One time we were at the Mirage around 7AM and one of my buddies was drunk on Bloody Marys. He started playing casino war at $100 per hand. He started to get on a hot streak and would chant USA, USA, USA at the uncomfortable looking Vietnamese dealer. After chugging his 5th or 6th bloody mary on an empty stomach he began mowing her down with a pretend assult rifle each time he won all the while chanting USA and doing some strange celebration dance. This lasted for about 15 minutes when the pit boss asked him to clam down. He then broke into some song and dance about this being America and colored up his chips and said he was never coming back to this casino. It may not sound that funny in words but I was there and laughing so hard I almost swallowed my Skoal.
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One time we were at the Mirage around 7AM and one of my buddies was drunk on Bloody Marys. He started playing casino war at $100 per hand. He started to get on a hot streak and would chant USA, USA, USA at the uncomfortable looking Vietnamese dealer. After chugging his 5th or 6th bloody mary on an empty stomach he began mowing her down with a pretend assult rifle each time he won all the while chanting USA and doing some strange celebration dance. This lasted for about 15 minutes when the pit boss asked him to clam down. He then broke into some song and dance about this being America and colored up his chips and said he was never coming back to this casino. It may not sound that funny in words but I was there and laughing so hard I almost swallowed my Skoal.
Got back from Vegas two weeks ago. My Karma story.... In town for a bachelor party. Playing Blackjack first night at Ceasars, other guys were playing Craps. We said midnight we make our move to the club. I finish up blackjack, wait for the others to end at the Craps table. Hanging around at the front entrance near the slots. A woman gets up to go somewhere and leaves her purse. I'm pretty tuned up at this point of the night, and figured she was coming right back or something. 1 minute later another woman walks up and takes the purse. I don't say anything and then the owner of the purse came back frantic, flipping out that someone took her purse. I tell the woman to hold on, I saw the woman that took the purse. I tell my friends to sit tight and I'm going to get the purse back.. They laugh and say no chance to catch her. I run out on the strip, a block down, there she is at a garbage can, tossing what she doesnt want. I grab the purse back from the thief, and say "thats not your purse". She says who are you. I say Metro PD. She dropped the purse and bolted. I come back in to Ceasars as the hero, give the purse back to the owner, she shook my hand and a thank you. So, I had that going for me... at least there was karma. My first purse snatcher caught....
Got back from Vegas two weeks ago. My Karma story.... In town for a bachelor party. Playing Blackjack first night at Ceasars, other guys were playing Craps. We said midnight we make our move to the club. I finish up blackjack, wait for the others to end at the Craps table. Hanging around at the front entrance near the slots. A woman gets up to go somewhere and leaves her purse. I'm pretty tuned up at this point of the night, and figured she was coming right back or something. 1 minute later another woman walks up and takes the purse. I don't say anything and then the owner of the purse came back frantic, flipping out that someone took her purse. I tell the woman to hold on, I saw the woman that took the purse. I tell my friends to sit tight and I'm going to get the purse back.. They laugh and say no chance to catch her. I run out on the strip, a block down, there she is at a garbage can, tossing what she doesnt want. I grab the purse back from the thief, and say "thats not your purse". She says who are you. I say Metro PD. She dropped the purse and bolted. I come back in to Ceasars as the hero, give the purse back to the owner, she shook my hand and a thank you. So, I had that going for me... at least there was karma. My first purse snatcher caught....
MGM Grand September 11 2010 I am sitting with two of my best friends, We all live in different areas of the US and the World really as One has a contract job in Saudi Arabia and the other is from New Jersey, We meet once a year for 4 days and we always choose Vegas as we all love wagering on sports.
So we are sitting there at MGM Grand having a great Saturday morning on our wagers, So we are sitting in the second row behind the first row and in front of us is this huge and Im talking 7 foot 3 360 lbs country fed redneck from Tennessee and his little buddy, the big country darn is wearing a CAT cap is in our way, Not his fault he is just huge. The whole morning we hear about his 8 team parlay and how its his last 100 bucks and he is gonna hit it, I tell my buddy bob that this guy will lose one of the 9 am games and we will get rid of his behind before the noon games start, Well big boy hits all 6 of his morning wagers on the parlay He has the Under 60.5 on Oklahoma/Florida St and Iowa -11 vs Iowa St
Iowa is rolling, no chance he loses that and Oklahoma is destroying Florida St with about 4 minutes to go he can only allow a field goal
He is looking great and making all these comments I am the greatest, I told you Im gonna hit this, Im gonna buy this and buy that, It was non stop, 23 seconds to go Oklahoma turns it over on downs at the florida st 23 yard line and EJ Manual throws a 40 yard pass, caught then the receiver does a lateral lol and the other receiver runs it in for a TD with 0 seconds left on the clock
He is screaming NO NO NO NO NO as the The ref raised his arms to signal Touchdown Final score 47-17. He is going nuts takes off his hat, throws it on the ground, starts kicking it then he starts punching his little buddy in the face, Im talking 4 or 5 solid shots, my friends and I are laughing our fools off as security is asking him to calm down He is screaming thats 15 f***** Grand, Mother*****s God****t then he punches his buddy one more time lol
We couldnt stop laughing, I almost coughed up 15 years of tar deep in my lungs.
MGM Grand September 11 2010 I am sitting with two of my best friends, We all live in different areas of the US and the World really as One has a contract job in Saudi Arabia and the other is from New Jersey, We meet once a year for 4 days and we always choose Vegas as we all love wagering on sports.
So we are sitting there at MGM Grand having a great Saturday morning on our wagers, So we are sitting in the second row behind the first row and in front of us is this huge and Im talking 7 foot 3 360 lbs country fed redneck from Tennessee and his little buddy, the big country darn is wearing a CAT cap is in our way, Not his fault he is just huge. The whole morning we hear about his 8 team parlay and how its his last 100 bucks and he is gonna hit it, I tell my buddy bob that this guy will lose one of the 9 am games and we will get rid of his behind before the noon games start, Well big boy hits all 6 of his morning wagers on the parlay He has the Under 60.5 on Oklahoma/Florida St and Iowa -11 vs Iowa St
Iowa is rolling, no chance he loses that and Oklahoma is destroying Florida St with about 4 minutes to go he can only allow a field goal
He is looking great and making all these comments I am the greatest, I told you Im gonna hit this, Im gonna buy this and buy that, It was non stop, 23 seconds to go Oklahoma turns it over on downs at the florida st 23 yard line and EJ Manual throws a 40 yard pass, caught then the receiver does a lateral lol and the other receiver runs it in for a TD with 0 seconds left on the clock
He is screaming NO NO NO NO NO as the The ref raised his arms to signal Touchdown Final score 47-17. He is going nuts takes off his hat, throws it on the ground, starts kicking it then he starts punching his little buddy in the face, Im talking 4 or 5 solid shots, my friends and I are laughing our fools off as security is asking him to calm down He is screaming thats 15 f***** Grand, Mother*****s God****t then he punches his buddy one more time lol
We couldnt stop laughing, I almost coughed up 15 years of tar deep in my lungs.
Mafioso I hope your story is true - very funny if it is. But some of your points about that game are a little off.
Oklahoma punted the ball back to FSU with like a minute left, with FSU burning timeouts even though they were down big time. Oklahoma dropped a INT pass on the 2nd to last play and with 7 seconds left, EJ threw a pass to Easterling, who spun past 3 Oklahoma defenders and ran in for like a 47 yard TD to end it.
Only reason I say it is because I went back and watched the game after reading. Still a hilarious story man. Thanks for sharing.
Mafioso I hope your story is true - very funny if it is. But some of your points about that game are a little off.
Oklahoma punted the ball back to FSU with like a minute left, with FSU burning timeouts even though they were down big time. Oklahoma dropped a INT pass on the 2nd to last play and with 7 seconds left, EJ threw a pass to Easterling, who spun past 3 Oklahoma defenders and ran in for like a 47 yard TD to end it.
Only reason I say it is because I went back and watched the game after reading. Still a hilarious story man. Thanks for sharing.
MGM Grand September 11 2010 I am sitting with two of my best friends, We all live in different areas of the US and the World really as One has a contract job in Saudi Arabia and the other is from New Jersey, We meet once a year for 4 days and we always choose Vegas as we all love wagering on sports.
So we are sitting there at MGM Grand having a great Saturday morning on our wagers, So we are sitting in the second row behind the first row and in front of us is this huge and Im talking 7 foot 3 360 lbs country fed redneck from Tennessee and his little buddy, the big country darn is wearing a CAT cap is in our way, Not his fault he is just huge. The whole morning we hear about his 8 team parlay and how its his last 100 bucks and he is gonna hit it, I tell my buddy bob that this guy will lose one of the 9 am games and we will get rid of his behind before the noon games start, Well big boy hits all 6 of his morning wagers on the parlay He has the Under 60.5 on Oklahoma/Florida St and Iowa -11 vs Iowa St
Iowa is rolling, no chance he loses that and Oklahoma is destroying Florida St with about 4 minutes to go he can only allow a field goal
He is looking great and making all these comments I am the greatest, I told you Im gonna hit this, Im gonna buy this and buy that, It was non stop, 23 seconds to go Oklahoma turns it over on downs at the florida st 23 yard line and EJ Manual throws a 40 yard pass, caught then the receiver does a lateral lol and the other receiver runs it in for a TD with 0 seconds left on the clock
He is screaming NO NO NO NO NO as the The ref raised his arms to signal Touchdown Final score 47-17. He is going nuts takes off his hat, throws it on the ground, starts kicking it then he starts punching his little buddy in the face, Im talking 4 or 5 solid shots, my friends and I are laughing our fools off as security is asking him to calm down He is screaming thats 15 f***** Grand, Mother*****s God****t then he punches his buddy one more time lol
We couldnt stop laughing, I almost coughed up 15 years of tar deep in my lungs.
Quote Originally Posted by mafioso:
MGM Grand September 11 2010 I am sitting with two of my best friends, We all live in different areas of the US and the World really as One has a contract job in Saudi Arabia and the other is from New Jersey, We meet once a year for 4 days and we always choose Vegas as we all love wagering on sports.
So we are sitting there at MGM Grand having a great Saturday morning on our wagers, So we are sitting in the second row behind the first row and in front of us is this huge and Im talking 7 foot 3 360 lbs country fed redneck from Tennessee and his little buddy, the big country darn is wearing a CAT cap is in our way, Not his fault he is just huge. The whole morning we hear about his 8 team parlay and how its his last 100 bucks and he is gonna hit it, I tell my buddy bob that this guy will lose one of the 9 am games and we will get rid of his behind before the noon games start, Well big boy hits all 6 of his morning wagers on the parlay He has the Under 60.5 on Oklahoma/Florida St and Iowa -11 vs Iowa St
Iowa is rolling, no chance he loses that and Oklahoma is destroying Florida St with about 4 minutes to go he can only allow a field goal
He is looking great and making all these comments I am the greatest, I told you Im gonna hit this, Im gonna buy this and buy that, It was non stop, 23 seconds to go Oklahoma turns it over on downs at the florida st 23 yard line and EJ Manual throws a 40 yard pass, caught then the receiver does a lateral lol and the other receiver runs it in for a TD with 0 seconds left on the clock
He is screaming NO NO NO NO NO as the The ref raised his arms to signal Touchdown Final score 47-17. He is going nuts takes off his hat, throws it on the ground, starts kicking it then he starts punching his little buddy in the face, Im talking 4 or 5 solid shots, my friends and I are laughing our fools off as security is asking him to calm down He is screaming thats 15 f***** Grand, Mother*****s God****t then he punches his buddy one more time lol
We couldnt stop laughing, I almost coughed up 15 years of tar deep in my lungs.
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