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Put all the pleasant attributes together into whatever body or whatever type toy like.
Typical "Which girl should I pick?" Thread
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#52
Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer:
Alright, seen a couple of these pop up lately and I'm in the same position. Don't hate because of the number, just give some straight answers. Ranked in no order!
1. She's medium height, with decent tits and a great behind. Her face is nothing nice and I don't bring her around my friends because of it. She's really nice and genuine, and also career orientated (has a biochem degree). Loves to please me; lets me juice on her face or swallows if I want her to. Can deepthroat like a friggin champ. Likes to bake and cook for me, but to be honest, isn't that good at it lol.
2. This girl really shouldn't make the list because I only call her when I'm out of options... but maybe you guys can make me see the light. She's really tiny, short and skinny. But this also means my cock is monstrous to her. She can't deepthroat but she tries hard... Always swallows. Likes to be choked and is generally very kinky. Knows how to ride on top like a porn star, which I don't find in many girls. Likes getting fucked in the behind. No career ambitions, does more drugs than I do. Hipster type chick. Smokes cigarettes which I don't. Always wants me though.
3. This girl is a rocket... until you get her naked. Her face is absolutely gorgeous; nice freckles (love freckles!), beautiful eyes, pretty smile. Her tits are huge but out of a bra, they flop. Her behind looks great in a skirt or jeans but is kinda flat once naked (I like me a big booty). This girl is so different from all the others as she doesn't have facebook and doesn't really like to go clubbing or anything. Drinks scotch neat, has a record player, and is basically cooler than me. Doesn't enjoy giving me head (like never) or experimenting at all. Works in a restaurant and doesn't seem to have much more going than that.
4. Girl number 4 is the hottest of them all. Nice big round behind and her rack puts fake tits to shame. Pretty sexual but has only ever been with two dudes (her ex boyfriend and some dude in between us), so she always says how big my person is (probably due to lack of exposure, since mine isn't even big). She has two dogs that she loves and I friggin hate. She'll stop mid-darn if they whine too much at the door, it's a total piss off. Like she has a facebook page for EACH dog, it's ridiculous. She's not very funny but thinks she is. I like her a lot when she's not talking. She works at some chic bake shop so she is amazing in the kitchen and always willing to cook me up something.
5. This girl is TALLLL, like the same height as I am, maybe an inch shorter. She has big assets to go with her tall frame which I really love (nice big firm titties and a good behind to go with them). She is funny and I enjoy hanging out with her because it seems as if she really cares about me. Doesn't have much sexual experience so she's not freaky but is definitely sensitive (love the way she plays with my balls!). I have to coax her into trying new stuff. I've brought this girl around my friends and she was shy but nice and not embarrassing lol. Goes to university, though not for an amazingly scholarly degree. We go on dates and I genuinely have fun.
6. This girl is chunky, if not fat. I hooked up with her for the first time wayyyyy back in the day when she was skinnier and she was good with her hands/mouth so we reconnected in the summer randomly, where she was much bigger. I'd be embarrassed to be seen with her in public by someone I knew but I still go out with her a lot because she's nice, genuine, and nowhere near trashy like some of the others. Goes to college for interior design and she's always willing to help me with laundry and other chores. Doesn't cook. Likely too fat to be in serious contention but she looks great when she's sucking my person (pretty face) so I dunno.
7. Girl number 7 is new... haven't had sex with her yet but she's a really good kisser so I hope that translates over to the sack. She's a lot older than me but has a sick job with an investing firm... but doesn't shower me with love (gifts) from it lol. She's really fit; small boobs and better abs than me with a huge round behind. She is super skinny/tiny up top, but soooooo thick in the bottom. It's really a unique body. Face is cute. Don't know about cooking but she's open to going to concerts I like and enjoys photography which is kinda cool.
8. This girl is only on the list for her amazing tits and enthusiasm over sports. Sucks a pretty good person but cant deepthroat (still goes hard in the cut). She's kind of too much like a boy... except for her body. Easy to hangout with and likes to get drunk. I think I'll just keep her as a sports/blowjob buddy for as long as possible.
To be honest, there's a few others such as
- a little sex kitten with a bf that lives in another city that is super cute and loves to darn, and we get along great... but she's not willing to bail on her bf for god knows what reason.
- a girl I hooked up with before she got a boyfriend but has since broke up with him but still won't give me the time of day because I didn't date her last time/thinks I'm a player.
- my ex, which is always trouble. Old flames die hard though.
Or I could wait, good things come to those who wait, right?
??????????
Alright, seen a couple of these pop up lately and I'm in the same position. Don't hate because of the number, just give some straight answers. Ranked in no order!
1. She's medium height, with decent tits and a great behind. Her face is nothing nice and I don't bring her around my friends because of it. She's really nice and genuine, and also career orientated (has a biochem degree). Loves to please me; lets me juice on her face or swallows if I want her to. Can deepthroat like a friggin champ. Likes to bake and cook for me, but to be honest, isn't that good at it lol.
2. This girl really shouldn't make the list because I only call her when I'm out of options... but maybe you guys can make me see the light. She's really tiny, short and skinny. But this also means my cock is monstrous to her. She can't deepthroat but she tries hard... Always swallows. Likes to be choked and is generally very kinky. Knows how to ride on top like a porn star, which I don't find in many girls. Likes getting fucked in the behind. No career ambitions, does more drugs than I do. Hipster type chick. Smokes cigarettes which I don't. Always wants me though.
3. This girl is a rocket... until you get her naked. Her face is absolutely gorgeous; nice freckles (love freckles!), beautiful eyes, pretty smile. Her tits are huge but out of a bra, they flop. Her behind looks great in a skirt or jeans but is kinda flat once naked (I like me a big booty). This girl is so different from all the others as she doesn't have facebook and doesn't really like to go clubbing or anything. Drinks scotch neat, has a record player, and is basically cooler than me. Doesn't enjoy giving me head (like never) or experimenting at all. Works in a restaurant and doesn't seem to have much more going than that.
4. Girl number 4 is the hottest of them all. Nice big round behind and her rack puts fake tits to shame. Pretty sexual but has only ever been with two dudes (her ex boyfriend and some dude in between us), so she always says how big my person is (probably due to lack of exposure, since mine isn't even big). She has two dogs that she loves and I friggin hate. She'll stop mid-darn if they whine too much at the door, it's a total piss off. Like she has a facebook page for EACH dog, it's ridiculous. She's not very funny but thinks she is. I like her a lot when she's not talking. She works at some chic bake shop so she is amazing in the kitchen and always willing to cook me up something.
5. This girl is TALLLL, like the same height as I am, maybe an inch shorter. She has big assets to go with her tall frame which I really love (nice big firm titties and a good behind to go with them). She is funny and I enjoy hanging out with her because it seems as if she really cares about me. Doesn't have much sexual experience so she's not freaky but is definitely sensitive (love the way she plays with my balls!). I have to coax her into trying new stuff. I've brought this girl around my friends and she was shy but nice and not embarrassing lol. Goes to university, though not for an amazingly scholarly degree. We go on dates and I genuinely have fun.
6. This girl is chunky, if not fat. I hooked up with her for the first time wayyyyy back in the day when she was skinnier and she was good with her hands/mouth so we reconnected in the summer randomly, where she was much bigger. I'd be embarrassed to be seen with her in public by someone I knew but I still go out with her a lot because she's nice, genuine, and nowhere near trashy like some of the others. Goes to college for interior design and she's always willing to help me with laundry and other chores. Doesn't cook. Likely too fat to be in serious contention but she looks great when she's sucking my person (pretty face) so I dunno.
7. Girl number 7 is new... haven't had sex with her yet but she's a really good kisser so I hope that translates over to the sack. She's a lot older than me but has a sick job with an investing firm... but doesn't shower me with love (gifts) from it lol. She's really fit; small boobs and better abs than me with a huge round behind. She is super skinny/tiny up top, but soooooo thick in the bottom. It's really a unique body. Face is cute. Don't know about cooking but she's open to going to concerts I like and enjoys photography which is kinda cool.
8. This girl is only on the list for her amazing tits and enthusiasm over sports. Sucks a pretty good person but cant deepthroat (still goes hard in the cut). She's kind of too much like a boy... except for her body. Easy to hangout with and likes to get drunk. I think I'll just keep her as a sports/blowjob buddy for as long as possible.
To be honest, there's a few others such as
- a little sex kitten with a bf that lives in another city that is super cute and loves to darn, and we get along great... but she's not willing to bail on her bf for god knows what reason.
- a girl I hooked up with before she got a boyfriend but has since broke up with him but still won't give me the time of day because I didn't date her last time/thinks I'm a player.
- my ex, which is always trouble. Old flames die hard though.
Or I could wait, good things come to those who wait, right?
??????????
Update coming.
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#53
Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer:
UPDATE:
I was looking for my old sports journals but found this post; I thought it'd be funny to update on these girls.
1. I STILL bang this girl all the time. She told me she loved me because she was moving away elsewhere in the province and I said it back because I just didn't know what to say. It was awkward. Anyways, after three weeks she's already moved back to the city but in with her parents. Yikes. She says shes moving back eventually so we continue to screw like animals about once a week but I remain distant under the veil of her move.
2. I don't talk to this girl anymore although it's civil as I do see her around town on occasion. I have her on Facebook and she's had a boyfriend for quite some time now, perhaps 6 months or a year. He's pretty much a skid though so I'm glad I didn't drop down to that level.
3. This girl is a very good friend now. In fact, I moved in with her for two months in the summer when I was between places. She had a boyfriend but of course we fucked a few times, we were 20 feet away afterall. It was always drunk and crazy sex. I don't really see her that way anymore though. Like I said before, she never really sucked person which is a huge thing for me so she's better off as a friend. Very cool chick. Great friend.
4. You guys won't even believe me when I tell you but... This girl actually became a lesbian and moved to Vancouver with her new-found girlfriend (and two lame-behind dogs). I still message her semi-frequently and it remains friendly. I can only hope that if she ever comes back to the D, it'll be mine.
5. This girl got a boyfriend and literally deleted me from everything. Then about a month ago, I started getting random snapchats from her. Very generic pics. Anyways, she added me back to Facebook and I knew that boyfriend garbage was over with so I've started slowly making plays again. In fact, I was thinking today how I haven't talked to her for about a week so it's definitely time to jump back in and ramp it up. She's a beauty really so there's no reason not to go full board, except of course the fact that she deleted me from her life for 6 months.
6. She has a boyfriend now. I sometimes think about the way she sucked and fucked like a fat girl but really wasn't actually that fat. Such a pretty face too. Oh well.
7. I find it funny I hadn't banged this girl at the time of writing the first post. I've had many sexual experiences with this girl since then. One of the early ones being an amazing blowjob, what I personally call the "Tony Montana" because she lives in a tall apartment tower with a huge bay window overlooking the city; anyways, I was situated right in the middle of the window behind-naked with this equally naked chick just going ham on my shaft. I spread my arms out to max wingspan and just looked out across my city feeling like a BOSS. It was an epic blowjob and she swallowed every last drop. It's even more funny that I mentioned that she likes going to concerts as we went to a festival and fucked behind a vendor's tent. It was crazy and fun. Definitely a great concert buddy.
8. I can't really remember who this one is based on the description. My guess would be my best friend now. I got her a job at my bar and we're going to Europe together at the end of this month for 5 weeks. We haven't hooked up in a long time (she's actually a huge person) but she's super cool and fun. We've talked about how Europe is a different ball game. My soft rule is that I'm not going to darn her unless there's at least one other person involved. :)
UPDATE:
I was looking for my old sports journals but found this post; I thought it'd be funny to update on these girls.
1. I STILL bang this girl all the time. She told me she loved me because she was moving away elsewhere in the province and I said it back because I just didn't know what to say. It was awkward. Anyways, after three weeks she's already moved back to the city but in with her parents. Yikes. She says shes moving back eventually so we continue to screw like animals about once a week but I remain distant under the veil of her move.
2. I don't talk to this girl anymore although it's civil as I do see her around town on occasion. I have her on Facebook and she's had a boyfriend for quite some time now, perhaps 6 months or a year. He's pretty much a skid though so I'm glad I didn't drop down to that level.
3. This girl is a very good friend now. In fact, I moved in with her for two months in the summer when I was between places. She had a boyfriend but of course we fucked a few times, we were 20 feet away afterall. It was always drunk and crazy sex. I don't really see her that way anymore though. Like I said before, she never really sucked person which is a huge thing for me so she's better off as a friend. Very cool chick. Great friend.
4. You guys won't even believe me when I tell you but... This girl actually became a lesbian and moved to Vancouver with her new-found girlfriend (and two lame-behind dogs). I still message her semi-frequently and it remains friendly. I can only hope that if she ever comes back to the D, it'll be mine.
5. This girl got a boyfriend and literally deleted me from everything. Then about a month ago, I started getting random snapchats from her. Very generic pics. Anyways, she added me back to Facebook and I knew that boyfriend garbage was over with so I've started slowly making plays again. In fact, I was thinking today how I haven't talked to her for about a week so it's definitely time to jump back in and ramp it up. She's a beauty really so there's no reason not to go full board, except of course the fact that she deleted me from her life for 6 months.
6. She has a boyfriend now. I sometimes think about the way she sucked and fucked like a fat girl but really wasn't actually that fat. Such a pretty face too. Oh well.
7. I find it funny I hadn't banged this girl at the time of writing the first post. I've had many sexual experiences with this girl since then. One of the early ones being an amazing blowjob, what I personally call the "Tony Montana" because she lives in a tall apartment tower with a huge bay window overlooking the city; anyways, I was situated right in the middle of the window behind-naked with this equally naked chick just going ham on my shaft. I spread my arms out to max wingspan and just looked out across my city feeling like a BOSS. It was an epic blowjob and she swallowed every last drop. It's even more funny that I mentioned that she likes going to concerts as we went to a festival and fucked behind a vendor's tent. It was crazy and fun. Definitely a great concert buddy.
8. I can't really remember who this one is based on the description. My guess would be my best friend now. I got her a job at my bar and we're going to Europe together at the end of this month for 5 weeks. We haven't hooked up in a long time (she's actually a huge person) but she's super cool and fun. We've talked about how Europe is a different ball game. My soft rule is that I'm not going to darn her unless there's at least one other person involved. :)
Update coming.
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#54
1. So I actually STILL bang this girl to this day. She still lives in another city but finds reasons to come back all the time. She's abroad right now in Australia but she still says she loves me. I've probably ruined this girl for life.
2. Don't hear from this girl much. She has the same boyfriend from the last update.
3. This girl is still a great friend but she got impregnated by some random and I'm not even sure she knows who the dad is but whatever. I try to support her. I went to her baby shower. I bet I could still bang her but I have no desire to.
4. This girl still lives in Vancouver. I keep in touch with her and play the "genuine/funny guy"card so if she ever comes back to person, it'll for sure be me.
5. No idea. She deleted me from Facebook again once she got a new boyfriend so I'm over that garbage. I guess she can't trust herself with me when she has a boyfriend.
6. I can't remember who this is based on the two posts. No update.
7. This girl has a boyfriend and she seems head over heels for him but that's the way she is. I'll be there for her when she inevitably breaks up. The dude seems way too good for her.
8. I work with this girl now. We did go to Europe and we ended up coming back not as friends. We eventually made up but it was never the same. We are getting a bit more friendly, we have plans to go to a summer festival with some other friends but she has a boyfriend so definitely no play there.
2. Don't hear from this girl much. She has the same boyfriend from the last update.
3. This girl is still a great friend but she got impregnated by some random and I'm not even sure she knows who the dad is but whatever. I try to support her. I went to her baby shower. I bet I could still bang her but I have no desire to.
4. This girl still lives in Vancouver. I keep in touch with her and play the "genuine/funny guy"card so if she ever comes back to person, it'll for sure be me.
5. No idea. She deleted me from Facebook again once she got a new boyfriend so I'm over that garbage. I guess she can't trust herself with me when she has a boyfriend.
6. I can't remember who this is based on the two posts. No update.
7. This girl has a boyfriend and she seems head over heels for him but that's the way she is. I'll be there for her when she inevitably breaks up. The dude seems way too good for her.
8. I work with this girl now. We did go to Europe and we ended up coming back not as friends. We eventually made up but it was never the same. We are getting a bit more friendly, we have plans to go to a summer festival with some other friends but she has a boyfriend so definitely no play there.
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#58
Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer:
Not a notebook... but like a notepad, on the computer. I also have a list of every girl I've slept with in chronological order.
I have the worst memory so I gotta stay on point somehow!
Not a notebook... but like a notepad, on the computer. I also have a list of every girl I've slept with in chronological order.
I have the worst memory so I gotta stay on point somehow!
i just brought up this quote from early in the thread to remind you wat youre dealing with here,scalabrine......can you explain wat exactly "staying on point" entails in this example??
if morality,dignity and respect isnt learned in early childhood its pretty much over for most folk...the cast is set.
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Quote Originally Posted by melossinglet:
i just brought up this quote from early in the thread to remind you wat youre dealing with here,scalabrine......can you explain wat exactly "staying on point" entails in this example??
if morality,dignity and respect isnt learned in early childhood its pretty much over for most folk...the cast is set.
I don't have a good memory so I write things down. I like to use lists, I always have papers in my pockets with notes on them, I use my calendar for everything, etc.
Only older people feel that you can't have morality, dignity and respect without monogamy.
That being said, this entire thread was half to elicit responses. As a veteran online forum member, I always try to drive traffic
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:
How nice. Posts actual pics of a girls who 'like to deepthroat', 'swallow', and 'take it in the behind'. It's not like someone they know might see them. It's only the internet.
How nice. Posts actual pics of a girls who 'like to deepthroat', 'swallow', and 'take it in the behind'. It's not like someone they know might see them. It's only the internet.
Why don't you post their names and addresses while your at it so they can have some stalkers too?
Unbelievable...
Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer:
Inbox me scal, I got you covered.
Inbox me scal, I got you covered.
And scal, you already replied to this thread but you never got back to me about those names and addresses. Hit me up.
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#61
Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer:
I don't have a good memory so I write things down. I like to use lists, I always have papers in my pockets with notes on them, I use my calendar for everything, etc.
Only older people feel that you can't have morality, dignity and respect without monogamy.
That being said, this entire thread was half to elicit responses. As a veteran online forum member, I always try to drive traffic
I don't have a good memory so I write things down. I like to use lists, I always have papers in my pockets with notes on them, I use my calendar for everything, etc.
Only older people feel that you can't have morality, dignity and respect without monogamy.
That being said, this entire thread was half to elicit responses. As a veteran online forum member, I always try to drive traffic
dude,im not saying you have to practice monogamy,go and do watever you want to do(so long as youre not hurting others)......i was simply questioning why on earth you feel the need to keep an itemised data-base of every hole you put your pen.is in....you dont see this as odd??does everyone you know do this??
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