Baseball.
Top 9, tie ballgame. I`m in center field. lights out closer is in for our All King County Washington championship.. sure win.. 2 outs, man on 1st. an 2nd. I ignore the coach and move up 20 feet behind 2nd base to play any grounder an hold the runners in case.
Sure enough the ball is hit my direction and panic sets in. I promptly Buckner the fuckin baseball and it rolls all the way to the center field fence and 3 runs score. We lose and nobody has a word to say to me for a week.
Last game I ever played until college 2 years later.
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Snow skiing..slalom event.
One on one gates, all clock. 20 yards ahead of the guy next to me. Breezing to the semis for the easy win. Arrive at the finish line, look up at the clock, admire my glorious time and wonder why the crowd isn`t jumping up and down.
Judge walks up to me and says you missed 3 gates..... you`re eliminated. Opponent sails by a full 30 seconds later with his arms in the air.
Started making excuses about the course and then quit.![]()







