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Don't forget who your talking to here my friend. Nobody's a bigger idiot than me
 
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And a new contender emerges....
 
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We had a pact!
 
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No...not the feats of strength!!
 
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Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
 
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I was free and clear!!...I was living the dream!!......I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!!!!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by yuice20:

Don't forget who your talking to here my friend. Nobody's a bigger idiot than me


...for I am Costanza: king of the idiots.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by yuice20:

"Hello. My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."


"My name is Art Vandelay.  I'm an architect."


"SERENITY NOW!!"


"Kramer listen to me, I'm never gonna have a child.  If I lose this frogger high score, that's it for me."

...from that episode...
George:  The outlet.  Where the electricity comes from...
Electrician:  Oh!  --You mean the holes!
 
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The perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella... just the right amount of grease on the joy stick.
 
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Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium....by accident!!

 

Do yopu ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by pjrez:

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

One of my all time favorite scenes from George



 
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I can't dumped by a bald woman. She said I wasn't her type.

I'm not bald, I was bald
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SuperDave:

Yeah....well the jerk store called and they're running out of you!!



Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife! 

(George is then told man's wife is in a coma)


 
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Quote Originally Posted by VaughnK:

"And so, without further ado, I give you... the candy lineup."


They were all twix!  It was a setup I tell ya! A setup!!!
 
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Cantstandya!!! (baked bean teeth)
 
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Well, yes this is a business office. But I'm not a businessman per se. I'm here working for the people. Yes, I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system.

 

I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.

 
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 The statue slipped out of my hand and it broke. My parents looked at me like I smashed the ten commandments. To this day, they bring it up. It was the single most damaging experience in my life... aside from seeing my father naked.
 
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It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat - it's all been wrong.
 
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I HAD TO EAT AT REGGIES JERRY! REGGIES!!
 
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Hi, My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents
 
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Well I'am sorry Timmy, But I don't dip that way. You dip the way you want to dip. I will dip the way i want to dip.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by kuddish:

Well I'am sorry Timmy, But I don't dip that way. You dip the way you want to dip. I will dip the way i want to dip.



Well I am sorry...... TIMMY.... but I don't dip that way
 
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FROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     

Frisbee Golf  lol.

 
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I work at Vandelay Industries
 
 
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Heather: What's in the bag?

George: That's a sandwich.

[Clock starts ringing]

George: Damn salami.

Heather: My clock, you stole it!

George: That damn deli that is last time they screw up one of my orders.

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