Yeah I recognize some of my buddies as well. The "cheap guy" is one of my buddies that was at my bachelor party a couple months ago in vegas. He probably spent less than 100 bucks the whole trip (not including flight).
Couple funny stories about the "cheap guy" on this trip, lets call him Bob.
So Bob lives in colorado springs. So i start planning the bachelor party early (yes i planned it because i went with three vegas virgins and I have free rooms at NYNY)... I find Bob a $200 roundtrip flight but he keeps telling me that he is going to drive because it will only be a $100 total in gas. So for like a month I keep trying to tell him that driving out Friday and driving back Sunday will be fucking miserable and unsafe by himself. So finally after a month I convince him to get a flight and of course at this point its $270 roundtrip so I have to hear him bitch about that for a while, but now he is flying so while in vegas we don't have to hear the entire time about what a shitty drive that was and how he has to stay sober saturday night so he can drive the next day.
Alright so story #2. We get there Friday night. Start drinking of course and start gambling. Getting pretty sauced so Bob decides he wants to buy everyone cigars, which he lets everyone know cost him $40. I tried to explain to him that if he was patient and waited for a cigarette girl I could get the pit boss to give them to us for free since I was playing craps at the time. He was too impatient or just drunk and didn't understand. I was getting pretty loaded and the cigar pushed me over the edge to the point of puking so I tossed it. I had to hear the rest of the trip about how I threw out a fucking $10 dollar cigar after like 5 puffs.
Well those are my stories... not a very good writer but I thought they were funny, haha.
Yeah I recognize some of my buddies as well. The "cheap guy" is one of my buddies that was at my bachelor party a couple months ago in vegas. He probably spent less than 100 bucks the whole trip (not including flight).
Couple funny stories about the "cheap guy" on this trip, lets call him Bob.
So Bob lives in colorado springs. So i start planning the bachelor party early (yes i planned it because i went with three vegas virgins and I have free rooms at NYNY)... I find Bob a $200 roundtrip flight but he keeps telling me that he is going to drive because it will only be a $100 total in gas. So for like a month I keep trying to tell him that driving out Friday and driving back Sunday will be fucking miserable and unsafe by himself. So finally after a month I convince him to get a flight and of course at this point its $270 roundtrip so I have to hear him bitch about that for a while, but now he is flying so while in vegas we don't have to hear the entire time about what a shitty drive that was and how he has to stay sober saturday night so he can drive the next day.
Alright so story #2. We get there Friday night. Start drinking of course and start gambling. Getting pretty sauced so Bob decides he wants to buy everyone cigars, which he lets everyone know cost him $40. I tried to explain to him that if he was patient and waited for a cigarette girl I could get the pit boss to give them to us for free since I was playing craps at the time. He was too impatient or just drunk and didn't understand. I was getting pretty loaded and the cigar pushed me over the edge to the point of puking so I tossed it. I had to hear the rest of the trip about how I threw out a fucking $10 dollar cigar after like 5 puffs.
Well those are my stories... not a very good writer but I thought they were funny, haha.
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