please read and help if u can...

I know I'm in the wrong forum for this but I am in a jam and was wondering if anyone could help me out. I am in need of a 1k loan I know its not much and u don't know me from a hole in the wall, but I have a good proposition and I am very real and serious. I need 1k asap and am willing to repay 1,500 on sept 6.  3 weeks and 50 percent profit I am willing to do what's needed to get this done send u pics of me with work ID license pay stubs and bills with matching address. If interested we could use western union for the transaction both ways I will pay fees 

    

Thanks Kodiak, gladthis makes u laugh 

Ok, ok. Sorry man. Hey why don't you go to one of the check cashing places? For what you're willing to pay back, you would be better off going there. 

I have a good job and Great credit but this is something I need without my wife knowing,  I have money to live an pay bills but its our joint account and those check cashing places are payday loans that only work thru your checking account I lookedinto them. The reason I offered the high interest is most loan sharks have a minimum 5k I don't need that much nor do I want to get in trouble I just need a little help for a couple weeks so I offered the high interest to make it worth someone's while to help me and we both make out. 

Sounds legit, i'm in

Its as legit as ever bling. I know its hard to believe but there are still solid honest people out there and I'm one of them

IF ITS NOT THAT  MUCH BORROW HIM FROM FRIENDS OR FAMILY THEY BE HAPPY TO LIKE YOU SAID $1,000 IS NIOT THAT MUCH STATE WHAT IS IT FOR YOUR BOOKIE DRUG DEALER ANOTHER WOMAN.ITS NOT THAT MUCH $$$$$$ GET 2ND JOB

Did he get cuffed for this?

Seems strange - but good luck - I'm certain you do not actually expect anyone to respond/ reply 

If I was really loaded, I would try this just out of curiosity.  Good luck, man.  Maybe someone with money will feel the same way. 

yeah if i had 10 million i the bank id do this just to see if i got my money back.  but if i had 10 million i probably wouldn't be on this site.  id have more important things to do

YOU GUYS PULLED UPBOTON CJ PREVIOUS POSTS HE BRAGS ABOUT PUT BIG$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ON FUTURE BETS HE WANTS YOU GUYS TO SUPPORT HIS GAMBLING DONT WE ALL

.........I just wired u the 1K western union.  Thanks for this wonderful opportunity.  Signed, I. M. Moron