The Chicken Ranch

what are the rates? Im way way interested in going to chicken ranch also. I might be going there end of Feburary for cousins wedding. Gay thing is ill be there with my family and they are all married.any help would be welcome.

Make sure you have at least 1k for it I heard the menu is expensive.

I went there after the porn expo in 05.  My buddy is a sex addict he just can't get any.  So we land in Vegas at about midnight, grab the rental and hit the town first thing he wants to do is hit a strip club.  Me and my other buddy go along with it, then he wants to go to another one and all i want to do is GAMBLE.  I am addicted to everything equally(women, booze, gambling, you know the usual) but the thing is hes only addicted to women we fly 6 hours so this clown can fuck a hooker

So the next night he hears about this chicken ranch and begs us to go.  We say fuck it we drive 60 miles and i make him stop like 3 times at casinos so i can play blackjack, when we get there we get buzzed in and there is a bar inside with girls in lingerie.  Right away this girl who is hot asks if I want to get laid.  I tell her, "sweet heart, I don't need to pay for box"  I turn around 1 of my buddies is already locked on with this girl and walking down the hall to get his dick wet

i start getting a few drinks in me and playing strip pool with a few of the girls, about 1.5 hours later my buddy walks out with the look of an 8 year old on christmas morning, i ask how much it cost he tells me 200 for a massage in the hot tub and a fuck I heard this shit was like 1500 to get laid.  So now I have a little buzz on and I have never fucked a hooker before, ill break the ice with a bj.  So i go to the car and stash all of my money in the car except for 126 bucks, i had to make it look like it was the rest of my money.  So i go back in and find the hottest one working and i bring her in the back and talk to the maddam.  I say i just want a bj and i only have that for money, they agree and i'm amazed.  They take you into the room and someone checks your dick for bumps, then you take a shower with the girl.

she gets me into the bed and sucks me off for about 30 secs without a condom i think i'm going to die from some disease, then without saying a word she hops on my dick and rides me.  I almost shit myself, i didn't ask for this but she did it anyways and i loved all 2.5 min of it.  she was screaming papi the whole time, she couldn't speak english she said she just came to america from cuba.  What a night me and my buddy both got laid for 336 bucks total.  You can check out what girls are there if you go on their website.  I think its chickenranchbrothel.net or something like that

have fun

no, i had one on she blew me without one.  I didn't want her to but she did.  I fucked her with one on though

Wow...i wish i could barter them down to $120....

Chicken ranch is way to go!!!No drama No emotions...just plain fun and safe sex and hot babesFuck dating and relationships..thats lame and gay.

my one time at a ranch and i did online research before i went, it was sheri's ranch, went during the week in the afternoon when its not busy and there's less dude's to bargain against, picked my chick, she started the negotiation with 1000 bucks, i laughed, i planned to spend 220 bucks for an hour of "half and half", so i handed her the 11 20's, she counted it and said "ok", i think she prolly pocketed some of it, the boss listens to the bargaining on an intercom, since i didnt say a price, she could take a little extra and split the rest with the house, try it! she comes back with a towel and checks my junk out, says "ok", she was awesome, little oral for a bit, then hops on top, i rolled her over and hit it some, i actually felt so comfortable with her that i started kissing her tit and then her stomach and then her belly button and i was working lower but my mind snapped me back into reality and i came back up, smiled and whispered "no way, i'm paying for this" in her ear, she laughed, i swung her back on top and at about 46 minutes in she went nuts and i busted mine, she was a pro in metering out the pleasure cause i'm sure she couldve finished me off in 5 minutes, she hopped off, asked me if i wanted a shower and i took advantage of that sweet perk, she dried me off gave me a hug and i got dressed, went back to the bar for a beer and watched the last part of a braves game. shit was awesome, i dont know if i need to do it again but its an experience that everybody should try. 

What's her name??

 

Valinda...

 

 

but i doubt she's there anymore, its been years.  here is this week's chicks...

 

 

i'll take lots of Ashlee and just enough Envy.