Your absolute BEST vegas story...

Lets hear what your absolute best Vegas story is of all time taht happened to you...could be related to anything. hookers/booze/gambling/partying/celebrity encounters..anything......lets hear some good stories...

 

my best story...

 

last summer in Vegas..Im had a good weekend betting on baseball..and Im scheduled to come home on Tuesday night..so Im up a couple grand on monday..so I decide to go for it large, and place a bet for $1000 on a 3 team parlay in baseball (pays a little over 6300)....

I have two 7 est games, and one 10pm est game...the first 2 game at 7pm est go well, and both hit..so my late game is Minnesota @ Oakland..even though its the hometown team, I bet Oakland..IM watchin the game at the hilton with a buddy..who has the same parlay, but less stakes...

Top of 1..MIN goes up 3-0...Oakland comes back in the bottom of the 1st to make it 3-2..so looks like there could be alot of runs....in the Top of the 2nd..MIN scores 5 runs with 2 outs, and in the Top of the 3rd, MIN scores 4 more runs with 2 outs...so its 12-2..Im fucked...Im pissed..because 1k is about 4 times larger than a normal wager for me...and I pissed it away on a 3 team parlay....

so we get up, leave the sportsbook to get dinner, and go up stairs to shower and go out for the night...we are eating at hilton about an hour later, and I check my phone just to see teh score...OAK has put up 5, and in the 6th inning, we are sitting at 13-7 MIN...so Im at least gonna track the game,..its not completly over...well we come down the elevator after getting ready, and I check my phone again..and its MIN 13-7..bottom of 7th, OAK has bases loaded, 0 out...so I convince my buddy to run to teh sportsbook, and at least watch this inning....

Craziest thing happens...OAK scores 2 runs...1 out..bases are still loaded...Holliday batting...THE GAME FEED goes out at the hilton while Holliday is batting..so no one knows whast going on.....my phone gamecast is not working....about 2 min later...teh feed COMES BACK ON, and all I see is Holliday high fiving his dugout...GRAND SLAM...tie game...Im going fuckin nuts.....next pitch to Jack Cust....BOMB...OAK now winning 14-13..I cant believe it...we have to stay to see the finish...the 8th inning was uneventful...in the top of the 9th...OAK still up one...first two batters for MIN strikeout..so im pumped...Cuddyer than doubles for MIN...then a wild pitch...Cuddyer takes 3rd....and the OAK catcher cannot find the ball..so Cuddyer heads for home....Suzuki finds the ball at the last second...throws home to the pitcher covering...tag is clearly late..and Cuddyer is safe no doubt...UMPIRE CALLS HIM OUT..game over..my parlay hits..I go fuckin nuts...

 

best vegas story of my life..and Ive only been there twice...

 

whats yours?

Since when does Vegas show Oakland home games on TV?.....we have been blacked out of that market for years now.

I lost a bundle in that MIN/OAK game.  I had MIN of course and perhaps the worst beat I have taken in my life (if not for sure this year).  Especially when Cuddy was safe at home and the ump called him out.  Congrats but I am still pissed about that call by that ump.  He was sitting on the plate when the ball tagged him.. wasn't even a close call.  Hell the A's players were smirking about it too!

 

I agree 100%, horrible call..it just came at teh right time for me...and wrong tiem for you..believe me I feel for ya..Ive been on your side many times

 

not sure..but it wsa televised at the Hilton SuperBook...

very good story

One man's bad beat is another man's hail mary.Sportsbooks usually take the visiting team satilite feed back to there home city.

Wow!

Good story.

thats a betting story, not a vegas story, apart from eating at the hilton, this could all have happened in your bedroom

 

this happened in VEGAS

at a sportsbook in VEGAS

after I won, i was able to walk up to the window and get straight CASH ...

 

far from betting online my bedroom...

 

therefore...Vegas story

awesome story - what a great hit

Great story man...how'd you end up spending the cash?....especially since earlier in the night I'm sure you'd chalked it up as a loss.  Bet it was a late night that night!

 

you are 100% RIGHT

 

pd a couple hundo for drinks that night..

 

came home..

 

bought

new TV

laptop

ps3

 

lol, great night

my best story

my best friend is a really high roller so he gets whatever we want - he wins 83k first nite we are there and tells me and my 2 other buddies whole nite is on him - he gets us a VIP booth at Tryst (hot club in the Wynn) Our "private" security guy at the booth goes to the dance floor and gets ten girls for the 4 of us to hang out - real girls not hookers - party all nite club closes at 4 go back to my friends suite - coke, ectasy, vodka, jacuzzi for 8 like a porno till 4 in the afternoon - kind of like a scene from the movie Hangover - best nite ever took me 2 weeks to recover from it

jenlexjo,

What is his game of choice & profession...

Bigkat

Three card poker - requires no thought - 2k a hand lol

Blackjack - 1000 a hand

I got the best one

Im 20 got a fake never a problem went to vegas with my pops, cousin his gf (both 25) fathers mother and fathers sister. They never been, wanted to go my fathers a little gambler, im the degenerate and my cousin and his girl hit nicely on roulette

Well we kept seeing those buses go by that say  HOT BABES.  I got drunk and was hanging out with my cuz and his girl in their hotel room and Treasure Island and i was prank calling hot babes. We made a plan, and i called them and said that i wanted a 2 girl special and they asked where it was going and we gave them my fathers room who was sleeping lol. Well being 20 i was hanging in the hall with my cousin sitten down at the ice machine filling buckets when 2 dope girls came out of the elevator and knocked on his door

His face was priceless, and they came on to him right away pushing him in the room. Me and my cousin couldnt stop laughing as we could hear him through the wall talking to them, shit was getting serious cause they wernt believing him so i hadda run in before things got bad.

As i open the door the retard iam left my phone on, and they must have been calling it as i was walking in and i remeber looking at the like 22 yr blonde chic (one of the hottest girls i ever seen) eyes open up and i pulled out my phone ringing from her call. My father and the 2 person went ballistic on me as i look out the hall to drag my cousin in i see him sprinting down the hall laughing to his room. The hookers were flipping and being that I was broke my father had to give them each 100 for coming all the way over. He kicked all 3 of us out the room , i apologized in the elevator and said we should hang out tonight and go party, the blonde gave me her number to call

 

I called it that night to get a wrong number signal

 

fucking bitch

 

You believed a hooker?

You're the bitch.

Memoirs are priceless, strange ain't.

on strip for new years about 6 years ago, strip was just packed with drunks, a big party obviously..guys yelling at girls to show their tits, girl tuns to my buddy and says only if he pulls out his penis...proceeds to pull down his pants, not just whip it out and start dancing around doing the irish jig...3 ladies pulled out their tits..crowd went nuts..

On the strip outside of Ceasers at about 7 am...the sun was just starting to pop out and there weren't many people out and about...just folks walking their dogs and jogging.  I'm taking in the sights and standing at a cross walk waiting for the light to change...the whole time standing next to an elderly couple.

I look down to see a five dollar bill stuck to a bush by my feet...I bend over, pick it up and say, "sweet, my luck day"...the old man looks at me and says grumpily, "good for you, you'll blow it in no time".  I ignore him, eyeball the ground some more and see a twenty stuck in the same bush...I grab it and stick it in my pocket.  Now the bush (that I discovered) has the old couples attention.  Low and behold I see yet another twenty in the bush....I start to reach for it and the old woman pushes me aside and dives in the bush after it.  I grabbed her arm and yanked her 80lb ass back like a rag doll.  The old man, now furious with my actions, bucks up to me like the scene from Happy Gilmore (think Bob Barker/ Adam Sandler) throws his hands up and starts swinging wildly at me.  I throw him into the hedges and say, "see what you find in there old man"...a couple of Mexican landscapers had to help him get to his feet.

I'm not overly proud of my actions but I was much younger and looking back on it now I can't help but laugh.

wow dude you yanked an old lady

it is kind of a funny story though

forgot one...

Now that's some funny(no pun intended) shit right there