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#1
You were a solid capper, If you see this, come back to SBR forum. Forget about covers cause they'll just continue to banned you.
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Posted:
#12
Yes , but I want to forget , because it’s haunting ….and I’m not talking in a Count Chocula cereal kind of way ….. I didn’t shit by myself , without someone else in the room , for damn near six months ….fear is a sane man’s bully my friend 
you ever poop out multiple nuggets rapid fire in front of another human for 180 plus days ?
and you think getting caught at work wearing two different color socks or looking at Sara’s fat ass from accounting is embarrassing …. Sheesh …
whole nother level boss
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
Posted:
#15
Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:
Yes , but I want to forget , because it’s haunting ….and I’m not talking in a Count Chocula cereal kind of way ….. I didn’t shit by myself , without someone else in the room , for damn near six months ….fear is a sane man’s bully my friend you ever poop out multiple nuggets rapid fire in front of another human for 180 plus days ? and you think getting caught at work wearing two different color socks or looking at Sara’s fat ass from accounting is embarrassing …. Sheesh … whole nother level boss
it takes some of the fun out of it for sure. Yes , but I want to forget , because it’s haunting ….and I’m not talking in a Count Chocula cereal kind of way ….. I didn’t shit by myself , without someone else in the room , for damn near six months ….fear is a sane man’s bully my friend you ever poop out multiple nuggets rapid fire in front of another human for 180 plus days ? and you think getting caught at work wearing two different color socks or looking at Sara’s fat ass from accounting is embarrassing …. Sheesh … whole nother level boss
Posted:
#16
I hate it when the fun gets taken out of things .
Yeah , like so what . I want to skip down the street . blindfolded . juggling 4 rusty knives I bought at a great price from a crippled grandmother at some garage sale in the latter stages of summer 2007 . while humming the battle hymn of the republic . and also I may or may not be gyrating rhythmically with a hula hoop that I miraculously “ found “ just laying there 20 feet from my neighbor’s daughter’s pink bicycle…….
I’m not sure on that last part . about the hula hoop . That may be trying to do too many things at once . It could be too difficult . and it’s probably against the law . The “ finding “ part I mean . But unequivocally , and unquestionably , the decision would be mine …..
Big fucking deal that I’d be wearing just my fruit of the looms and a large mink coat while performing that circus-like act as I casually strolled down the boulevard . I got style . You ever heard of a trendsetter ? Like what the fuck ? Do you really need to see an Old Navy or The Gap commercial on your tv to help you decide what to wear ? Or what to do ? Or who to be ?
Fucking followers .
You really have the need and the desire to swoon and fawn over some mediocre talent or celebrity that has an I.Q. under 100 and copy their “ look “ to give you that extra push of self esteem ? That’s what will make you feel like you’re worth something ?
Well , keep standing in the shadows of those puppets that keep peddling Corporate’s wares then . You look great . Nice shoes bro .
Fuck . get over yourselves . Bunch of monkey see monkey do’s up in this motherfucker . Too many bow down meely mouthed obsequious mentally frail pieces of shit praying at the altar of what’s “ popular “ up in here and all around this fine oxygen rich atmosphered planet of ours .
twitter this , you programmed de-evolving rejects :
If a skeleton wrapped in skin , ligament , living tissue and a thought process that understands his own existence and consciousness wants to wear a feather boa like a prime Jesse “ the body “ Ventura at some point during his hopefully at least 80 year existence ( to which mostly only the first 50 is usually healthy ) on this spherical spinning rock floating in space then so fucking be it .
And if that go against the grain stare ridicule and adversity in the face till they both whimper softly like a dog without its favorite special treat tough as nails behemothly filled confident stalwart individual wants to repeat the lyrics to the late coolio’s early 90s monster hit Gangster’s Paradise till all of the air is completely gone from their lungs , well , it shouldn’t have any negative effects on you , or derail the advancement of your own course of discovery in this wild thing called life .
In summary , to each their own …..
Whew . Thank you for allowing me to vent .
I had to get that off my chest . Now , let me ask you since you’re a biscuit eater . What happens when you are so voraciously hungry that you haphazardly and gluttonously consume said biscuit in a fast and jungle cat-like manner ?
the answer is relatively simple to comprehend :
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wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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Posted:
#23
Yo , you must have some good rhythm . Do you believe that your expertise and prowess at one of America’s oldest and greatest pastimes has helped you in the department of knocking boots and pleasing a woman ?
Like further down the road , after 10 year old Little Red with the freckles and the overbite got passed all of his acne problems in high school , and when he really came out of his shell in his early twenties , when he mutated from castoff loner wearing the dungeons and dragons shirt to slayer of pusssy wearing the Dokken t-shirt and matching bandanna ……
did that guy reap the rewards that the younger awkward version of him garnered ?
after putting in all the hard work and dedication that came with being a two time hula hoop champion at the All Valley tourney ?
by being able to turn , twist , torque , shake , and shimmy his thin muscular frame that could easily lift 50 pounds right over his head , into the awaiting “ happy that he arrived and could make the trip “ snatch of whatever coked out bimbo he could trick into getting a motel room with him by saying he was a roadie for Pantera ?
did that motherfucker , that led to the transformation , and eventual manifestation , into the motherfucking greatest god damn carpet salesman the western Maryland area has ever seen , power up his “ fuck pusssy game “ forever , because his bodily instinctively could remember , by way of muscle memory , how to gyrate his hips into a whirling dervish of cooch satisfying powerthrust strokes with the wiggle ?
leaving women to turn into gelatinous messes of a mixture split perfectly down the middle percentage wise of cooter juice and wangbone glaze ?
that’s all I’m askin’ bro .
You feel like all the hula hoopin’ you did as a youth helped you in anyway to tenderize that meatclam later on in life when that gaping hole of wonderous lust and evil became so important ?
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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