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Worst line u tried on a girl?

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Quote Originally Posted by movinunits:

any dudes that uses lines is a loser, for real, if you have no natural game, wether you get action that night or not, your a tool. always believed it. got my ass being nothin but myself...I suggest it for everyone, chics like to see how normal dudes are- they like it...think about it. worked for me for like 12 years.


Then you turned 13?? LOL

Really dude youre awesome. I thank you for blessing up with this info "playa"
 
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"I would like to tak you out, and buy you a steak dinner... AND NEVER CALL YOU AGAIN"
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ChanceP:



Then you turned 13?? LOL

Really dude youre awesome. I thank you for blessing up with this info "playa"

I was gettin action way before you were usin words like "playa". I never said I was awesome, but thanxs for noticing.

 
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Here's a couple of good ones

Me:"Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?"

Her:"Sure!"

Me:"Would you sleep with me for $20?"

Her:"Of course not! What kind of girl do you think I am?"

Me:"I think we've established that. Now we're just talking about the price."

OR

Her:"Your place or mine?"

Me:"Mine. It's darker."

 
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You remind me of a trophy bass...I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.
 
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you see a girl you like and grab a seat next to her, both of you are kind of playing the game, you give her a side glance, she looks down, you look away, you see a slight smile, and you say to her, my mommy told me don't talk to strangers... she's probably like how cute& sweet... then you add, but she never told me I couldn't fuck them
 
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Ronnie Dobbs has some good ones too...
 
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If I was to re-rewite the alphabet, I would but "U" and "I" together.....
 
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Quote Originally Posted by PocketJacks:

"Boy, what are you looking at?  This thing aint gonna suck it self"


For fucks sake.  Why would anyone start that line with the word "boy"??  That's creepy on multiple levels.

Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:


Guys seal the deal not because of what they do, but because a woman WANTS them to. 


^^  This is 100% accurate.  Buying a cute woman a drink is the only pick up line you need.  It'll either happen or it won't.
 
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isn't this thread about the worst line you tried on a girl
 
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Butthead: "Hey Baby, wanna wrestle?"
 
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Quote Originally Posted by PocketJacks:

"Boy, what are you looking at?  This thing aint gonna suck it self"

you told on yourself......you can come out of the closet now

 
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lol, one that NEVER fails:  "Hey girl does this smell like Chloroform?"
 
 
 
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Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up.
 
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"wanna get some pizza and fuck?"
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Phor20:

"wanna get some pizza and fuck?"
 
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lol yup... thats a classic-----------

Saw some girls last night, didnt try any lines though obviously. Some girl thought iwas trying a line on her though, but i was serious, i actually did remember her from a club 5 years ago talking to her that one time, i have a sick photographic memory for faces.  She ended up asking me to take her number which i did but i dont plan on calling her.  Mainly due to that time 5 years ago when she was pretty much embarrassing herself at the club by looking retarded haha, i wont forget that haha.

 

 
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"She ended up asking me to take her number........"
 
 
 
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If I was a BOOGER, i would pick you first!
 
 
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