Detecting a hooker from a regular drunk
First buddie: Gets a hot chick for like 600 to come to the room. He proceeds to bang here out in the bathroom for like 2 hours. At this point the hooker is complaining like shit, because he can't go. So he finally stops banging her do to the fact he probably bought to die of a heart attack and alcohol posioning. He said her box smelled terriable and that she kept saying he was hurting her lol .
2nd buddy: Gets a 200 dollar whor who takes him into the bathroom. While he is banging her, he said he noticed a scar above her box area, and he asked her what it is from. She proceeds to tell him that she just had a baby 2 weeks ago !!! He tells her to get the fuck out of the room with her stank box hahahahahah.
My 2nd buddy definitely got screwed lol. sick shit
First buddie: Gets a hot chick for like 600 to come to the room. He proceeds to bang here out in the bathroom for like 2 hours. At this point the hooker is complaining like shit, because he can't go. So he finally stops banging her do to the fact he probably bought to die of a heart attack and alcohol posioning. He said her box smelled terriable and that she kept saying he was hurting her lol .
2nd buddy: Gets a 200 dollar whor who takes him into the bathroom. While he is banging her, he said he noticed a scar above her box area, and he asked her what it is from. She proceeds to tell him that she just had a baby 2 weeks ago !!! He tells her to get the fuck out of the room with her stank box hahahahahah.
My 2nd buddy definitely got screwed lol. sick shit
dude, both my buddies banged hookers in vegas. Listen to these great stories.
First buddie: Gets a hot chick for like 600 to come to the room. He proceeds to bang here out in the bathroom for like 2 hours. At this point the hooker is complaining like shit, because he can't go. So he finally stops banging her do to the fact he probably bought to die of a heart attack and alcohol posioning. He said her box smelled terriable and that she kept saying he was hurting her lol .
2nd buddy: Gets a 200 dollar whor who takes him into the bathroom. While he is banging her, he said he noticed a scar above her box area, and he asked her what it is from. She proceeds to tell him that she just had a baby 2 weeks ago !!! He tells her to get the fuck out of the room with her stank box hahahahahah.
My 2nd buddy definitely got screwed lol. sick shit
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By: asloper
dude, both my buddies banged hookers in vegas. Listen to these great stories.
First buddie: Gets a hot chick for like 600 to come to the room. He proceeds to bang here out in the bathroom for like 2 hours. At this point the hooker is complaining like shit, because he can't go. So he finally stops banging her do to the fact he probably bought to die of a heart attack and alcohol posioning. He said her box smelled terriable and that she kept saying he was hurting her lol .
2nd buddy: Gets a 200 dollar whor who takes him into the bathroom. While he is banging her, he said he noticed a scar above her box area, and he asked her what it is from. She proceeds to tell him that she just had a baby 2 weeks ago !!! He tells her to get the fuck out of the room with her stank box hahahahahah.
My 2nd buddy definitely got screwed lol. sick shit
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By: asloper
I've been down there twice in the past two months. I've learned this very quickly...ask them where they are from? lol. If they say Las Vegas, you know what she is. Spottie 2935 - you're right on about them walking in between the elevators.
...if they say they are in real estate, they're hookers too lol. When I ask how much and they tell me $1,000 for 1hr, I ask whether they bill by the minute or whether it's pro-rated if I last two minutes...they laugh, I walk away.
I've been down there twice in the past two months. I've learned this very quickly...ask them where they are from? lol. If they say Las Vegas, you know what she is. Spottie 2935 - you're right on about them walking in between the elevators.
...if they say they are in real estate, they're hookers too lol. When I ask how much and they tell me $1,000 for 1hr, I ask whether they bill by the minute or whether it's pro-rated if I last two minutes...they laugh, I walk away.
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