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#26
MISSISSPPI gave MISSOURI her NEW JERSEY.
What did DELAWARE?
IDAHO, ALASKA
What Did You Learn A Long Time Ago But Haven't Shared Recently
Posted:
#29
from the janitor at junior high...when he saw me and my buddies drooling over a few hot chicks
"always remember boys .... if these women didn't have a pusssy ...there'd be a bounty on every one of these sumbitches"
at the time I was like ....wtf is he talking about? ..... NOW ? 45+ yrs later .........
It is better to be feared - than to be loved.
Posted:
#31
Quote Originally Posted by HockeyTeeth:
If you are making macaroni salad and neglect to wrap the macaroni in cheesecloth while it cools, the mayonnaise will not properly adhere to the macaroni. Your'e welcome.
If you are making macaroni salad and neglect to wrap the macaroni in cheesecloth while it cools, the mayonnaise will not properly adhere to the macaroni. Your'e welcome.
lol. Only because I prefer a mayo free mac salad just using olive oil, vinegar, and whatever diced veggies you have on hand.
Posted:
#33
Quote Originally Posted by Getty3:
Quote Originally Posted by HockeyTeeth: If you are making macaroni salad and neglect to wrap the macaroni in cheesecloth while it cools, the mayonnaise will not properly adhere to the macaroni. Your'e welcome. lol. Only because I prefer a mayo free mac salad just using olive oil, vinegar, and whatever diced veggies you have on hand.
Quote Originally Posted by HockeyTeeth: If you are making macaroni salad and neglect to wrap the macaroni in cheesecloth while it cools, the mayonnaise will not properly adhere to the macaroni. Your'e welcome. lol. Only because I prefer a mayo free mac salad just using olive oil, vinegar, and whatever diced veggies you have on hand.
Same theory applies.
Posted:
#34
Quote Originally Posted by THEMUGG:
Beware when an ex comes calling........they most likely want something besides sex...... although they may use sex to get it. .......& NEVER drive on mushrooms.
Beware when an ex comes calling........they most likely want something besides sex...... although they may use sex to get it. .......& NEVER drive on mushrooms.
Or acid. I've driven on both. At the same time bit i'm a mutant and it is still highly irresponsible. Mushrooms, if you're use to it, can be driven on but strong acid....
R.I.P. #94 MARSHAWN KNEELAND - DC4L
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#38
Cracked like a broken window , a simpleton’s act isn’t chosen , it’s sewn in , ingrown
It’s like gettin yer diccck blown , it is what it is , when she finish , her lips glistens , stickin a big load
Believe it ,
cant deny nature ,
a ramble from the sky ,
see Jesus “ High neighbor “
peep methodology , mesmerizing , death defying , deceit forget apologies
Feverish frenetic genuflect to the death that frolics free
you want honesty ?
just a dollop please
a comedy of atrocities , monster politics and poverty but the populous just wants tik toks and memes
I melt to liquid , reconvene , then puff to dust
a trance of laughing gas then into a can of Planter’s cuz I’m fucccking nuts
and all because I’m an organism formed in rhythm looking to fornicate the force of wisdom
I’m sorry what was the question again ?
I’ve entered a dimension you’ve never rendered in your mental , you’re pretentious and limp
while I stand tall and firm Wilt Chamberlain morning wood
the moral of the story , isn’t war adorable ? Corpses in the morgue , put on more porn , of course I’m good........
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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#45
In my working days our company was acquired by another that were known for being real cut-throat pricks in the industry & they immediately cut costs by laying people off. I got wind of this & called my team together to warn them about what was going to happen.
An older Jamaican lady shared this comment with me. She said "Don't worry boss. The new broom sweeps clean but the old one knows the corners."
Have never forgotten it...
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