best strip club in vegas?

i always get caught up gambling and havent been to one yet...

 

and are they full liquor/full nudity?

I always stay at the Hard Rock so the Club Paradise works out just fine ( right across the street).  Paradise is hit or miss.  I've had some good time there but the last time i ventured into the place it was packed and the girls were less than impressive.

 

sounds like olympic gardens is the favorite.

 

ive been to spearmint and like others said very hot girls but can be really crowded.  me and my friends had a private table so that helped a lot and worked out great.

 

also been to sapphires.  i had a great time there because this little asian stripper took me up to the vip room and gave me a discount and was a great time.  i think it was $200 to go up to the vip room then $50 for all you can drink (she offered to pay that for me) and then i got like an hour up there.  great time.

I asked this question in the P-Box thread, but, I guess that thread got deleted...

 

What I wanna know is where I can find the raunchiest, nastiest Vegas strip clubs...you know, the clubs with the 200 lb girls, the girls with bullet holes, the pregnant chicks, and the 20 year veteran strippers still doin' their thang a.k.a. GILF's! Those are the clubs I usually have the most fun at 'cause it's just so damn entertaining and it's like a train wreck...

 

Anybody got any ideas?

Oh, and if anybody ever comes to El Paso I can name a few places that fit the description I listed above...

From MWC in the Penalty Box: