the greatest blackjack hand ever.

a year ago. my buddy owns a bar in virginia beach.  the first week in march there's a bartenders convention that attract all the biggest drunk fucks in the country.  we go.  i am a bad drunk.  my buddy is the worst drunk you've ever seen or heard about.  i will make a long story short.  we are playing blackjack at the palms.  he brought 3000 with him and is now up 70,000.  he is beyond retarded fuckd up playing 3000 a hand now with 300 bet for the dealers(we tried to tip more , thats the max, lol).  he gets dealt two nines, the dealer has a 5 showing.  he drunkenly slurs "double down"  the dealer says you dont want to do that,  i snap awake from 3rd base(i was drunk myself)  "hey man u mean spllit right" i say . my buddy looks at us like he will kill us.  YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DONT TELL ME HOW TO PLAY MY FUCKN MONEY!  i try to talk him out of it laughing all the way while the dealer calls the floor and says "he wants to double"  the floor says and i quote "it's his money let him play it how ever the fuck he wants"    My buddy yells I WANNA DOUBLE!   I have him in a bear hug pulling him away from the table when the dealer puts the 3 of fucking spades down on top of his 18  and i wake up everybody in the casino fucking screaming.  i swear to god this is a true story.

LMAO

 

That is fucjing awesome

hahaha wow that is sick

I split 8s last night 5 times in a double deck game. Granted only 25 a bet(which is big money for a Cpl in the Marines, lol). Then got a 2 and a 3 on 2 of them and doubled down on those. Dealer had a 6, and ended up busting so I won every hand. Was very nice to me and the dealer, who I had a 5 dollar bet out for but then split and doubled those as well.

 

Bought in with 150 and ended up leaving with about a grand in my pocket.

 

Not quite your story, but hey.

great story

about 12 years ago i was in the bahamas playing and the dealer kept exposing her hold card so i saw she had 20 , i had 18 and (only playing like $25 a hand) but i hit and actually pulled a 3. 

Anybody who starts out by telling a story and then has to say

 

 

at the end looses all credibility....If you're telling a story about the greatest blackjack hand ever then why would you need to confirm to us that it was a true story...

You tell a good yarn, son  

If I didnt witness this I wouldn't fuckn believe it if a priest told me.

i'm sure he just wanted to make up this story so he could waste time typing it all up hoping someone would think he's cool