First 30 minutes in Vegas

Step out of the Paris and start walking with my friend and two girls I met out there last year.  Out of nowhere comes a crackhead prostitute right where they are doing construction outside of Planet Hollywood near the overhead cross walk.

Crackhead, "Hey sexy, you looking for a good time?"

Me jokingly messing with her, "I'm always looking for a good time"

Crackhead responds "I'll let you pee in my asshole for $10"

Me "" 

I couldn't even respond I was laughing so hard.  Our whole group was crying laughing. 

I guess the recession has hit everyone in different ways.

The next morning I found a $100 chip on the ground.  I don't gamble(except sports) and I had no idea what it was so I just picked it up thinking it was a generic poker chip.  Wow, what a great find.  Took $50 of it and did a Butler +365 ML UConn-140 ML parlay.

God I love Vegas.  Thanks for another great year with classic times.

wow--never ceases to amaze what happens in vegas--great call on your parlay play,,oh yeah,,always remember crackhead prostitutes need love to--hehe----- $10  huh? not sure if thats good value or not

Wow- you missed the chance of a lifetime. I would have taken a "crack" at it

"What happens in Vegas stay in Vegas." Good shit my dude.

pee in my ass hole

 

Nice hit on that parlay.

 

I also had Butler on the money line tied to a parlay that hit

 

WOW