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SAMMY MY BOY!!!!!!...OR IS IT NOW MISTER SAMMY????...OR YOUR TRUE, MORE REFINED BIRTH NAME SAMUEL...Whatever it is...what you have done here tonight is unprecedented on covers...
you have stood at the precipice of the busted bankroll abyss, opened your fly and and urinated into it (we both know you actually went "number 2" but piss provides better literary imagery and effect so let's go with it
)
) You had all the gambling demons surrounding you with their flaming pitchforks, poking mercilessly at your wallet, and you cleared your sinuses and hocked one mammoth loogey right in their face...
You were strapped down to the cruelest of all medieval torture devices..."The torture Rack" ready to be disemboweled like Braveheart, and you sir, SCREAMED "ATLANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
and broke free of your restraints!!!
Never could anyone have dreamed your Ali-like return to the capping ring could have been achieved after, not one, BUT TWO of the biggest 
's in NBA history in the Blazers and Hawks last night. No one could suffer such indignity, such embarrassment, and hits to their bankroll like you did.
's in NBA history in the Blazers and Hawks last night. No one could suffer such indignity, such embarrassment, and hits to their bankroll like you did. But no!!!!! Excuse my french here Sammy but, "Covers didn't know who they were fucking with!!!!"
After tonight....after a historic 85 unit win on the line and a 20 unit ML hit for god knows what payout (you probably have found it for +600 with your 15 different sites to find the best line), we sir are moving onto bigger and better things.
We are partners now Sammy. I will be your sidekick. You do the capping and I'll do the rapping (i.e. provide the encouragement).
Let it be known I'm taking a backseat roll in your path to super capping stardom.
YOU are Mario and I am the second rate humbled Luigi!!
You'll be Johnny Carson with the oversized bejeweled turban sitting center stage, delivering the opening to every thread and I'll be faithful ol Ed McMahon on the couch yelling "YES SIR" after each one of your capping victories!!!
You'll be Tom Cruise and I'll be Dustin Hoffman...no no, you be Dustin Hoffman...you're actually the idiot savant and I want your inheritance...We're picking up your boxer shorts at KMart Sammy...and don't worry...we'll be home in time for Wapner...
Can ya see it Samuel????
The cadillac is running Sammy. We are heading for Mexican border TONIGHT and the TOP IS COMING DOWN. It's hooker time! After you win tonight, she's on me. Both of em. Just for you. Like the spanish saying goes.... Mi hooker es Su Hooker....
No more pizzas after tonight...Headin for the border with all the cash in the world and not a worry in the world...And we'll rule this bitch-ass site tomorrow with even more picks and double...no TRIPLE....no QUA...Hell Sammy, we'll up those bitch-ass units as high as we fuckin please!!!!
Sammy 
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You da' man Sammy!
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