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hard to extend a wiener when you're dealing with a shrimp

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Added a couple prop bets just because I truly am a degenerate gambler.

Giannis is going to get his.  High numbers though.  Middleton is a workhorse, though.

Kris Middleton over 19.5 points.

Kris Middleton over 30.5 points, rebounds, assists.

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Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:

hard to extend a wiener when you're dealing with a shrimp

You’ve obviously met our shag carpet superstar!

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Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:

hard to extend a wiener when you're dealing with a shrimp

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Good Luck on your bets guys peace_5

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Cranky_Hank:

1-1   Maryland +2.5 and Missouri +1.5 in the early games today.  We have to support the Terrapins in honor of Bigred and Biscuiteater’s home state.  These 2 dogs are our friends.

win

2-0 so far for the day!

3-1 in Bigred Birthday Thread!

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Who ordered the double cheese and sausage ?

wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
 
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Keep at it.
 
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 Not a prawn bro.....an_wink

 

 
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an_roll_laughonly if the carpet matches the drapes

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Off to cocktail before the game.

 

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Crowd will be cheering for Giannis. I’ll be cheering for Kris Middleton!!!

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@Cranky_Hank

 

Have a great time . Please drink in moderation peace_5

 
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 Starting tomorrow. 

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At what point did Covers morph into Alcoholics Anonymous?

 

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Why not Overeaters Anonymous?

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I got kicked out of the Bucks game.

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They had all these chick-fi-a chickens running around, getting in your face, so I smacked the one right upside his beak.

Giannis and Kris Middleton scrambled up the steps and pulled those fucking chickens off me!

They don't look that strong, but those fuckers can fight!!!

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Feathers were flying everywhere.

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It’s a good thing for Chick-Fil-A that Giannis and Kris got involved.  I was ready to have chicken on the Weber tomorrow!

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an_fight

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Posted: #43

hey, tomorrow is my birthday and nobody remembers it! This year I won't receive birthday gift

 

 
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Weird post.  Do you work for Chic-fil-a?

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Quote Originally Posted by Cranky_Hank:

I got kicked out of the Bucks game. They had all these chick-fi-a chickens running around, getting in your face, so I smacked the one right upside his beak. Giannis and Kris Middleton scrambled up the steps and pulled those fucking chickens off me! They don't look that strong, but those fuckers can fight!!!
Were they Rhode Island Reds surprised

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Cranky_Hank:

@trainwreck66    Starting tomorrow.      At what point did Covers morph into Alcoholics Anonymous?
Off for a cold cut & a case. an_2drinks

 
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3-4

I like a lot of underdogs today. USC, North Carolina State and Pitt.

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Quote Originally Posted by Cranky_Hank:

@trainwreck66    Starting tomorrow.      At what point did Covers morph into Alcoholics Anonymous?

This wouldn’t be the ideal support group.

An assortment of compulsive gamblers and parent dwelling-basement living, web capable posters.

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