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No one survived.

 
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Shot my load.

 
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The dog died.

 
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Out of Heineken.

 
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The IRS called.

 
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GoFuckYourself

 
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The Saddest Words ever Spoke by Men
are simply these:

What Might've Been.
 
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The rabbit died...

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Midnight1:

Out of Heineken.

You drink Heineken?

1.... 2..... Hey, that works!

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Quote Originally Posted by Midnight1:

Shot my load.

This is a sad story? Trippy6 nailed it but one of his words was a compound. Does that count?

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Hi I'm Bubba.

 
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Scalabrine is back

 
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"democrats pursue impeachment'

 
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Child Support Enforcement

 
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Driving While Intoxicated 

 
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DJT

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What's up, bro?

 
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I lost everything

 
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I love you

 
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oh, ok boomer. an_brick

 
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You are pregnant????

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Johnzimbo34:

Scalabrine is back

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She didn't swallow.
 
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back door cover 

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Quote Originally Posted by JumpinJeremy55:

back door cover

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