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    Are we being 'Mandelled' by the casinos?

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    Posted: Oct. 27, 2022 - 4:11 PM ET #1

    does anyone else feel like we are getting "Mandelled" by the books and the AI in general?

     

    The giant AI that runs vegas and sports betting and everything in the matrix for that matter (BernSTAIN Bears? WTF? We would have noticed that as kids)

    So do you think they can make us lose in an alternate reality, even though we won in another? (So we experience losing, no matter what side we take)

    I think they do it more often than not, cuz as crazy as it sounds technology is advanced and notice that last leg on a parlay only hits 5% of the time?

    It should be a 50/50 proposition, even taking the LOA into consideration if you are one to believe the previous results have no outcome on the future ones. I disagree with this obviously, which is why the last leg hits at such a low rate. But even deeper, are we being MANDELLAD?!

     

    I did a poll if anyone is interested, 

     

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    does anyone else feel like we are getting "Mandelled" by the books and the AI in general?

     

    The giant AI that runs vegas and sports betting and everything in the matrix for that matter (BernSTAIN Bears? WTF? We would have noticed that as kids)

    So do you think they can make us lose in an alternate reality, even though we won in another? (So we experience losing, no matter what side we take)

    I think they do it more often than not, cuz as crazy as it sounds technology is advanced and notice that last leg on a parlay only hits 5% of the time?

    It should be a 50/50 proposition, even taking the LOA into consideration if you are one to believe the previous results have no outcome on the future ones. I disagree with this obviously, which is why the last leg hits at such a low rate. But even deeper, are we being MANDELLAD?!

     

    I did a poll if anyone is interested, 

     

    Thanks

     
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    Posted: Oct. 27, 2022 - 4:22 PM ET #2

    Chic?  That you??

     

    lol j/k.  

     

    I think it is more likely that people just make mistakes and are also way more impressionable than they think they are.  

    Like the old saying "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people"

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    Chic?  That you??

     

    lol j/k.  

     

    I think it is more likely that people just make mistakes and are also way more impressionable than they think they are.  

    Like the old saying "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people"

     
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    Posted: Oct. 27, 2022 - 4:36 PM ET #3

    as crazy as that sounds, I’ve had that exact same thought before. 

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    as crazy as that sounds, I’ve had that exact same thought before. 

     
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    Posted: Oct. 27, 2022 - 4:42 PM ET #4

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    Theoretically if parrel universes exist like quantum mechanics suggests, then one could be stuck in a loser dimension or shift in and out.  It would be the reality itself and not the casino behind it.  I have had some crazy glitch in matrix stuff happen to me alot during the mlb season.  It usually only occurred with bets that would have won.  many times my book would not have hr prop bets on players that I wanted to bet, that should have been available, when not available they would win, then the next day when available they would lose.  One time at a kiosk, it said I hit all on a parlay, that ended up losing, it also stopped me from making multiple bets that ended up winning including a 30-1 parlay that won that I was going to place immediately after the all in bet occurred.  That was not the casino, most would say just bad luck, but I know better, still waiting for the accidentle all in on a winning bet.  I have other stories that I can go on with that seem almost supernatural in nature,

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    Theoretically if parrel universes exist like quantum mechanics suggests, then one could be stuck in a loser dimension or shift in and out.  It would be the reality itself and not the casino behind it.  I have had some crazy glitch in matrix stuff happen to me alot during the mlb season.  It usually only occurred with bets that would have won.  many times my book would not have hr prop bets on players that I wanted to bet, that should have been available, when not available they would win, then the next day when available they would lose.  One time at a kiosk, it said I hit all on a parlay, that ended up losing, it also stopped me from making multiple bets that ended up winning including a 30-1 parlay that won that I was going to place immediately after the all in bet occurred.  That was not the casino, most would say just bad luck, but I know better, still waiting for the accidentle all in on a winning bet.  I have other stories that I can go on with that seem almost supernatural in nature,

     
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    Posted: Oct. 27, 2022 - 4:44 PM ET #5

    Yes. This. 

    I worked for a large book (I can’t say the name for safety purposes)

    they had a machine that they did not allow many to see… I was shown Bc a high up line maker purchased snow from me back then. It was a giant black cube.  ( maybe 20’ cube) that was completely solid - from some material I’ve never seen before in my life. It looked like obsidian but  surrounded by this ethereal translucent energy field.

    This HAS to be the machine they use to transfer our realities so we lose our picks.

    ive said too much.  

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    Yes. This. 

    I worked for a large book (I can’t say the name for safety purposes)

    they had a machine that they did not allow many to see… I was shown Bc a high up line maker purchased snow from me back then. It was a giant black cube.  ( maybe 20’ cube) that was completely solid - from some material I’ve never seen before in my life. It looked like obsidian but  surrounded by this ethereal translucent energy field.

    This HAS to be the machine they use to transfer our realities so we lose our picks.

    ive said too much.  

     
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    Posted: Oct. 27, 2022 - 4:45 PM ET #6

    Quote Originally Posted by lordbettington:

    @DomBooks Theoretically if parrel universes exist like quantum mechanics suggests, then one could be stuck in a loser dimension or shift in and out.  It would be the reality itself and not the casino behind it.  I have had some crazy glitch in matrix stuff happen to me alot during the mlb season.  It usually only occurred with bets that would have won.  many times my book would not have hr prop bets on players that I wanted to bet, that should have been available, when not available they would win, then the next day when available they would lose.  One time at a kiosk, it said I hit all on a parlay, that ended up losing, it also stopped me from making multiple bets that ended up winning including a 30-1 parlay that won that I was going to place immediately after the all in bet occurred.  That was not the casino, most would say just bad luck, but I know better, still waiting for the accidentle all in on a winning bet.  I have other stories that I can go on with that seem almost supernatural in nature,
    I totally know what you're saying. I agree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lordbettington:

    @DomBooks Theoretically if parrel universes exist like quantum mechanics suggests, then one could be stuck in a loser dimension or shift in and out.  It would be the reality itself and not the casino behind it.  I have had some crazy glitch in matrix stuff happen to me alot during the mlb season.  It usually only occurred with bets that would have won.  many times my book would not have hr prop bets on players that I wanted to bet, that should have been available, when not available they would win, then the next day when available they would lose.  One time at a kiosk, it said I hit all on a parlay, that ended up losing, it also stopped me from making multiple bets that ended up winning including a 30-1 parlay that won that I was going to place immediately after the all in bet occurred.  That was not the casino, most would say just bad luck, but I know better, still waiting for the accidentle all in on a winning bet.  I have other stories that I can go on with that seem almost supernatural in nature,
    I totally know what you're saying. I agree.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by puds:

    Yes. This.  I worked for a large book (I can’t say the name for safety purposes) they had a machine that they did not allow many to see… I was shown Bc a high up line maker purchased snow from me back then. It was a giant black cube.  ( maybe 20’ cube) that was completely solid - from some material I’ve never seen before in my life. It looked like obsidian but  surrounded by this ethereal translucent energy field. This HAS to be the machine they use to transfer our realities so we lose our picks. ive said too much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by puds:

    Yes. This.  I worked for a large book (I can’t say the name for safety purposes) they had a machine that they did not allow many to see… I was shown Bc a high up line maker purchased snow from me back then. It was a giant black cube.  ( maybe 20’ cube) that was completely solid - from some material I’ve never seen before in my life. It looked like obsidian but  surrounded by this ethereal translucent energy field. This HAS to be the machine they use to transfer our realities so we lose our picks. ive said too much.
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    Posted: Oct. 27, 2022 - 4:46 PM ET #8

    Quote Originally Posted by JDD:

    Chic?  That you??   lol j/k.     I think it is more likely that people just make mistakes and are also way more impressionable than they think they are.   Like the old saying "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people"
    Nah, but I know who you are referring to, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDD:

    Chic?  That you??   lol j/k.     I think it is more likely that people just make mistakes and are also way more impressionable than they think they are.   Like the old saying "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people"
    Nah, but I know who you are referring to, lol

     
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    Posted: Oct. 27, 2022 - 4:49 PM ET #9

    The title was honestly just a joke, I know it's not the casinos themselves doing this to us. But the universe in general or the gambling gods as they call it on here.

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    The title was honestly just a joke, I know it's not the casinos themselves doing this to us. But the universe in general or the gambling gods as they call it on here.

     
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    Posted: Oct. 27, 2022 - 4:52 PM ET #10

    For the fiftieth time, just look up and listen to Edward Snowden interviews. The man ruined his life and his career for a lie I guessan_roll_laugh, some people I swear... 

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    For the fiftieth time, just look up and listen to Edward Snowden interviews. The man ruined his life and his career for a lie I guessan_roll_laugh, some people I swear... 

     
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    Posted: Oct. 27, 2022 - 4:56 PM ET #11

    Chic?  That you??

     

     

    lol j/k.  an_2drinks

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    Chic?  That you??

     

     

    lol j/k.  an_2drinks

     
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    Posted: Oct. 27, 2022 - 7:04 PM ET #12

    @Oktoberfestlax4

     what lie?

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    @Oktoberfestlax4

     what lie?

     
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    Posted: Oct. 27, 2022 - 7:58 PM ET #13

    Interesting 

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    Interesting 

     
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    peace and clover

    "Schrödinger's bet." A bet that loses when you bet it but wins when you DON'T bet it...
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    peace and clover

     
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    Posted: Oct. 27, 2022 - 8:12 PM ET #15

    Anyone who believes Bernstain Bears was spelled different as a kid is a moron

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    Anyone who believes Bernstain Bears was spelled different as a kid is a moron

     
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    Posted: Oct. 27, 2022 - 8:14 PM ET #16

    It can't be chic  The game has not even kicked off yet  He only says anything after a game goes final 

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    It can't be chic  The game has not even kicked off yet  He only says anything after a game goes final 

     
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    Posted: Oct. 27, 2022 - 8:32 PM ET #17

    https://www.investopedia.com/terms/g/gamblersfallacy.asp#:~:text=What%20Is%20the%20Gambler's%20Fallacy,event%20or%20series%20of%20events.

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    https://www.investopedia.com/terms/g/gamblersfallacy.asp#:~:text=What%20Is%20the%20Gambler's%20Fallacy,event%20or%20series%20of%20events.

     
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    Posted: Oct. 28, 2022 - 8:47 AM ET #19

    I’ve taken mushrooms before . They had no effect on me . Nothing . Nada . Zilcho . I drove my car home no problems . Easy peesy …..

    I flew out the sunroof on a golden unicorn that was draped in a rainbow blanket that landed on the hood of my car . I asked that big booty regally fantastic animal , because I had the time , since the universe slowed down to a crawl , like a guy who drank too much does when they inch towards the toilet in agonizing pain to puke :

    “ hey horsie with the pointy dildo stuck in your head , why you need that blanky ? You cold ? “

    That rude motherfucker didn’t answer . He just plopped a shit on the firebird symbol emblazoned on my vintage hood and jetted like he stole 5 dollars . Fuckin punk ….

    so I “ surfed “ out there in the open nature of space and time like some kind of god-like , Teen Wolf creature , for what seemed to be an eternity….

    I then checked my timex watch with the calculator and just a mere 3 minutes had passed …

    so I somersaulted back into my vehicle shinobi style but smashed my left nut on the stick shift going back in ….I was in a lot of distress …..

    I learned an important lesson that day …..

    unicorns , for all their glory and aesthetic beauty , can lack social skills and be ill mannered , and that consuming fungi for hallucinogenic purposes can sometimes be a fruitless endeavor …..

    like former poster and all around bad ass chic cardinals being swept up in a conspiracy vortex that erased his normal existence and banished him to his own self inflicted exile like a prime germaphobe howie mandel……

    it’s like Gloria said in White Men Can’t Jump ….

    ” Sometimes when you win , you really lose , and sometimes when you lose , you really win , and sometimes when you win or lose , you actually , just really tie ….. “

    think about it .

    then make a point to watch the movie and that scene in particular again cuz her titty pops out while she’s moving around ….

    nice tit .

    godspeedpeace_5

     

     

     

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    I’ve taken mushrooms before . They had no effect on me . Nothing . Nada . Zilcho . I drove my car home no problems . Easy peesy …..

    I flew out the sunroof on a golden unicorn that was draped in a rainbow blanket that landed on the hood of my car . I asked that big booty regally fantastic animal , because I had the time , since the universe slowed down to a crawl , like a guy who drank too much does when they inch towards the toilet in agonizing pain to puke :

    “ hey horsie with the pointy dildo stuck in your head , why you need that blanky ? You cold ? “

    That rude motherfucker didn’t answer . He just plopped a shit on the firebird symbol emblazoned on my vintage hood and jetted like he stole 5 dollars . Fuckin punk ….

    so I “ surfed “ out there in the open nature of space and time like some kind of god-like , Teen Wolf creature , for what seemed to be an eternity….

    I then checked my timex watch with the calculator and just a mere 3 minutes had passed …

    so I somersaulted back into my vehicle shinobi style but smashed my left nut on the stick shift going back in ….I was in a lot of distress …..

    I learned an important lesson that day …..

    unicorns , for all their glory and aesthetic beauty , can lack social skills and be ill mannered , and that consuming fungi for hallucinogenic purposes can sometimes be a fruitless endeavor …..

    like former poster and all around bad ass chic cardinals being swept up in a conspiracy vortex that erased his normal existence and banished him to his own self inflicted exile like a prime germaphobe howie mandel……

    it’s like Gloria said in White Men Can’t Jump ….

    ” Sometimes when you win , you really lose , and sometimes when you lose , you really win , and sometimes when you win or lose , you actually , just really tie ….. “

    think about it .

    then make a point to watch the movie and that scene in particular again cuz her titty pops out while she’s moving around ….

    nice tit .

    godspeedpeace_5

     

     

     

     
     
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    lol.  Shinobi.   Brings back memories.

    Double Dragon comes to mind

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    lol.  Shinobi.   Brings back memories.

    Double Dragon comes to mind

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