You guys aren't doing anything to help coolguy13. Here is a list of things to see/do that the whole family can enjoy:
1) The Mirage: Dolphins, White Tigers, White Lions, and other animals
https://www.mirage.com/attractions/attractions_dolphins.aspx
https://www.mirage.com/attractions/attractions_white_tigers.aspx
2) The Mirage: The Volcano (free and outside on the strip)
3) Mandalay Bay: Shark Reef
https://www.mandalaybay.com/entertainment/sharkreef.aspx
4) Stratosphere: Observation Deck (awesome view of the strip)
https://www.stratospherehotel.com/observation_deck.html
5) Bellagio: Water Show (free and can be viewed on sidewalk along the strip)
https://www.bellagio.com/amenities/fountains-of-bellagio.aspx
6) Bellagio: Botanical Garden (free, changes seasonally)
7) Excalibur: Tournament of Kings Dinner Show
https://www.excalibur.com/entertainment/tournament_of_kings.aspx
8) M&M World (on the strip near MGM)
https://www.mymms.com/merchandise/las_vegas.asp
Restaurants the whole family can enjoy:
1) Cheesecake Factory (inside the Forum Shops at Caesar's Palace
2) Maggiano's (at the Fashion Show Mall)
3) Grand Lux Cafe (inside the Venetian)