Do you know what "nemesis" means? "A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent." Personified, in this case, by a horrible box: Me.
You beat me to it. AWESOME soundtrack also.
Quote Originally Posted by BetCrimes1984:
Brit Top, in Snatch
Do you know what "nemesis" means? "A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent." Personified, in this case, by a horrible box: Me.
Forrest Gump Drill Sergeant:
Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?
Forrest Gump:
To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
Drill Sergeant:
God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most
outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of
160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump. Listen up, people... Forrest Gump:
[narrates]
Now for some reason I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It's
not really hard. You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand
up straight and always answer every question with "Yes, drill
sergeant." Drill Sergeant:
...Is that clear?
Forrest Gump:
Yes, drill sergeant!
Forrest Gump:
DONE, DRILL SERGEANT!
Drill Sergeant:
GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
Forrest Gump:
[confused] You told me to, Drill Sergeant?
Drill Sergeant:
Jesus H. Christ!
[looks at stopwatch]
Drill Sergeant:
This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a
damn-fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a
general someday, Gump, now disassemble your weapon and continue!
Forrest Gump Drill Sergeant:
Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?
Forrest Gump:
To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
Drill Sergeant:
God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most
outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of
160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump. Listen up, people... Forrest Gump:
[narrates]
Now for some reason I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It's
not really hard. You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand
up straight and always answer every question with "Yes, drill
sergeant." Drill Sergeant:
...Is that clear?
Forrest Gump:
Yes, drill sergeant!
Forrest Gump:
DONE, DRILL SERGEANT!
Drill Sergeant:
GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
Forrest Gump:
[confused] You told me to, Drill Sergeant?
Drill Sergeant:
Jesus H. Christ!
[looks at stopwatch]
Drill Sergeant:
This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a
damn-fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a
general someday, Gump, now disassemble your weapon and continue!
Tully: Why don't you stop drinking? Anybody can be a drunk. Henry: Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.
Back to School-
Thornton Melon: Please, try to understand. I don't have the background for this. I mean, the high school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity, he threw the teacher out the window!
Barfly-
Tully: Why don't you stop drinking? Anybody can be a drunk. Henry: Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.
Back to School-
Thornton Melon: Please, try to understand. I don't have the background for this. I mean, the high school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity, he threw the teacher out the window!
that was classic i left the movie with a stomach ache that night back in the 80s or early 90s from laughing so much me and my cousin were on the best weed that night
that was classic i left the movie with a stomach ache that night back in the 80s or early 90s from laughing so much me and my cousin were on the best weed that night