Favourite sports sledging/quotes?

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Both of mine involve Aussies, hence why this forum section.

I may have the quotes slightly wrong (feel free to correct them), but you get what they were implying.....

Aussie cricketer to Eddo Brandes "You are still a fat fuck, why is that"

Brandes : "Everytime after I fuck your wife, she gives me a cookie"

Dean Jones to Alan Border when they were out in the middle batting "My stomach is hurting pretty bad, might have to retire hurt"

Borders response "Go back to the changing room and bring a real Australian out here"

Davenz · Answer

Both of mine involve Aussies, hence why this forum section.

I may have the quotes slightly wrong (feel free to correct them), but you get what they were implying.....

Aussie cricketer to Eddo Brandes "You are still a fat fuck, why is that"

Brandes : "Everytime after I fuck your wife, she gives me a cookie"

Dean Jones to Alan Border when they were out in the middle batting "My stomach is hurting pretty bad, might have to retire hurt"

Borders response "Go back to the changing room and bring a real Australian out here"

Jive_Turkey · Answer

There&#x27;s one about Viv Richards during a stint in English County cricket - one morning he was opening the batting and some young quick charged in and beat him with the first few balls and proceeded to sledge Viv by describing what the ball looked like - "it&#x27;s red"......."&#xEF;t&#x27;s got a white seam on it" .......... "&#xEF;t&#x27;s red, it&#x27;s got a white seam and gold writing on each side!"&#xD;&#xA;Anyway, final ball of the over Viv smashes for six straight back over the bowler&#x27;s head out of the ground, then casually saunters up the pitch to the bowler and says "You know what it looks like, now go and find it!"

xcrap · Answer

The best."How&#x27;s your wife and my kids.""The wife is fine, the kids are retarded"

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