Australian Ashes Squad
if australia win the toss on thurs and the pitch is as green as kermit le frog pig headed ponting will bat first, pig headed ponting will be caught at fine leg hooking the fifth ball of his innings and the series will be over by tea
if australia win the toss on thurs and the pitch is as green as kermit le frog pig headed ponting will bat first, pig headed ponting will be caught at fine leg hooking the fifth ball of his innings and the series will be over by tea
if australia win the toss on thurs, dickhead uphimself ponting will bat first. Out of form, sook and shit personality Watson will go for a low score and Simon 'I can't handle this' Katich will follow soon after. Ponting will believe he is in his late 20's again and try and hook the ball and be caught out. Because the selectors don't have the balls to ruin the test career of Hussey on North, both will follow soon after and suddenly Australia will be 5/60 needing a miracle. Match will be over by tea.
if australia win the toss on thurs, dickhead uphimself ponting will bat first. Out of form, sook and shit personality Watson will go for a low score and Simon 'I can't handle this' Katich will follow soon after. Ponting will believe he is in his late 20's again and try and hook the ball and be caught out. Because the selectors don't have the balls to ruin the test career of Hussey on North, both will follow soon after and suddenly Australia will be 5/60 needing a miracle. Match will be over by tea.
Ponting dances down the wicket and smashes a six over the bowlers head. The ball when recovered is so badly damaged it has to be changed.
Ponting dances down the wicket and smashes a six over the bowlers head. The ball when recovered is so badly damaged it has to be changed.
Khawaja only got a look in because he played for NSW.
If people say it was his domestic scores, then McDonald should have got a look in too.
I just find it funny that Khawaja, Furgeson, Hussey and North are shit and their only competition, McDonald is scoring centuries at state cricket.
Australia is fucked and fucked big time. ![]()
Khawaja only got a look in because he played for NSW.
If people say it was his domestic scores, then McDonald should have got a look in too.
I just find it funny that Khawaja, Furgeson, Hussey and North are shit and their only competition, McDonald is scoring centuries at state cricket.
Australia is fucked and fucked big time. ![]()
Ponting dances down the wicket and smashes a six over the bowlers head. The ball when recovered is so badly damaged it has to be changed.
As long as he doesn't try pulling or hooking the ball
How can a player's best shot become their worst shot within the space of 18 months
Ponting dances down the wicket and smashes a six over the bowlers head. The ball when recovered is so badly damaged it has to be changed.
As long as he doesn't try pulling or hooking the ball
How can a player's best shot become their worst shot within the space of 18 months
Athers ( Mike Atherton) said in the commentary box at the start of game today that he has never known as much pessimism in Australia cricket prior to a Ashes series.
Athers ( Mike Atherton) said in the commentary box at the start of game today that he has never known as much pessimism in Australia cricket prior to a Ashes series.
lol @ hussey making a century. It means his spot is safe now. Come the tests, he will be shit. He will fluke a score in the second innings, Australia will lose the test, keep his spot, then he will fuck up in the second test.
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lol @ hussey making a century. It means his spot is safe now. Come the tests, he will be shit. He will fluke a score in the second innings, Australia will lose the test, keep his spot, then he will fuck up in the second test.
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