Now Brian Windhorst is crying about the Warriors' payroll? 🤣...🍆 Warriors against the world!!

Reading these windbag quotes is absolutely infuriating  .

How in the actual hell does he have a job doing this for this extended amount of time? Let alone for ESPN...

Definitely Stay-Puft. Skip is from Oklahoma. Lifelong Cowboys fan. I'm a Cowboys fan. People hate Cowboys fans because we're all jerkoffs but it's a novelty.  Skip is loyal to a fault, like we all are, but it's shtick. It's not that Windhorst is a Cavs fan. He's a Lebron fan. Like in a homoerotic way.

It's crazy, I've never seen bias against any team in an sport, from so called professionals, like I have seen for the Warriors. Specifically from Brian Windhorst, Nick Wright, Jeff Van Gundy, and Mark Jackson. Windhorst and Nick Wright don't like the Warriors simply because they are Lebron fan boys. They both have an unhealthy infatuation. These are grown men.

Mark Jackson hates the Warriors because they moved on from him. It's like he feels invalidated. Like he should have gotten more credit. And he should've but it's like this. Say you date a chick at the time when these starting to get her chit together. She's studying for her degree and you're helping with the homework. She's working out because she's a little chubby and you're her personal trainer.. Just as she's about to graduate she dumps you. She gets married to some other dude and lands a 400K job. Now for those first few years, you can be bitter. You can walk around talking about how you made her but after she's been doing her thing for seven, eight years without you, after she's received promotions, started a family, she's not that same person you once knew. She has nothing to do with you. And you need to move on.

Mark Jackson is a professional basketball commentator. He blatantly hates on the Warriors on the air. And Van Gundy hates on them, I believe simply because they are boys. They have a long history. It's insane. During last night's broadcast there was a moment when Jeff Gundy goes, I'm paraphrasing, "...and some fans don't like us. They trash us on social media." And then Mark Jackson goes, "Maybe because we don't always say nice things about their teams." They were talking about Warrior fans. If you knew the background, it sounded it was the cringiest moment. They were using that voice you use when you're talking about a secret with your wife in front of company. It's like, "Maybe if somebody wouldn't stick things where they don't belong." And you're like, "Well, maybe if somebody didn't sleep without any draws on." And you're bro is like, "Dude, jeez, I know you guys are talking about sticking it in her ass. Please tell me you're not shoving it up there while she's sleeping."

F"CK Brian Windhorst. F*CK Nick Wright. F*CK Mark Jackson and his butt wive Jeff Van Gundy.

ESPN has become a trash network. I never watch it. Just the games. The "Nobody since Lebron..." comment I caught be ause I hadn't changed the channel yet after game 4. I changed the channel immediately last night and heard about the the "Checkbook" comments on Reddit.

Lebron can leave a storied franchise hamstrung for years to come because he wants to chase rings and pad his personal legacy and nobody speaks up about it but the Warriors are doing something wrong? Got it. Like I said before, Russell Westbrook has a 47 million dollar player option that you know he's opting into. Anthony Davis is the illegitimate son of Glass Joe from Punch Out, and Lebron is talking about how fun it would be to play with the Warriors but the Warriors are somehow the evil empire. I respect Boston's front office. Milwaukee. Dallas. The Lakers are a joke it's all because of Lebron. They won a bubble ring. I bet they won't get another for 20+ years. Windhorst will never write that though.