Posted:
#101
I dare any of you to say something nice about Clarke 
The PATHETIC Australian cricket team
Posted:
#103
What he said
"What an amazing series for all the supporters of Test cricket. Some ups and downs through out the series, but it has been really exciting. I was yelling and carrying on like an absolute goose, but we were cheering every run. It is about now managing Cummins and making sure he becomes one of the all-time greats. We are working our backsides off and trying our best, but what a performance today .. I am proud of the boys. Tremendous courage and great batting from Ponting, it is great to have him around."
What he should have said
"What an amazing series for all the supporters of Test cricket. I had a hot girlfriend with big boobs but she slept with half the NSW teams. My batting has had its ups and downs through out the series, mostly down but it has been really excrutiating to watch the captain get less runs that the lower order. I was yelling and carrying on like an absolute goose, just ask Simon Katich. It is about now managing Cummins and making sure he becomes one of the all-time greats that way it deflects attention of the fact that I am really a crappy batmans and Punter has to retire. We are working our backsides off and trying our best to justify the selectors decision, but what a fluke today .. I am proud of the boys....... even though they still don't like me and only want to use to get Bingley's mobile number. Tremendous courage and great batting from Ponting, it is great to have him around and finally get a fifty from one of his last 25 at bats."
"What an amazing series for all the supporters of Test cricket. Some ups and downs through out the series, but it has been really exciting. I was yelling and carrying on like an absolute goose, but we were cheering every run. It is about now managing Cummins and making sure he becomes one of the all-time greats. We are working our backsides off and trying our best, but what a performance today .. I am proud of the boys. Tremendous courage and great batting from Ponting, it is great to have him around."
What he should have said
"What an amazing series for all the supporters of Test cricket. I had a hot girlfriend with big boobs but she slept with half the NSW teams. My batting has had its ups and downs through out the series, mostly down but it has been really excrutiating to watch the captain get less runs that the lower order. I was yelling and carrying on like an absolute goose, just ask Simon Katich. It is about now managing Cummins and making sure he becomes one of the all-time greats that way it deflects attention of the fact that I am really a crappy batmans and Punter has to retire. We are working our backsides off and trying our best to justify the selectors decision, but what a fluke today .. I am proud of the boys....... even though they still don't like me and only want to use to get Bingley's mobile number. Tremendous courage and great batting from Ponting, it is great to have him around and finally get a fifty from one of his last 25 at bats."
Posted:
#105
Rod, just put $14 bill on Pakistan tomorrow night.
The Lankans have absolutely ZERo idea how to play spin.....Hafeez, Afridi and co make the Lankans look very very amatuerish......I dont think i recall a test playing nation look so clueless against a spinning attack....That Chandamal century he got against the poms might go down as one of the greatest flukes in the history of humanity....The guy is clueless, no tempremant, i wonder if Cricket was in his top 5 of sports played when he was growing up....
Posted:
#117
Rod, i am seriously considering putting $1400000 Billion on Pakistan to win the next 20/20 world cup...
UNDOUBTEDLY, Hafeez, Ajmal and Afridi are the greatest bowling combination the planet has witnessed. They are , especially Hafeez and Ajmal are unplayable, impossible to play against. They make international cricketers look like an under 6s player playing against Brett Lee.......
The best cricketers of all time....
Posted:
#118
This NZ team is absolutely woeful, dropping catches left right and centre, bowling people out off no balls, fishing at balls outside off stump.
Making James Pattinson look like Mcgrath + Ambrose + Lillie + Garner....
All what this all does is OVERVALUE these players and make them think they are better than what they really are.
Its going to be so funny when they face a team that is half competent.
Posted:
#121
Quote Originally Posted by rod_steel:
NZ, Zimbabwe and Bangladesh should play in a tri series....
NZ, Zimbabwe and Bangladesh should play in a tri series....
Dont forget the West Indies as well Rod.
How Darren Sammy is a professional cricketer and captain of a country is the most ......well, i am lost for words, i cant describe it.
He cant bat, bowl, field or captain.
When he bowls, short and wide is his mantra, after all, he got hit by a number 11 batsman for the winning runs. Drops Sewag when he was on 1. Scores 0 and 1 after promoting himself up the order, sets horrible fields with no strategy. The guy is just woeful at cricket.
Pollard has the attention span of a house plant. Cricket is not a sport Marlin Samuels should be playing, Hyatt, well, there are no words to describe him. That team is a mess. Yet when you look at the dressing when they are getting beat, they are drinking tea, laughing, cracking jokes......LOSING CULTURE...
Posted:
#123
Quote Originally Posted by Rostos:
Dont forget the West Indies as well Rod.
How Darren Sammy is a professional cricketer and captain of a country is the most ......well, i am lost for words, i cant describe it.
He cant bat, bowl, field or captain.
When he bowls, short and wide is his mantra, after all, he got hit by a number 11 batsman for the winning runs. Drops Sewag when he was on 1. Scores 0 and 1 after promoting himself up the order, sets horrible fields with no strategy. The guy is just woeful at cricket.
Pollard has the attention span of a house plant. Cricket is not a sport Marlin Samuels should be playing, Hyatt, well, there are no words to describe him. That team is a mess. Yet when you look at the dressing when they are getting beat, they are drinking tea, laughing, cracking jokes......LOSING CULTURE...
Cortney Walsh in the coverage of the current ODI series has said a few times that everyone in West Indies islands know Sammy is selected as a captain first.
Posted:
#124
Quote Originally Posted by Rostos:
This NZ team is absolutely woeful, dropping catches left right and centre, bowling people out off no balls, fishing at balls outside off stump.
Making James Pattinson look like Mcgrath + Ambrose + Lillie + Garner....
All what this all does is OVERVALUE these players and make them think they are better than what they really are.
Its going to be so funny when they face a team that is half competent.
James Pattinson has bowled some excellent stuff in this second innings. His spell late yesterday and this morning would have troubled any batsmen from any country.
I'm more inclined to remark what a difference it's made removing a loose cannon like Mitchell Johnson and having guys in the attack with solid repeatable bowling actions who know where it's going and can build pressure.
Posted:
#125
Quote Originally Posted by Jive_Turkey:
James Pattinson has bowled some excellent stuff in this second innings. His spell late yesterday and this morning would have troubled any batsmen from any country.
I'm more inclined to remark what a difference it's made removing a loose cannon like Mitchell Johnson and having guys in the attack with solid repeatable bowling actions who know where it's going and can build pressure.
agree but there has been some woeful batting by NZ making Aus look better than they are
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