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The Mikey news corp:
Dateline Marianas 9/20/08: Market watcher Mikey22222 tragically dissapeared today into a swirling heap of market bullshit and is reportedly missing.
He was last seen falling into a maze of Cramer recommendations and as he was falling he was hear to say " I'll be back on Xmas day".
Rumors are cirrulating that Mikey was trying to give a clue as to the next market top. But which Xmas is it, my God there are so many left.
Mikey is survived by his cat "Alan Greenspan" and his dog "Monica Lewinsky" and his pet rat "Henry Paulson".
He requested all donations in his name be given to His foundation
"The Kiss my Ass George Bush foundation. "
A memorial service for Mikey will be held when oil hits $50 a barrell and his long term short futures contracts are closed out.
An undisclosed friend close to Mikey was quoted after the accident as saying "Mikey was a kind man but a little misguided in fact I thought he was a little nutty".
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