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You are killing independent George.

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the sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli.
 
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If you put your hand in her hair, is it easy to get it back out ?
 
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Great thread.

I will never get tired of watching re-runs.


 
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Quote Originally Posted by VGPOP:

Great thread.

I will never get tired of watching re-runs.


yup, its a thread about nothing haha.. those are the best kind of threads.

 
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George:I always wanted a nickname like T-Bone.

Jerry: But there isn't a T in your name, how about G-Bone?

George: There isnt any G-Bone.

Jerry: There is a G-Spot.

George: thats a myth.

Jerry:  The ladies are going to love you T-Bone.

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George did have most of the classic lines!

 
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The classic George lines came from the Brain of Larry David.
 
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From "The Subway" episode (one of the best ever imo)

 

Women: Which market?

George: Which market, the, eh, big one, the big market, the big board.

Bull market, bear market, you name the market, I'm there.

Women: So, do you work for one of those big broker-houses?

George: They wish. I hate the big broker-houses. Hate them with a passion.

Big broker-houses killed my father.

Woman: Really?

George: Well, they hurt him bad. Really hurt his feelings. It's a long

story. I- I don't like to talk about it, but I swore then that I would

never work for big broker-houses. See, all they care about is money. I'm

about more than money, I'm about people, always gone my own way and I've

never looked back.

*Train horn blows and George looks back*

 
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Anyone remember

"how' your life?"

 
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Seinfeld is clearly the greatest ever....George tops all characters by miles
 
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Yes Larry David is a genius, yet another reason why Curb Your Enthusiasm rocks
 
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 Siege mentality, Jerry. They really want me out of here. They’ve downgraded me to some sort of a bunker. I’m like Hitler’s last days here.
 
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I don't think that I've ever had an appointment where I wanted the other guy to show up.
 
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Could it be you don't him to think you're friends with a guy who pees in the shower?

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My name is George....I'm unemployed and live with my parents.....
 
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That one has been used multiple times in this thread.......

 

 
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A donation has been made in your honor, to the Human Fund.  It's money...for people...
 
 
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You know what would be great is if he could see me with some of my black friends.....
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