Mis-quoted Song Lyrics

I was watching The Long Kiss Goodnight the other day and it reminded me of people singing the wrong words in songs. There is the scene where Samuel Jackson is singing I’d Really Love to See You Tonight. “I’m not talking ‘bout the linen” flows much better than “I’m not talking ‘bout movin’ in” but it don’t make a hell of a lot of sense. This is right up there with Louie Louie and Billie Jean as one of the most mis-quoted songs of all time. Can anyone think of other famous songs that are often mis-quoted?

Then, there is the Beatles I am the Walrus. What it sounds like John Lennon is saying is exactly what he is saying. It don’t make sense. In the case of this song you can mis-quote the lyrics and actually make more sense.

Now that we have the internet and Youtube we can find the lyrics to any song in five seconds but wasn’t it much funner years ago when we didn’t know what the hell they were saying

GnR - Civil War

'Even better than the grocery store"

Pretty sure that's not the line

Creedence Clearwater Revival- "There's a bathroom on the right" = "There's a bad moon on the rise"

The Beatles-"The girl with colitis goes by" = "The girl with kaleidoscope eyes"

J Geils Band-"My anus is the center hole" = "My angel is a centerfold"

Robert Palmer- "Might as well face it,your a dick with a glove" = "Might as well face it,your addicted to love"

Pearl Jam - Yellowledbetter

I don't even thing Eddie knows the lyrics anymore

Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove

The should play that every time Tejada makes an error for my Giants.......