Pies v Dees

Collingwood lays the hammer down on this woeful and well-injured Dees squad.

-40-whatever.

Dees have a ton of their best hurt and Collingwood will be on a high after beating the Bulldogs.  Complacency will not be a troubling spot here as Collingwood isn't the Dogs, Cats, or Hawks, and will want to make sure they stay top of the ladder and get their percentage up early before the long grind of the season sets in.

Now's their chance.

Collingwood by 60+.

Fuck the fucken Dees.  Silly bastards go 2 wins and 983 losses for the season every year and get belted by 60+ points every week and every season when I bet against them, they win the match as 100-to-1 dogs.

I bet against them once every season and every season that one gam eis the game they decide to be world beaters and not lose by 100, but win the game as 50-points dogs.

Get fucked.

If I ever announced to the world the one game I bet against the Dees every season, and the world's bettors pounded the Dees moneyline, every single book offering AFL wagers would go out of business on the same day.