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The continuous train of ass clowns never seems to end...

1-0 yesterday on the psuedo Stahl #2 play 

Missed start of Avs, but liked Avs -1.5.  See if can get it Live if Craps tie it up.

Kraken off long Roadie hosting Pens.  Kraken have strong record H2H and are Home pups.  Tempting.

Value on San Jose at Cats, but I think Cats pull out a W.  No value at -190.  Over tempting, but Bob off 9-1 drubbing at Raleigh and I think he shows up here.  PL is tempting.

Loafs Mild looks very Overish.

VGK and Jets Puck Lines look solid.

Lean ing Satans.

Isles TT or Game Over look solid.

Pass Rags Quacks.

Larry, I hear Matthew is possibly returning for Panthers today so that might give them a spark. Still waiting on them to make their move but it is getting late. Mild has only Quinn on the blue line left in this game. Vegas is on a heater and finally, my only bet tonight is on the Fishermen. Vanculio is in Stall #3 next to you. Traded Sherwood today so they are close to throwing in the towel for the year. 

GL tonight D. 

Avs -1.5  +130  Live 1P tied 1-1  +130  3/8u

Stahl #2:

Kraken +2.5  &  Cats +1.5  &  Vegas TT Over 2.5  &  Isles Nuks Over 4.5  +150  3/4u

Stahl #2 Double Poo Play:

Kraken +1.5  &  Cats ML  &  Vegas ML  &  Isles Nuks Over 6  +550  1/4u

@GASportsDoc

   Thank you my good man.  Larry always likes to hear from the Gaggle.  If Matty is back, I'll take Cats Phuck Line, please.  Bob's got a red arse, so I think a beatdown could be in order for the Sharks.

Mild still have Faber and Spurgeon, so all is not lost, but they can't keep the phuck out of the net.  Heard about Keefer - early to be towel throwing, but Nuks are embarassingly bad.  I like Isles a lot tonight.  We'll see.  

 GL DY!!!

    This Forum has great Posters and resources but at the same time it can be a Clown Show!  

@dyamarik

 I am on the Penguins, both are in a semi funk losing 4 of their last 5, but the Pens have still defended the net while the Krak heads have given up 18 goals over that span vs 11 for Pitt; 

Offensively Seattle ranks 30th in SOG and 25th with just 2.74 gpg.   Pens rank 12th in Save %, also Pitt has travelled well winning 3 of there L 4 road games. Powerplays are another Pitt advantage with Seattle having the worst PP goals in the league with Pitt ranking 5th.....

I am all over Penguins, but as we know, we wil see when the Puck drops. 

We know who the OG of covers are.  THESE FKN NOOBS 

BOL Dy!!

(do you have to break in to work to use No.2 on holidays?)

@KeyMaster

 I hear ya.  Just think Seattle can slow a game down, and is a bad match for Pittsburgh, plus Kraken played pretty well on that Roadie, and were playing well right before it.  I like teams coming off long Roadie who are playing well, but started to feel effects of two weeks in hotels and airplanes.  We'll see.  Good luck to you Brother, as I did not play them. 

@sherriffics

I feel like were in Space Balls when Dark Helmut and Col Sanderz are surrounded by assholes... 

@Gainsford

Nah, my employer might be racist, as we had to work today, so I used my time "wisely"... 

Cats Live Phuck Line  +140  1P  0-0  1/2u

VGK  PL  +110  3/4u

Jets  PL  +180  3/8u

Isles ML  -140  1/2u  PL  +180  1/4u