . breaks my heart …

big Raspy voice : “ Broke Mo den Yo Heart “

“ what’s this boy talkin’ ‘bout on the telephone man ? “

and by the way …. She’s into Malakas…..

@chic-cardinals

 SHUT THE FUCK UP box 

You don’t sound so lucky . in fact , you sound angry .

you sound like the kind of guy that rubs one out in his hotel room , making sure to stuff a bunch of tissue paper in his underwear and specifically on the head of his penis so that there’s no “ drippage “ or “ evidence “ that he’ll have to explain away later ……

in the court of “ I’m married , and my wife’s gonna bust my balls by asking me a thousand questions about the crusty cumm stuck all inside my boxers splashed around like some kind of abstract art painting “……..

then proceeds to venture downstairs into the casino , seeing the little sign with all the previous numbers that hit at the roulette wheel across a crowded room of overweight wheel chair bound octogenarians…….

and then notices that red hit 10 straight times , so you hustle your fat tits over to the table , betting on black cuz “ it’s due “ only to see it incomprehensibly hit 8 more times in a row , busting your bankroll , and forcing your “ hand “ so to speak ……

by leaving you no other recourse then to put yourself on detention , so you go upstairs to masturbate again , not even changing the tv channel from the hotel’s infomercial that plays on a loop extolling all its virtues , amenities , and what it offers to it’s guests …..because you’re so dejected …..

does this sound like the kind of luck you have ?

or do I have to add in the fact that when you got up to your room and masturbated again you lazily forgot to close the blinds and some nerdy kid with binoculars and a birdwatching fetish walking the strip saw a bird that he didn’t expect to see out in Vegas …..

a chicken ….….…

…..and you choking it …..

the cops were called , the local news made an appearance , your wife filed for divorce , even 7 of the 12 little leaguers you coach filed for restraining orders …..

what a mess . In retrospect , more than what was in your underwear in the first place huh ?

is this the type of luck you have ?

do me a favor , you either air your grievances , don’t worry , I got a metal pole , or wait a minute …. I learned something new this week , it’s what all you guys use , I’m a man of the people , I can speak your language then dominate your culture , my man Ben Hogan taught me this , but watch out for that first step , cuz it’s a doooooooozy …. here it is …….

GFY 

Like Groundhog Day in here everyday …. p.s. the storm IS gonna hit …..

You hear me talkin’ to you hillbilly boy ? I’m not through with you by a damn sight ….. imma get medieval on yo ass …….

I need one more of you guys in here to make the blessed trinity complete …..

It’s like rolling the dice …. Which one will it be …. Which dress wearing platinum blonde highlights havin’ morbidly obese housewife will it be ……

I’m hoping it’s the one I’m thinkin’ about ….

come on lucky number 7 ….

@spockgato

You don't need luck, you just need patience.

Lunch time pilates class lets out in about 40 minutes.

Pack , I just don’t want these guys to make any decisions that are rash like what’s in between their asscheeks and upper thighs after going to the massage parlors that they frequent….

I’m looking out for their well-being , like i do for all of God’s creatures …..it’s part of the oath that I took ….

but damn , some of these ugly ones really make it difficult ……

like the guys back in the day having to take a test without the kid in class they’d usually steal answers from because he was out sick with mononucleosis…..

I’m a forgiving man , but a bloodthirsty animal as well , I am both peace and war , I can’t help it , just like they can’t help masturbating feverishly any chance they get because the ladies can smell that player hatin’ low self esteem from miles and miles away and they ain’t ever gettin’ that pusssy…..do what works for you then gents …..

we’re all FAMILY anyway , right ?

be well 

And to you I say, grow and learn. You don't really know the world around you.

Naive is the new smart it seems

Chic you just pushed his shit in big time bro ….

well done 

I see all the days that I’ve spent training you has worked……

by the time I’m done with you , you’re gonna be able to eat lightning and crap thunder ….

now get up you son of a bitch , cuz spockgato loves ya …..

I didn’t hear no bell….

1 more round …..

I just watched weird Science , since I can't get Thursday night games. 

@chic-cardinals

 I’ll give you my prime acct.  just PM me. I like helping the less fortunate 

Chic , you solved the mystery !

You’re like Scooby Doo , and I’m Shaggy , and you know who is like that unmasked old man …..

” that woulda got away with it , if it wasn’t for us meddling kids …. “ 

yo , whaddaya think about Velma ? She’s thick dogg . fuck puppies . I think she’s hiding some rottweilers underneath that orange pumpkin sweater . I’d like to carve her up and jack on her lantern , know what I’m sayin’ ?

I mean , you know , once you clean that shit off of her face she wouldn’t resemble CoffeeCake from a BronxTale no more , and I’d give her the scratch to get hair done , and then I think the Bangathon would be on ……

don’t you agree ?

damn this is some good weed …….