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People must be pretty nervous with their Cavs picks now after seeing this post. 
 
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Tell your wife it was a blind lady you were helping across the street.Then make her feel guilty for accusing you and demand a blow job!
 
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if your wife logs on to this thread this will officially be the greatest thread ever
 
i hope you arent typing  this at home
 
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I hope he is typing it at home!
 
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not smarter...learned from experience man..  GL
 
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Quote Originally Posted by badlands:

if your wife logs on to this thread this will officially be the greatest thread ever
 
i hope you arent typing  this at home
No shit!  lol  You better DELETE that search history buddy
 
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Seriously, Monkey, I would be furious to find out my husband was cheating.  But I definantly would not use the lie to your wife about, "it's just holding hands; no biggie!"  Cuz to me, you hold hands with someone you are in a RELATIONSHIP with; not one-night-stands!
By the way, I'm also taking the CAVS!
 
 
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Tell her it was super imposed. Just like the goat did to the old man in that great Adam Sandler CD bit. Quick goat thinking. And do yourself a favor. No more pictures. 
 
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Hey guys! I AM MONKEY'S WIFE!!!!!!
 
 
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Yardgnomes advice is freakin hilarious!!LMAO Seriously though, let her go and then start banging anything with a pulse. Better to have too much than not enough. And pilldoughboys avatar is the shizznit..... Lakers/Philly over is the solid lock unbreakable play of the day.
 
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If you are willing to cheat on your wife then you better be ready to accept the consequences.


Time to man up brother.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Riley4:

Hey guys! I AM MONKEY'S WIFE!!!!!!
 
This is freakin awesome!!! If Riley4 is his wife, I just read the greatest thread ever! HAHAHHAHAHHA
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Riley4:

Seriously, Monkey, I would be furious to find out my husband was cheating.  But I definantly would not use the lie to your wife about, "it's just holding hands; no biggie!"  Cuz to me, you hold hands with someone you are in a RELATIONSHIP with; not one-night-stands!
By the way, I'm also taking the CAVS!
 

 

haha..to a girl, especially a wife, holding hands is the same as sleepin w\ em.  like someone mentioned let her cool down, although a month is a bit long.  couple days imo.  say sorry and man up.

 
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Well Ace, I AM!  And let me tell you boys the REAL story!  The pic I found was not him holding hands with another girl.  The pic was him blowing my great-grandad!
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Riley4:

Hey guys! I FUCK MONKEYS!!!!!!
 
You sick fuck!  ;)
 
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Clinton got a blowjob from an intern, and then tried to tell the whole world that it wasn't anything. Just a blowjob, not real sex. Tell your wife the same thing if you really want to keep her. Chances are, shes probably sleeping around too, you're just too far up in your girlfriends hole to see the evidence!
 
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You should post the picture of you holding hands with the chick and another picture of your wife then let us give you advice on what to do.
 
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Not one for cheaters...but as I've seen my friends do...deny deny deny deny...doubt with creep into her head.
 
Now, no play for me on the Cavs..lol
 
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Gene024:

let your wife leave.. you obviously dont care and arent ready for marriage anyways..
over 65% of people in the world are not!!!! why do u think divorce rates so high!!!
 
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that number is probably 2 low... it's probably more like 70-75%...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by monkeybuay:

 Advice........My wife saw a picture of me holding hands with some chick that of course I was screwing.  I denied everything and said its only a friend..she says she has always suspected I was cheating her, she wants to LEAVE me.  What the hell do I do? How do I convince her that I wasn't cheating for one and two, for her to forget about this and STAY? 
TODAY, I like Cleveland Cavs -4 B2.
How did your wife get this picture, and why would you keep a picture like that in the first place?  It sounds like you were trying to get busted to me.  If the picture doesn't have a date on it, just tell her it was before here time
 
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Quote Originally Posted by monkeybuay:

 Advice........My wife saw a picture of me holding hands with some chick that of course I was screwing.  I denied everything and said its only a friend..she says she has always suspected I was cheating her, she wants to LEAVE me.  What the hell do I do? How do I convince her that I wasn't cheating for one and two, for her to forget about this and STAY? 
TODAY, I like Cleveland Cavs -4 B2.
 
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She's probably hoping you don't catch her blowing some other guy while you think she is at home being the good wife.Karma is a bitch.I hope you lose your wife AND your bet.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Mizzou_08:

How did your wife get this picture, and why would you keep a picture like that in the first place?  It sounds like you were trying to get busted to me.  If the picture doesn't have a date on it, just tell her it was before here time

 

He probably is wearing clothes that his wife bought him in the photo along with the wedding ring.

 
 
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frozentundra is now the top vote getter for best avatar in this thread. Hey monkey, does this make your soon to be ex-wife available for late night naked pattycake with strangers? I'll make sure she gets taken care of for you bro.. no one should have to masterbate.
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