what's your favorite " movie line "

Walken:  you wan't to get deep on this shit

             all them catholic scholars say everything  we do depends upon free choice and you need the grace of God to do what's right ,  i follow that Jeannie, nothing happens without his permission..... this world stinks ,it's his fault  i'm only working with what i've been given

 

Jeannie: so the people they find with the bullet holes in their skulls is God's fault , aren't you ashamed of yourself ?

 

Walken: ashamed of nothing, i didn't make the world !

 

from The Funneral

Once you're dead, what are you gonna do with you're life

 

from Heathers

your

Slap Shot  ( Had so many great lines, but my favorite )

 

Tim McCracken-----"Dunlop, you suck cock."

 

Reggie Dunlop------" All I can get."  

New one from the movie 300 , "This is where we fight, This is where they die" - - from the greatest warriors ever the spartans

"Now go home and get your f**cking shine box" -Billy Batts in Goodfellas

"If it bleeds, we can killlll it"  Arnold in Predator

haha man that post got butchered...

"Fuck you Asshole"

 

-The Terminator 1984

 

Ray Kinsella pitching to Shoeless Joe Jackson in "Field of Dreams"....

 

 

 

Ray.................."Do we need a catcher?"

 

Joe Jackson....."Not if you get it near the plate we don't"

 

 

 

 

Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling.

Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

Harry: So you got fired again, eh?
Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya' know?
Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.
Lloyd: Hey, chicks love it. Its the shaggin' wagon.

Lloyd: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry: I was thinking the same thing.
Lloyd: That John Denver is full of shit, man.

Lloyd: We got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

Lloyd: Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.

Lloyd: That's a lovely accent... New Jersey?
Lady: It's Austrian.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

Lloyd: My friend Harry and I are saving up money for a pet store. I got worms!
Mary: I beg your pardon?
Lloyd: I got worms! That's what we're going to call it. We're going to specialize in selling worm farms. You know like ant farms.

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Lloyd: I'll bet you twenty dollars I can get you gambling before the day is out!

Harry: Nice set of hooters you got there!
Mary: I beg your pardon?
Harry: The owls! They're beautiful!

Harry: Ooh, look at the buns on that one...
Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out.

Policeman: Pullover! Pullover!
Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing!

Lloyd: [sees framed newspaper article about moon landing] No Way! [chuckles] WE LANDED ON THE MOON!

I can read this shit all day and just

 

Outlaw Josey Wales when the bounty hunter catches up to him and there about to draw guns....

 

bounty hunter: I have do it Josey it's how I make a livin.

 

Josey: Dyin aint much of a livin

ALLABOUTME, that is my favorite movie and i bet i could recite it word-for-word from beginning to end!  Great quotes, thanks for the post!    

"The Greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist."

"1st place? A 100 grand. 2nd place? A set 'a stakes knives, 3rd place? Fuck you you're fired."

Think I have the 2nd one right.

Great line.. I think his tone actually was what made that one stick.

1st place was a Cadillac Eldorado

A few excerpts from Unforgiven:

 

Little Bill Daggett: I was tasting the soup two hours after I ate it.
English Bob: Well, actually, what I heard was that you fell off your horse, drunk of course, and that you broke your bloody neck.
Little Bill Daggett: I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska. 

 

Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.

 

Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.

 

Little Bill Daggett: I don't deserve this... to die like this. I was building a house.
Will Munny: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.

 

  Sorry for the repeat.

Dumb and Dumber is great, but the best movie quotes naturally have to come from of the best comedies ever, The Big Lebowski

 

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking

amateurs...

 

The Dude: Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

 

 

Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

 

Walter Sobchak: Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

 

 

Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

 

 

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

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Walter Sobchak: I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak: don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Shomer fucking shabbos.
The Dude: Oh fuck it.

 

 

 

 

Sling Blade ...

 

Whatcha doing with that lawn mover blade boyyyy?

 

I'm fix'n ta kill you with it. ... mmm hmmm

 

Well, I guess you better get to it then.

 

" .... sir, is he dead."  "I believe so, his head split right in two ... mmm hmmm "