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    Posted: Jun. 27, 2017 - 7:10 PM ET #26

    Next time save your $$$ and take her behind on a hike..or coffee and save $100 or more...is my take...
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    Next time save your $$$ and take her behind on a hike..or coffee and save $100 or more...is my take...
     
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    Posted: Jun. 28, 2017 - 4:48 AM ET #27

    hello guys .. i am singing now ,, couse i am a singer ,, and wanna have concerts ,, so fallow me 
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    hello guys .. i am singing now ,, couse i am a singer ,, and wanna have concerts ,, so fallow me 
     
    HockeyTeeth
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    Posted: Jun. 28, 2017 - 5:56 AM ET #28

    Plow you?
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    Plow you?
     
    Slobbasaurus
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    Posted: Jun. 28, 2017 - 7:29 AM ET #29

    It's weird that guys sign up to this site posing as women.  Seek therapy "Caroline"
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    It's weird that guys sign up to this site posing as women.  Seek therapy "Caroline"
     
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    Posted: Jun. 28, 2017 - 7:33 AM ET #30

    Quote Originally Posted by Slobbasaurus:

    It's weird that guys sign up to this site posing as women.  Seek therapy "Caroline"

    You mean Caroline is not a 25 year old, perky breasted, super hot, nymphomaniac?

    Then who did I have cybersex with last night?!?!?!? 



    bigreds daddy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slobbasaurus:

    It's weird that guys sign up to this site posing as women.  Seek therapy "Caroline"

    You mean Caroline is not a 25 year old, perky breasted, super hot, nymphomaniac?

    Then who did I have cybersex with last night?!?!?!? 



     
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    Posted: Jun. 28, 2017 - 9:57 AM ET #31

    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyTeeth:

    Plow you?



    Where else but in the Covers GD forum can you expect such hi-brow agricultural humor.....

    Nicely done!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyTeeth:

    Plow you?



    Where else but in the Covers GD forum can you expect such hi-brow agricultural humor.....

    Nicely done!
     
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    Posted: Jun. 28, 2017 - 10:33 AM ET #32

    Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:

    Bake her a cake


    Pedro said " Build her a cake or something"

    ???
    BEST OF HEALTH, HAPPINESS,WEALTH, BLESSINGS and LUCK TO ALL !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:

    Bake her a cake


    Pedro said " Build her a cake or something"

    ???
     
    666LES
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    Posted: Jun. 28, 2017 - 3:08 PM ET #33

    I don't know whats in this guy's trunk,but I'm positive that the next time he abused himself handily he was thinking about that 60sec "make-out" at the end of this date.

    A guy has a date with a HOT blonde and when he goes out with her he lays on the charm and lays out for dinner,danceing,drinks,and a show.He takes her to her apartment and as she is about to close the door,he asks"I spent over $500 on this evening,how about a good-night f*ck?"
    She says "OK, Good-Night F*ck"
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    I don't know whats in this guy's trunk,but I'm positive that the next time he abused himself handily he was thinking about that 60sec "make-out" at the end of this date.

    A guy has a date with a HOT blonde and when he goes out with her he lays on the charm and lays out for dinner,danceing,drinks,and a show.He takes her to her apartment and as she is about to close the door,he asks"I spent over $500 on this evening,how about a good-night f*ck?"
    She says "OK, Good-Night F*ck"
     
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    Posted: Jun. 28, 2017 - 11:25 PM ET #34

    really no need for the lame childish responses...I figure she just had another guy she was talking to and I wasnt her type...it happens, but nobody likes rejection
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    really no need for the lame childish responses...I figure she just had another guy she was talking to and I wasnt her type...it happens, but nobody likes rejection
     
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    Posted: Jun. 29, 2017 - 11:44 PM ET #35

    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:


    It wasn't "bake her a cake".

    It was "bring her a pie".

    I think.  LOL.


    Yeah I always see people say bake her a cake but I remember it being a pie...the good ole days
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:


    It wasn't "bake her a cake".

    It was "bring her a pie".

    I think.  LOL.


    Yeah I always see people say bake her a cake but I remember it being a pie...the good ole days
     
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    Posted: Jun. 30, 2017 - 2:15 AM ET #36

    Quote Originally Posted by Nut_Flopper:



    Yeah I always see people say bake her a cake but I remember it being a pie...the good ole days


    I distinctly remember somebody wanted to welcome a single hot babe into the apartment complex.  The Covers consensus was to bake her a pie and bring it to her doorstep.  A great introduction.  The good ole days indeed!    

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nut_Flopper:



    Yeah I always see people say bake her a cake but I remember it being a pie...the good ole days


    I distinctly remember somebody wanted to welcome a single hot babe into the apartment complex.  The Covers consensus was to bake her a pie and bring it to her doorstep.  A great introduction.  The good ole days indeed!    

     
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    Posted: Jun. 30, 2017 - 11:33 AM ET #37

    What kind of pie?
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    What kind of pie?
     
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    Posted: Jun. 30, 2017 - 11:59 AM ET #38

    You put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake.  You put candles in a pie; someone's drunk in the kitchen. 
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    You put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake.  You put candles in a pie; someone's drunk in the kitchen. 
     
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    Posted: Jul. 15, 2017 - 12:10 AM ET #39

    I'm one of very few girls who will give it to you straight; probably because I grew up with all boys and I really hate the games girls like to play. Option #1: She did have a fun time with you but there was no spark. There are some girls like myself who'd kiss a guy goodbye with no intention of seeing him again of our respect for their feelings. It can be hard to put yourself out there and just cause you're not into somebody doesn't mean you wanna put them down. Option #2: You had bad breath. I was once really into a guy and by the end of the night I kissed him and his breath was so friggin awful, the thought of doing anything more with him was nauseating. I mean this we're talking licking my dog's fool bad. So if you really like this chick and wanna see her again (NOT as a friend), ask her straight up. But as far as just being "friends," you clearly don't want that and judging by how you met, I'd say neither does she.
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    I'm one of very few girls who will give it to you straight; probably because I grew up with all boys and I really hate the games girls like to play. Option #1: She did have a fun time with you but there was no spark. There are some girls like myself who'd kiss a guy goodbye with no intention of seeing him again of our respect for their feelings. It can be hard to put yourself out there and just cause you're not into somebody doesn't mean you wanna put them down. Option #2: You had bad breath. I was once really into a guy and by the end of the night I kissed him and his breath was so friggin awful, the thought of doing anything more with him was nauseating. I mean this we're talking licking my dog's fool bad. So if you really like this chick and wanna see her again (NOT as a friend), ask her straight up. But as far as just being "friends," you clearly don't want that and judging by how you met, I'd say neither does she.
     
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    Posted: Jul. 15, 2017 - 12:15 AM ET #40

    Also, I wasn't aware profanity was unaccepted on this kind of a site. Talk about bull. So just for posterity's sake, I would never use the word "friggin" and that was licking my dog's "butt" hole bad.
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    Also, I wasn't aware profanity was unaccepted on this kind of a site. Talk about bull. So just for posterity's sake, I would never use the word "friggin" and that was licking my dog's "butt" hole bad.
     
     
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    Posted: Jul. 15, 2017 - 12:21 AM ET #41

    Quote Originally Posted by Slobbasaurus:

    You put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake.  You put candles in a pie; someone's drunk in the kitchen. 
     
    Some time's a facetious idea is the best. A guy could take me out for a five course dinner in a town car with roses and I still wouldn't be inclined to f uck him. But a guy that took the time to bake me a cake or a pie has one hell of a chance. If it tastes good too, that's beyond sexy. And yes, I'm serious. Money doesn't impress.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slobbasaurus:

    You put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake.  You put candles in a pie; someone's drunk in the kitchen. 
     
    Some time's a facetious idea is the best. A guy could take me out for a five course dinner in a town car with roses and I still wouldn't be inclined to f uck him. But a guy that took the time to bake me a cake or a pie has one hell of a chance. If it tastes good too, that's beyond sexy. And yes, I'm serious. Money doesn't impress.
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