Trent: Hey! What're you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I'll ask! Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?
Trent: Baby, that was money! Tell me that wasn't money.
Mike: That was so demeaning.
Trent: She smiled, baby.
Mike: I can't believe what an asshole you are.
Trent: Did she, or did she not smile.
Mike: She was smiling at what an asshole you are.
Trent: She was smiling at how money I am, baby.
Mike: Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift.
Mike: That was so fucking money. That was like the Jedi mind-shit.
Trent: Score Chicago!
Sue: Fuck! Such fuckin' bullshit!
Trent: [
Trent hits the instant replay] Now that was pretty Sue...
Sue: Man, don't do the instant replay thing...
Trent: No way, you said it was fuckin' bullshit.
Sue: Don't do the fucking...
Trent: Well that's why they put the instant replay in the fucking game! So you can see if it's bullshit!
Sue: You're unbelieveable.
Trent: Well you know something, I am unbelievable.
Sue: [
Trent shoves Sue] Don't fucking touch me.
Trent: When I'm not here will you practice?
Trent: Y'know, it's not so much me as Roenick; he's good.
Sue: This is bullshit, such bullshit!
Mike: The Kings suck in this game you should play another team.
Sue: I took the Kings to the cup.
Trent: Yea, against the computer with the offsides off.
Sue: They are a finesse team.
Trent: LA is a fucking bitch team. OOOOHHHHHHH!
[
Trent bodychecks one of sue's players]
Sue: BITCH!
Rob: So let me get this straight. The party started at eight. Why are we going to a bar at ten?
Trent: Oh Mikey you don't want all that "Pirates Of The Caribbean" horseshit, or the "Rock and Roll Grunge Tip". Guys like you and me gotta kick it here, old school.
Mike: Oh this is definitely 'old school'. This place is dead.
Sue: Just because I had the balls to stand up to those guys...
Trent: Like fuckin' House of Pain was gonna do anything?
Sue: What? Come guys I couldn't back down, that guy called me a bitch we kept our "rep" bro.
Charles: Man, fuck "rep" I got a call back tomorrow!
Charles: This place is dead anyways.
Trent: I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for super fan 99 over here.
Mike: You shouldn't be sorry, you're a winner. I'm the fucking loser. I'm the one who should be sorry.
Trent: Baby don't talk that way.
Mike: Can we just go, please, can we go?
Trent: Baby look at me, look at me. You're money, and you know what else? You're a big winner tonight.
Mike: I want to leave.
Trent: You're a big winner. I'm gonna ask you a simple question and I want you to listen to me: who's the big winner here tonight at the casino? Huh? Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner. Mikey wins.
Mike: Haven't you seen Boyz N The Hood? Now one of us is going to get shot.