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    What is the heaviest woman you have ever banged?

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    HockeyTeeth
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    Posted: Jun. 4, 2017 - 9:09 PM ET #1

    Back in the 80's i landed a whopper maybe 250 not sure. Was ok, but twisted my ankle on the dismount.


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    To remove first post, remove entire topic.
    Back in the 80's i landed a whopper maybe 250 not sure. Was ok, but twisted my ankle on the dismount.


     
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    Posted: Jun. 4, 2017 - 10:33 PM ET #2

    I couldn't even get my arms around her right leg when we were slow dancing.
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    I couldn't even get my arms around her right leg when we were slow dancing.
     
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    Posted: Jun. 5, 2017 - 11:55 AM ET #3

    I banged a chick who was kinda tall and big boned, thick but not fat, who was maybe 175-180.
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    I banged a chick who was kinda tall and big boned, thick but not fat, who was maybe 175-180.
     
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    Posted: Jun. 5, 2017 - 3:04 PM ET #4

    Quote Originally Posted by konabuzz:

    I couldn't even get my arms around her right leg when we were slow dancing.

    Was it Gilbert Grape's mom?
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    Quote Originally Posted by konabuzz:

    I couldn't even get my arms around her right leg when we were slow dancing.

    Was it Gilbert Grape's mom?
     
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    Posted: Jun. 5, 2017 - 3:31 PM ET #5

    Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

    I banged a chick who was kinda tall and big boned, thick but not fat, who was maybe 175-180.


    I was once with a chick who was about 6' 2"/210 lbs. Not "fat" but thick, and built like a brick s#!thouse - wide shoulders, strong thighs, etc. Even though she was definitely all woman, something about it just didn't feel right. I just chalk it up as my one "experimental" near g@y experience back in college.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

    I banged a chick who was kinda tall and big boned, thick but not fat, who was maybe 175-180.


    I was once with a chick who was about 6' 2"/210 lbs. Not "fat" but thick, and built like a brick s#!thouse - wide shoulders, strong thighs, etc. Even though she was definitely all woman, something about it just didn't feel right. I just chalk it up as my one "experimental" near g@y experience back in college.....
     
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    Posted: Jun. 5, 2017 - 4:35 PM ET #6

    Mounted one that tipped the scale at least 190. She had jugs that were the size of my head with those big ole dinner plate nipples that fell to the floor when she took off her tent bra. Her as s was the size of a stop sign.

    All my friends saw her too. Didn't hear the end of it for at least 6 years. Brutal. too many shots -couldn't see. 
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    Mounted one that tipped the scale at least 190. She had jugs that were the size of my head with those big ole dinner plate nipples that fell to the floor when she took off her tent bra. Her as s was the size of a stop sign.

    All my friends saw her too. Didn't hear the end of it for at least 6 years. Brutal. too many shots -couldn't see. 
     
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    Posted: Jun. 5, 2017 - 5:02 PM ET #7

    Quote Originally Posted by GimmeMoneyNow:



    I was once with a chick who was about 6' 2"/210 lbs. Not "fat" but thick, and built like a brick s#!thouse - wide shoulders, strong thighs, etc. Even though she was definitely all woman, something about it just didn't feel right. I just chalk it up as my one "experimental" near g@y experience back in college.....

    Did you suck her cock?   

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    Quote Originally Posted by GimmeMoneyNow:



    I was once with a chick who was about 6' 2"/210 lbs. Not "fat" but thick, and built like a brick s#!thouse - wide shoulders, strong thighs, etc. Even though she was definitely all woman, something about it just didn't feel right. I just chalk it up as my one "experimental" near g@y experience back in college.....

    Did you suck her cock?   

     
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    Posted: Jun. 5, 2017 - 5:08 PM ET #8

    Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:


    Did you suck her cock?   



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    Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:


    Did you suck her cock?   



     
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    Posted: Jun. 5, 2017 - 5:16 PM ET #9

    Her azz was the size of a Stop Sign. LOL
    ~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
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    Her azz was the size of a Stop Sign. LOL
     
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    Posted: Jun. 5, 2017 - 9:46 PM ET #10

    Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:


    Did you suck her cock?   


    Whatever.....
    As I stroked her cheek, I did ask her about some "5 o'clock shadow" she had going on, but she assured me that it was genetic and ran through all the females in her family.

    As did her enlarged cl!toris.....

    And "female onset" Adam's Apple.....


    Oh..... My..... God.....

    HA! Anyways. Yeah, there's big b!tches out there, you just gotta find 'em & love 'em just the same.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:


    Did you suck her cock?   


    Whatever.....
    As I stroked her cheek, I did ask her about some "5 o'clock shadow" she had going on, but she assured me that it was genetic and ran through all the females in her family.

    As did her enlarged cl!toris.....

    And "female onset" Adam's Apple.....


    Oh..... My..... God.....

    HA! Anyways. Yeah, there's big b!tches out there, you just gotta find 'em & love 'em just the same.....
     
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    Posted: Jun. 5, 2017 - 10:26 PM ET #11

    Quote Originally Posted by GimmeMoneyNow:


    Whatever.....
    As I stroked her cheek, I did ask her about some "5 o'clock shadow" she had going on, but she assured me that it was genetic and ran through all the females in her family.

    As did her enlarged cl!toris.....

    And "female onset" Adam's Apple.....


    Oh..... My..... God.....

    HA! Anyways. Yeah, there's big b!tches out there, you just gotta find 'em & love 'em just the same.....
    Was she a squirter?
    R.I.P. #94 MARSHAWN KNEELAND - DC4L
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    Quote Originally Posted by GimmeMoneyNow:


    Whatever.....
    As I stroked her cheek, I did ask her about some "5 o'clock shadow" she had going on, but she assured me that it was genetic and ran through all the females in her family.

    As did her enlarged cl!toris.....

    And "female onset" Adam's Apple.....


    Oh..... My..... God.....

    HA! Anyways. Yeah, there's big b!tches out there, you just gotta find 'em & love 'em just the same.....
    Was she a squirter?
     
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    Posted: Jun. 5, 2017 - 10:28 PM ET #12

    Quote Originally Posted by GimmeMoneyNow:


    Whatever.....
    As I stroked her cheek, I did ask her about some "5 o'clock shadow" she had going on, but she assured me that it was genetic and ran through all the females in her family.

    As did her enlarged cl!toris.....

    And "female onset" Adam's Apple.....


    Oh..... My..... God.....

    HA! Anyways. Yeah, there's big b!tches out there, you just gotta find 'em & love 'em just the same.....

    Unisex name?  Chris?  Bobby?  Pat?  Taylor?  Marty?  Terry?  Alex?  Sam?  
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    Quote Originally Posted by GimmeMoneyNow:


    Whatever.....
    As I stroked her cheek, I did ask her about some "5 o'clock shadow" she had going on, but she assured me that it was genetic and ran through all the females in her family.

    As did her enlarged cl!toris.....

    And "female onset" Adam's Apple.....


    Oh..... My..... God.....

    HA! Anyways. Yeah, there's big b!tches out there, you just gotta find 'em & love 'em just the same.....

    Unisex name?  Chris?  Bobby?  Pat?  Taylor?  Marty?  Terry?  Alex?  Sam?  
     
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    Posted: Jun. 5, 2017 - 10:29 PM ET #13

    Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

    Was she a squirter?

    Probably, but it was most likely jelly or gravy
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    Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

    Was she a squirter?

    Probably, but it was most likely jelly or gravy
     
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    Posted: Jun. 5, 2017 - 10:37 PM ET #14

    Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

    Was she a squirter?

    First question, No. But, I think I handled the business alright. We did it a few times..... 

    @BWS - Not sure what you're setting me up for here, but "Lisa" was her name. I did catch a glimpse of her driver's license, and this was about 1995, she was only 19, so, I'm assuming there were no shenanigans going on, but who knows.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

    Was she a squirter?

    First question, No. But, I think I handled the business alright. We did it a few times..... 

    @BWS - Not sure what you're setting me up for here, but "Lisa" was her name. I did catch a glimpse of her driver's license, and this was about 1995, she was only 19, so, I'm assuming there were no shenanigans going on, but who knows.....
     
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    Posted: Jun. 5, 2017 - 10:43 PM ET #15

    Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:


    Probably, but it was most likely jelly or gravy


    Picture a yoked out Amy Adams. Like if her & "The Rock" had a female baby.

    What was Hugh saying about the GD getting a little too political? 

    We're back, baby! You've all got stories about riding Shamu, go ahead and share, don't be shy.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:


    Probably, but it was most likely jelly or gravy


    Picture a yoked out Amy Adams. Like if her & "The Rock" had a female baby.

    What was Hugh saying about the GD getting a little too political? 

    We're back, baby! You've all got stories about riding Shamu, go ahead and share, don't be shy.....
     
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    Posted: Jun. 5, 2017 - 11:16 PM ET #16

    Amy Adams and the Rock! This is f#ckin awesome! What this forum needs. I'd like to see a 10 page long Scal write-up about f#cking a big girl.
    R.I.P. #94 MARSHAWN KNEELAND - DC4L
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    Amy Adams and the Rock! This is f#ckin awesome! What this forum needs. I'd like to see a 10 page long Scal write-up about f#cking a big girl.
     
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    Posted: Jun. 5, 2017 - 11:27 PM ET #17

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    Posted: Jun. 6, 2017 - 12:41 AM ET #18

    Quote Originally Posted by ckattar8:

    i banged the captain of uri volleyball team she was 6'3 I'm 5'7 and it was one of the best experiences ive ever had
    R.I.P. #94 MARSHAWN KNEELAND - DC4L
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    Quote Originally Posted by ckattar8:

    i banged the captain of uri volleyball team she was 6'3 I'm 5'7 and it was one of the best experiences ive ever had
     
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    Posted: Jun. 6, 2017 - 1:14 AM ET #19

    I was not involved in this story but a friend of mine was...........

    Back in the mid 80's a friend of mine attending Arizona St. shared a house with 4 other guys.  They had what was called a 
    "fat, ugly, hogger contest".  A trophy was involved.  This went on for a school year and in order to win the trophy for the week one had to bang a chick 200+.  
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    I was not involved in this story but a friend of mine was...........

    Back in the mid 80's a friend of mine attending Arizona St. shared a house with 4 other guys.  They had what was called a 
    "fat, ugly, hogger contest".  A trophy was involved.  This went on for a school year and in order to win the trophy for the week one had to bang a chick 200+.  
     
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    Posted: Jun. 6, 2017 - 3:30 AM ET #20

    Quote Originally Posted by bettingforfun:

    I was not involved in this story but a friend of mine was...........

    Back in the mid 80's a friend of mine attending Arizona St. shared a house with 4 other guys.  They had what was called a 
    "fat, ugly, hogger contest".  A trophy was involved.  This went on for a school year and in order to win the trophy for the week one had to bang a chick 200+.  
    Sounds kinda "happy" bro. You bone a fat girl to get off. Or because you like fat girls. You do it to feel like a man. A man that has the balls to do whatever it takes to get theres. Not for some fruiter trophy. It does sounds like an 80's thing.
    R.I.P. #94 MARSHAWN KNEELAND - DC4L
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    Quote Originally Posted by bettingforfun:

    I was not involved in this story but a friend of mine was...........

    Back in the mid 80's a friend of mine attending Arizona St. shared a house with 4 other guys.  They had what was called a 
    "fat, ugly, hogger contest".  A trophy was involved.  This went on for a school year and in order to win the trophy for the week one had to bang a chick 200+.  
    Sounds kinda "happy" bro. You bone a fat girl to get off. Or because you like fat girls. You do it to feel like a man. A man that has the balls to do whatever it takes to get theres. Not for some fruiter trophy. It does sounds like an 80's thing.
     
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    Posted: Jun. 6, 2017 - 5:05 AM ET #21

    "Was she a squirter?"
    Lmaf you guys are killing me here.
    ~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
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    "Was she a squirter?"
    Lmaf you guys are killing me here.
     
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    Posted: Jun. 6, 2017 - 5:57 AM ET #22

    Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

    Amy Adams and the Rock! This is f#ckin awesome! What this forum needs. I'd like to see a 10 page long Scal write-up about f#cking a big girl.

    Not even a "big girl'" will do scal.
    I'd lay 5-1 that the fat bastid is a single, lonely, virgin 
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    Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

    Amy Adams and the Rock! This is f#ckin awesome! What this forum needs. I'd like to see a 10 page long Scal write-up about f#cking a big girl.

    Not even a "big girl'" will do scal.
    I'd lay 5-1 that the fat bastid is a single, lonely, virgin 
     
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    Posted: Jun. 6, 2017 - 5:59 AM ET #23

    Quote Originally Posted by ckattar8:

    i banged the captain of uri volleyball team she was 6'3 I'm 5'7 and it was one of the best experiences ive ever had

    Nothing like being able to suck on a supple breast while slow dancing, and you don't even need to bend your head down 
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    Quote Originally Posted by ckattar8:

    i banged the captain of uri volleyball team she was 6'3 I'm 5'7 and it was one of the best experiences ive ever had

    Nothing like being able to suck on a supple breast while slow dancing, and you don't even need to bend your head down 
     
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    Posted: Jun. 6, 2017 - 6:05 AM ET #24

    Quote Originally Posted by GimmeMoneyNow:


    Whatever.....
    As I stroked her cheek, I did ask her about some "5 o'clock shadow" she had going on, but she assured me that it was genetic and ran through all the females in her family.

    As did her enlarged cl!toris.....

    And "female onset" Adam's Apple.....


    Oh..... My..... God.....

    HA! Anyways. Yeah, there's big b!tches out there, you just gotta find 'em & love 'em just the same.....


    I honestly never banged a female who was over 170lbs or so.
    Although, one drunken night I did get head from this behemoth that when she got in my car the passenger side sunk about a foot. After she exited the car it seemed that she had ruined the springs because her side was closer to the ground than mine.

    Best BJ I ever got though 
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    Quote Originally Posted by GimmeMoneyNow:


    Whatever.....
    As I stroked her cheek, I did ask her about some "5 o'clock shadow" she had going on, but she assured me that it was genetic and ran through all the females in her family.

    As did her enlarged cl!toris.....

    And "female onset" Adam's Apple.....


    Oh..... My..... God.....

    HA! Anyways. Yeah, there's big b!tches out there, you just gotta find 'em & love 'em just the same.....


    I honestly never banged a female who was over 170lbs or so.
    Although, one drunken night I did get head from this behemoth that when she got in my car the passenger side sunk about a foot. After she exited the car it seemed that she had ruined the springs because her side was closer to the ground than mine.

    Best BJ I ever got though 
     
     
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    Posted: Jun. 6, 2017 - 6:19 AM ET #25

    Does a female elephant count? if so, put me down for 12,000 pounds


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    Does a female elephant count? if so, put me down for 12,000 pounds


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