Who's Bosch and does anyone know where Dwaine Wayde is going? or how about Joh Jonsen
Eenie Meanie Chili Beanie, As I look into my crystral balls, I see great political hope for the future...
1) After his second term expires, Barak Obama will be appointed Ambassador to a foreign country....Washington DC.or maybe Oregon.
2) Bush II will become commissioner of Arena League III
3) Nancy Pelosi will go back to her old job as the Hostess at the Mustang Ranch.
4) Rush Limbaugh, after recovering from his heart attack, will quit his talk show and will co-host the Paddock shows from Arlington Park and Fairgrounds with Jessica Pacheco.
5) Hillary Clinton will divorce Bill and marry Cher.
6) Judge Clarence Thomas retires from the Supreme Court and replaces Gary Bettman as NHL Commissioner.
7) Ex-Senator John Edwards and Gov. Terrry Sanford form a new rock duo called "Two-lyin' Sacks of Shit Who Cheated on their Wives"
8) Joe Biden breaths life into the Jay Leno Show as he becomes the new sidekick and announcer..
9) Arnold Schwartzeneger reveals that he's never taken steroids.
10) Condeleeza Rice buys the Detroit Lions and moves them to Albuquerque where they will deservedly be long forgotten.
Eenie Meanie Chili Beanie, As I look into my crystral balls, I see great political hope for the future...
1) After his second term expires, Barak Obama will be appointed Ambassador to a foreign country....Washington DC.or maybe Oregon.
2) Bush II will become commissioner of Arena League III
3) Nancy Pelosi will go back to her old job as the Hostess at the Mustang Ranch.
4) Rush Limbaugh, after recovering from his heart attack, will quit his talk show and will co-host the Paddock shows from Arlington Park and Fairgrounds with Jessica Pacheco.
5) Hillary Clinton will divorce Bill and marry Cher.
6) Judge Clarence Thomas retires from the Supreme Court and replaces Gary Bettman as NHL Commissioner.
7) Ex-Senator John Edwards and Gov. Terrry Sanford form a new rock duo called "Two-lyin' Sacks of Shit Who Cheated on their Wives"
8) Joe Biden breaths life into the Jay Leno Show as he becomes the new sidekick and announcer..
9) Arnold Schwartzeneger reveals that he's never taken steroids.
10) Condeleeza Rice buys the Detroit Lions and moves them to Albuquerque where they will deservedly be long forgotten.
Will Most Probably Happen
China will end up holding more US dollars than the entire US, most of which will be deposited to Caribbean sportsbooks & casinos to play online poker with and bet 12 team parlays.
The WNBA will fold, but not until Tim Donaghy is invited back to referee games in order to boost ratings. Donaghy subsequently raises his winning percentage to 85% and David Stern finally retires after making a fortune riding his "picks".
Legalised sports betting in at least 3 more states, but due to shortage of US currency all winning payouts will be in vouchers for the participating casino buffet or gift shop.
Could Possibly Happen
In a bid to boost his approval rating, President Obama invites APK to the White House for their very own private beer summit in which he promises APK a cabinet position if he publicly takes back all the things he's dissed him on in the Covers forum.
BarryDingle sees the light and renounces organised religion and concentrates on his new sports betting tout service guaranteeing at least 70% winning percentage for the season.You get free picks on the site if you state you don't believe in God as well.
After having made his fortune from ripping people off,guilt gets the better of Calvin Ayre and he decides to give every Bodog member, past and present,a free $5000 bet with no rollover requirement at the sportsbook of their choice(and a night with BodogBecky thrown in for good measure).
After his ill fated attempted to get on "Jersey Shore", MTV finally gives Marnypoly his own TV show in which he mentors aspiring Guidos and Guidettes in the fine arts of applying hair gel,self-tanning and fist pumping.
Will Most Probably Happen
China will end up holding more US dollars than the entire US, most of which will be deposited to Caribbean sportsbooks & casinos to play online poker with and bet 12 team parlays.
The WNBA will fold, but not until Tim Donaghy is invited back to referee games in order to boost ratings. Donaghy subsequently raises his winning percentage to 85% and David Stern finally retires after making a fortune riding his "picks".
Legalised sports betting in at least 3 more states, but due to shortage of US currency all winning payouts will be in vouchers for the participating casino buffet or gift shop.
Could Possibly Happen
In a bid to boost his approval rating, President Obama invites APK to the White House for their very own private beer summit in which he promises APK a cabinet position if he publicly takes back all the things he's dissed him on in the Covers forum.
BarryDingle sees the light and renounces organised religion and concentrates on his new sports betting tout service guaranteeing at least 70% winning percentage for the season.You get free picks on the site if you state you don't believe in God as well.
After having made his fortune from ripping people off,guilt gets the better of Calvin Ayre and he decides to give every Bodog member, past and present,a free $5000 bet with no rollover requirement at the sportsbook of their choice(and a night with BodogBecky thrown in for good measure).
After his ill fated attempted to get on "Jersey Shore", MTV finally gives Marnypoly his own TV show in which he mentors aspiring Guidos and Guidettes in the fine arts of applying hair gel,self-tanning and fist pumping.
[Quote: Originally Posted by MRSARATOGA] We are inches from a cure for cancer and it will happen within 7 years. [/Quote
Hope so but I know it will never happen. Too much money on treatment of cancer then the cure. Way too much money will be lost by the drug companies and hospitals.
[Quote: Originally Posted by MRSARATOGA] We are inches from a cure for cancer and it will happen within 7 years. [/Quote
Hope so but I know it will never happen. Too much money on treatment of cancer then the cure. Way too much money will be lost by the drug companies and hospitals.
I will pound a ton of hot beaver
I will continue to pay bookies lots of money
I will continue to get dealt 20's at black jack and watch in disgust as dealers pull 5 card chrlie 21 on me
I won't care because I will still pound more hot B V
Best post in this thread hands down
I will pound a ton of hot beaver
I will continue to pay bookies lots of money
I will continue to get dealt 20's at black jack and watch in disgust as dealers pull 5 card chrlie 21 on me
I won't care because I will still pound more hot B V
Best post in this thread hands down

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